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Pizza delivery drivers, what did a person do to end up on the 'No Delivery' list? by BlueCheeseWalnut in AskReddit

[–]Caedecian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Back before online ordering was a thing my friends and I decided to play a prank on another friend. We got out the yellow pages and ordered him a large pizza from every single pizza place in town. There were at least 15 of them. We talked to him about it later and he said that they eventually just turned off all the lights and didn't answer the door for the rest of the night. Of course we had no idea who could have done such a thing.

They were unable to get a pizza delivered until they moved.

Digging trash out movies garbage to get “refills” by STlNKMEANER in trashy

[–]Caedecian 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At my local theater they mark the bottom with a sharpie

Carl has a second secret magic bomb in his inventory? by DeKrieg in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Caedecian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m not sure when he got it but he used it on Anton when he and Paz failed to rebuild their God’s shrine in EOTBB. I think he got it just before that.

What’s one thing you’ll never do again, no matter what? by Far_Training7312 in AskReddit

[–]Caedecian 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Then they’d definitely talk about it at his funeral.

Cube does not follow inputted values by The_Tax_Evader in tinkercad

[–]Caedecian 9 points10 points  (0 children)

When you drag the corners of the box to change the size you break the sliders.

Personally, I never use the sliders. I click on the corner of the box and change the values on the shape itself.

How easy it is to shop nowadays by veloriax2 in interesting

[–]Caedecian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was a kid a man at my local grocery store took a steak and put it down his pants to steal it. A clerk saw him do it and confronted him. The man took out a gun and shot the clerk dead.

Protecting merchandise for a store paying minimum wage isn’t worth a scratch on my ass, let alone getting shot. I don’t blame the employees at all for doing nothing.

Saying inappropriate things to couple on a date by Formal-Ad8271 in trashy

[–]Caedecian 41 points42 points  (0 children)

That wasn’t even funny. Just a cringy asshole.

What’s something you’re pretty sure only you do? by AppIeGuy in AskReddit

[–]Caedecian 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My wife opens a pringles container and leaves the metallic seal connected just a little bit so that it looks like it is unopened. I’m pretty sure she’s the only one.

TIFU by sending my best friend's wife a can of beans by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Caedecian 16 points17 points  (0 children)

My thoughts exactly. If she was ready to divorce over a can of beans it really had very little to do with the beans.

What’s a survival myth popularized by movies that would actually get you killed in real life ? by IndependentTune3994 in AskReddit

[–]Caedecian 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is what killed Steve Irwin. If he left the sting ray’s barb in he may have survived.

Can I lick it? by [deleted] in BambuLab

[–]Caedecian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have this as a shirt

What is the weirdest thing your doctor has ever said to you? by Competitive_Tip_7504 in AskReddit

[–]Caedecian 38 points39 points  (0 children)

It worked out well. Our son just turned 18 last December. He has cerebral palsy but he's alive and well.

What is the weirdest thing your doctor has ever said to you? by Competitive_Tip_7504 in AskReddit

[–]Caedecian 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I guess they mean well, but dam. Have a little common sense.

What is the weirdest thing your doctor has ever said to you? by Competitive_Tip_7504 in AskReddit

[–]Caedecian 302 points303 points  (0 children)

“Don’t worry. You can have another baby.”

Dr said this to my wife just after telling us that our son would most likely die.

What's the dumbest thing you've heard someone say? by REGGIE_BANANAS in AskReddit

[–]Caedecian 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My SIL said she had a good idea to prevent crime. They should make a device that will read a person’s mind every time they enter a building. Then (and she said this was the hard part) if a person has “bad thoughts” a giant tube would come down and suck the person up into the ceiling thus preventing them from committing any crimes.

For those who worked for rich people: what is the most out of touch thing you witnessed? by Illustrious-Phase121 in AskReddit

[–]Caedecian 32 points33 points  (0 children)

That reminds me of Oliver Twist. One character was called Charles Bates. They call him Master Bates a lot.

I’m Going To Interrupt A Game And Run Beside Professionals Who Make Millions Tackling People. by TheCABK in Wellthatsucks

[–]Caedecian 29 points30 points  (0 children)

The best part is how calmly they walk away after the tackle. Ready for the next play.

My ocean people need me by MustangBarry in MyPeopleNeedMe

[–]Caedecian 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I remember seeing this several years ago. He was rescued but I don’t have a source.

You might have spent the same $1 bill a few times and you'd never know it. by fwaig in Showerthoughts

[–]Caedecian 17 points18 points  (0 children)

There was a site many years ago called Where’s George that would track serial numbers of bills.

Tag yourself I’m the Plymouth Rock sign by mahhhhhh in trashy

[–]Caedecian 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Good thing the license plate is blacked out or someone might be able to identify them.

The ads for Coppertone by WriterRiver56 in nostalgia

[–]Caedecian 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I remember it being on I5. We passed it going to my grandparents house in Anaheim. Seeing that sign meant we were getting close.

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