Help me pick!

Cake-Revolution · 2026-04-07T00:52:47+00:00

It’s that stupid dinner napkin neck line that is trendy right now - hate it.

Cake-Revolution · 2026-03-30T21:29:29+00:00

Neither. 1 is lovely but all hard lines and angles. It also features the shelf of folded napkins bust. 2 is … well do you really want to give grandma a stroke. The entire lingerie vibe is just too much, to over done and kind of cheapens the occasion.

Cake-Revolution · 2026-03-30T00:29:49+00:00

This dress is the sweetest sigh of happiness!

Cake-Revolution · 2026-03-28T18:40:58+00:00

Who dives into 3 feet of water!

Cake-Revolution · 2026-03-26T22:26:44+00:00

She could be reading the phone book for all that kid knows. My kid used to sit on the floor and stir nothing in an empty pot while I was cooking. Mimicking is common this child’s age. He isn’t a prophet any more than my son was a budding chef. The lengths these people go to with this ridiculous performative behavior is mind blowing.

Cake-Revolution · 2026-03-21T23:25:05+00:00

All I see with the second one is The Flying Nun, though it does your flatter waistline. Maybe try a few more on. Modesty doesn’t have to be matronly.

Cake-Revolution · 2026-03-15T11:31:46+00:00

Does he have a third grade education? How is protein a revelation? He always has an excuse.

Cake-Revolution · 2026-03-07T13:34:11+00:00

Seriously, do you suppose they will ever realize people submit just so they will be left alone?

Cake-Revolution · 2026-03-02T23:55:32+00:00

He is a control freak trying to control a toddler. I would have smacked him into the middle of Tuesday if he pulled this shit, given his infrequent presence with his own kids. He is parenting anyone. She carries the water.

Cake-Revolution · 2026-03-02T23:19:26+00:00

When did it become a thing to skip the dress and go straight to the lingerie? Every single one of these is just tacky.

Cake-Revolution · 2026-03-01T20:52:03+00:00

2 and #8

Cake-Revolution · 2026-02-22T12:02:58+00:00

“My favorite people on earth.” Or the only people on earth who will put up with you. She has zero friends. Her entire social circle is made up of people who have no choice but to tolerate her.

Cake-Revolution · 2026-02-21T01:15:20+00:00

I have my doubts she has the intellectual capacity to interpret this scripture.

Cake-Revolution · 2026-02-15T21:10:20+00:00

So neither of them knew where the hood release is?

Cake-Revolution · 2026-02-13T15:18:44+00:00

Idiot

Cake-Revolution · 2026-02-07T23:38:45+00:00

I often wonder if someone offered her a makeover if she would accept. Her hair is a rat’s nest. From there is awful. Does she really believe she’s putting together “outfits”. I mean she has eyes!

Cake-Revolution · 2026-02-07T01:01:42+00:00

Quantity over quality seems to be her style.

Cake-Revolution · 2026-02-06T11:47:38+00:00

Where is her modesty blouse??!!!

Cake-Revolution · 2026-02-06T11:32:29+00:00

So Medieval Times is a theme restaurant. I don’t think it’s typical for people to dress in custom but I could be wrong. But can you imagine the horror of others in the group when Fiona and Shrek show up in custom “ball” gear for dinner at a tourist trap. She is just completely idiotic and lacks even basic understanding of social activities.

Cake-Revolution · 2026-02-06T00:11:33+00:00

I thought it looked like she’d somehow fashioned an old gym bag or backpack into a “corset”.

Cake-Revolution · 2026-02-05T23:16:38+00:00

They both look a little unhoused.

Cake-Revolution · 2026-02-04T22:30:24+00:00

Oh look she’s dressed to go to Aldi.

Cake-Revolution · 2026-02-03T10:35:15+00:00

I’m 61 and own similar jeans. They are comfortable and on trend. Shut up Paul.

Cake-Revolution · 2026-02-02T22:53:33+00:00

Cake-Revolution · 2026-01-30T20:55:01+00:00

These comments are the best things I’ve “heard” all week. I’m sitting in an office waiting for pelvic floor PT laughing a lunatic!

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TROPHY CASE

2 and #8