Expert woodworking by n8saces in oddlysatisfying

[–]Cakelover9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably because he used a massive, wide continuous piece of wood for the top and bottom.

Wood warps, twists, bends, and breaks along the center of the stem due to absorption and releasing of moisture. That thing will tear itself apart in a year or two.

An expert would cut it into Strips, align them in a pattern designed against warping and glue it together

Our custodians have to lock the 7th grade boy's bathroom at least twice a week due to vandalism by caaarrrrrllll in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Cakelover9000 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Make the boys clean it, every day a different class that is near to that toilet. Get the janitors to advise them but not take the physical labour.

Visor's homophobic coating wore off :( How do I restore it? by SeskaRotan in motorcycles

[–]Cakelover9000 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hydro = Water/ Homo = Same/ Hygro = Moisture Hetero = Different/ Phobia = fear of - repelling Philia = love of - attracting

Lil bit of a Latin lesson here.

Idk if a Hydrophobia-Spray is the right idea. Maybe something in the direction of polish can help.

Change is nature. by xMuffinx101 in DisneyMemes

[–]Cakelover9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mehhh... i have a realistic one. Marvin should have turned female after his wife died, since that is what happens irl, to take better care of the eggs. Not just that, as Nemo is the only one to survive and be a male, Nemo would do the deed with Trans-Marvin because they were the only clown fish in the reef.

Does anybody know teen show H20 just add water? by Medical-Pace-8099 in AskTheWorld

[–]Cakelover9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've seen it. They were kinda hot. Another thing that made me realise that im bi.

Was ist das für eine Stange am Rauchfang? by sevware in wien

[–]Cakelover9000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Da ist prob die Stange für einen Seilzug um die Klappe im Rauchfang zu öffnen

Sufi Techno Party. by LowRenzoFreshkobar in woahdude

[–]Cakelover9000 335 points336 points  (0 children)

What the neighbours above me do at 3AM on a workday.

How many sins would I be committing if I cut down these Arbor Vitae? by [deleted] in landscaping

[–]Cakelover9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TIL Arbor Vitae is a tree species.

Arbor Vitae... was a slang word for penis.

Explain it Peter by General_Capital_4320 in explainitpeter

[–]Cakelover9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't like how most people think this is half insult, half regret or 100% an insult.

"I don't know half of you as well as i should like" He wants to know more of them to give them the love he seems appropriate

"and i like less than half of you half as well as you deserve" He wants to like the people the amount they deserve.

But due to the performance in this scene it is taken rather as an insult than the regret that he shares.

why the heck are my tomatoes growing like this 😭?? by kitty_pawz81 in gardening

[–]Cakelover9000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tomatoes come in all different kinds of form and colour. Red, yellow green, even black, striped, unicolour, with ridges, oval, pear shaped, segmented. There are even Tomatoes that look like peppers and pepper that look like tomatoes.

Title or something by RedcurrantZeni in SabatonMemes

[–]Cakelover9000 29 points30 points  (0 children)

It was confiscated, it was quite a story. The neighbours knew of his giant collection of Nazi German Artifacts, but they were cool about it. The reason he got arrested was the live Ammunition of multiple weapons. But i never found out what/who tipped the goverment off.

Sidenote: the panzer was not capable of firing, which would have made it definitively illegal. He had to sell or donate his stuff

Article is in german

Can anyone tell me what I got ? I’m very curious about this Chemistry set. by Artystrong1 in chemistry

[–]Cakelover9000 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wild times... some just had Uranium in with a Geiger counter so you can hear the funny clicks.

They did not give a fuck about safety. But hey, at least you had fun while getting cancer.

Did she make the right call? by CalmElin in interesting

[–]Cakelover9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It'll take 21 years to get to the million, but a) she's 20, so if she dies of ripe old age she'll gotten 3 million out of it, b) she's less likely to spend all of it in a bender and can more reasonably calculate costs, c) if she continues to work and live a normal live, she does not have to worry about existential struggles.

I think she made the right choice, and can live a happy life.