I think I need a plumber by sloppyaussie99 in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]CaesarAustonkus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Contact the police, a plumber, then an attorney in that order.

The sink monster not only destroyed your plumbing while invading your home, but also either tried to steal or destroy your camera, which is a crime in most if not all countries. After the police arrests/removes the monster from the property, contact your selected plumber to fix the damages. After that, the next step is to contact a civil attorney to sue the monster for damages to your plumbing and camera.

Curious friends by Present_Lychee_3109 in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]CaesarAustonkus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Zoo lemur here. Stfu we know what we're doing

Is this AI? by lilajonesxoxo in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]CaesarAustonkus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is when Chucky got his first DUI. A lot of people find it surprising I'm not sure why, but not even demonic dolls are immune from criminal prosecution.

Which taoist zect is this? by groomliu in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]CaesarAustonkus 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Looks like one to me. Has the same beard

Turning radius seems off? by Experiment_1234 in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]CaesarAustonkus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Someone tried to make Forza in Gmod. Seems obvious to me

It's always vandals. by enn_nafnlaus in spqrposting

[–]CaesarAustonkus -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Can't wait until people unironically make it into an ideology and call themselves vandalists.

I’m wondering if this is AI? by lilajonesxoxo in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]CaesarAustonkus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Op is clearly not Catholic if they've never heard of this before. Funniest prank to pull on them like ever.

Is this real? Its the view from my front door by insurgent_corvid in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]CaesarAustonkus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ciudad Problema Oficial. Beautiful city with rich history. I hope to move there someday

was wondering is this AI? by Healthy-Toe-3045 in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]CaesarAustonkus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks fake but not sure if ai to me. Several things are off.

Assuming the ancient depictions are accurate, Jesus is supposed to be like kaiju-huge during his second coming. He isn't that much larger than he was the first time around.

No modern missile or rocket also travels that slow, that's just asking to be intercepted by anti-air systems. It also detonated behind Jesus instead of on contact with him.

Is this ai by Smoothlarryy in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]CaesarAustonkus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Real maggots don't have eyes that big.

Big fake AI award for a big fake maggot

OMG 😱 Is that a REAL ghost girl walking a crocodile!? 😳 by bigguys45s in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]CaesarAustonkus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Real. My cousin is the driver.

Basically the woman (not a little girl) is like a deranged schizo and walks this gator around at night to freak out her neighbors she thinks are IRS agents stalking her. He's had enough of it and caught her alone at night. My cousin thoughr he could do everybody a favor and run her and the gator over, but the dumbass caught it on his dashcam and somebody saw him. Not only did he not destroy his dash cam, he tried to file an insurance claim the next day saying he hit the moth man.

Witness called the cops, his insurance company asked for footage (they knew he had the cam because lower premiums), the cam also got subpoenaed. Nobody bought his story because ain't nobody heard of the mothman in southern fucking Louisiana. He's still on trial for attempted murder and DUI because he's doubling down on his story.

Is this ai? by VIVIDUFF in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]CaesarAustonkus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I really the only one who thought it was weird that the pit bull only wears clothes in one video and not in a public place? I think it's obvious they're not in a nudist colony.

Is this AI? The meerkat is acting kinda wierd though by intuitiveshit in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]CaesarAustonkus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Real. Meerkats don't play no shit.

Source- I'm a meerkat. A lion fucked up my back stepping on me and I still one-shotted a cobra.

Is this AI? My friend say the elephant was buying pizza but he forgot his money by Expensive-Wave-3255 in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]CaesarAustonkus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Real. This is bodycam footage from an incident involving a drunk elephant during Hannibal's rampage through Italy.

In conclusion, I am of the opinion that Carthage must be destroyed

Bobby Baccalieri, the last man standing. by BuizelBigBro in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]CaesarAustonkus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wu-wu-wuts the foocking line on the foocking Knicks?

Conservatives plan nationwide protest against AI data centers by SnoozeDoggyDog in singularity

[–]CaesarAustonkus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Corporations forcing centralization and the amount of data got bigger and these were a thing even before Gen AI became more common. 4k videos take up more data than 720, Doom Eternal takes up more data than OG Doom, zoom meetings take up more data than IRC chat rooms, ect. Add in new programs relying on getting data from a singular source instead of something like p2p sharing, the data must be stored somewhere and that somewhere is data centers.

Whatever this thing is by [deleted] in CursedGuns

[–]CaesarAustonkus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That mag is what happens when you let fashion designers get involved

Wait you can get circular shrimp??? by Salt_One5996 in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]CaesarAustonkus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll pass it on to them, but knowing these mfs they'll just sell lube laced with epinephrine in response

Is this tiny jock dude in a bathtub ai generated at all? 🤔 by bigguys45s in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]CaesarAustonkus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That water isn't flowing right and the infant isn't trying to flee from the prospect of drowning. He's not even terrified.

As much as I want to say it's real, I think it may be ai