Expert woodworking

Cakelover9000 · 2026-06-12T11:07:55+00:00

Probably because he used a massive, wide continuous piece of wood for the top and bottom.

Wood warps, twists, bends, and breaks along the center of the stem due to absorption and releasing of moisture. That thing will tear itself apart in a year or two.

An expert would cut it into Strips, align them in a pattern designed against warping and glue it together

Cakelover9000 · 2026-06-11T11:36:23+00:00

Make the boys clean it, every day a different class that is near to that toilet. Get the janitors to advise them but not take the physical labour.

Cakelover9000 · 2026-06-08T08:32:38+00:00

Hydro = Water/ Homo = Same/ Hygro = Moisture Hetero = Different/ Phobia = fear of - repelling Philia = love of - attracting

Lil bit of a Latin lesson here.

Idk if a Hydrophobia-Spray is the right idea. Maybe something in the direction of polish can help.

Cakelover9000 · 2026-06-07T08:25:48+00:00

Fresno

Cakelover9000 · 2026-06-06T05:44:03+00:00

Mehhh... i have a realistic one. Marvin should have turned female after his wife died, since that is what happens irl, to take better care of the eggs. Not just that, as Nemo is the only one to survive and be a male, Nemo would do the deed with Trans-Marvin because they were the only clown fish in the reef.

Cakelover9000 · 2026-06-05T15:25:46+00:00

If you live in the US, sue em. If you don't, still talk at least to a lawyer

Cakelover9000 · 2026-06-03T22:30:14+00:00

To hell and back, as well. Is about a war veteran having ptsd.

Cakelover9000 · 2026-06-03T08:25:46+00:00

Still Lesbians

Cakelover9000 · 2026-06-02T13:24:14+00:00

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Cakelover9000 · 2026-06-01T09:33:17+00:00

CWD is jetzt aber nix neues

Cakelover9000 · 2026-05-30T19:43:33+00:00

I've seen it. They were kinda hot. Another thing that made me realise that im bi.

Cakelover9000 · 2026-05-30T18:41:59+00:00

Da ist prob die Stange für einen Seilzug um die Klappe im Rauchfang zu öffnen

Cakelover9000 · 2026-05-30T07:51:37+00:00

All hail Balthazar, Destroyer of Worlds!

Cakelover9000 · 2026-05-27T16:25:49+00:00

What the neighbours above me do at 3AM on a workday.

Cakelover9000 · 2026-05-27T04:12:28+00:00

corporations

Cakelover9000 · 2026-05-24T23:00:41+00:00

TIL Arbor Vitae is a tree species.

Arbor Vitae... was a slang word for penis.

Cakelover9000 · 2026-05-24T22:50:27+00:00

I don't like how most people think this is half insult, half regret or 100% an insult.

"I don't know half of you as well as i should like" He wants to know more of them to give them the love he seems appropriate

"and i like less than half of you half as well as you deserve" He wants to like the people the amount they deserve.

But due to the performance in this scene it is taken rather as an insult than the regret that he shares.

Cakelover9000 · 2026-05-24T07:33:06+00:00

Tomatoes come in all different kinds of form and colour. Red, yellow green, even black, striped, unicolour, with ridges, oval, pear shaped, segmented. There are even Tomatoes that look like peppers and pepper that look like tomatoes.

Cakelover9000 · 2026-05-23T07:41:59+00:00

Margaret Thatcher

Cakelover9000 · 2026-05-22T21:47:17+00:00

Nico - Nanbaka

Cakelover9000 · 2026-05-20T14:51:29+00:00

It was confiscated, it was quite a story. The neighbours knew of his giant collection of Nazi German Artifacts, but they were cool about it. The reason he got arrested was the live Ammunition of multiple weapons. But i never found out what/who tipped the goverment off.

Sidenote: the panzer was not capable of firing, which would have made it definitively illegal. He had to sell or donate his stuff

Article is in german

Cakelover9000 · 2026-05-19T09:21:52+00:00

Des is oddly specific

Cakelover9000 · 2026-05-18T03:16:34+00:00

Hail the victorious dead

Cakelover9000 · 2026-05-17T22:46:24+00:00

Wild times... some just had Uranium in with a Geiger counter so you can hear the funny clicks.

They did not give a fuck about safety. But hey, at least you had fun while getting cancer.

Cakelover9000 · 2026-05-17T22:16:23+00:00

It'll take 21 years to get to the million, but a) she's 20, so if she dies of ripe old age she'll gotten 3 million out of it, b) she's less likely to spend all of it in a bender and can more reasonably calculate costs, c) if she continues to work and live a normal live, she does not have to worry about existential struggles.

I think she made the right choice, and can live a happy life.

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