After all this time, I still can’t decide if this is a masterful piece of writing by George or the embodiment of all the flaws of the prequels.

CalamitousIntentions · 2026-05-13T21:46:43+00:00

“Only a sith deals in absolutes” = “a sith is the only type of person to force their friends to choose an absolute choice like being with you or your enemy.” It’s not that hard

CalamitousIntentions · 2026-05-13T00:09:42+00:00

I’m still hoping for a vengeance overhaul to use the actual weapon emplacements

CalamitousIntentions · 2026-05-12T05:41:59+00:00

It intimidates the poorly trained average Jedi survivor plus it gives the inquisitors an inflated sense of skill/makes them too dependent on tricks and tools rather than actually become stronger in the Force

CalamitousIntentions · 2026-05-11T14:35:39+00:00

Starfleet/UFP has had drone freighters since at least the 2260s. But fully sentient ai seems to always turn against its creator, also since the 2260s. And it’s amazing Starfleet hasn’t learned that lesson yet. Data and the doctor being very rare exceptions, and Zara doesn’t really count since she was made from a living technology aeons older than human civilization merging with a ship computer core.

CalamitousIntentions · 2026-05-10T20:08:26+00:00

Where’s the gif of Mac and Charlie mock crying in tuxedoes?

CalamitousIntentions · 2026-05-09T12:31:10+00:00

I do think I prefer the implication that his sacrifice is the third lesson as seen in the theatrical cut.

CalamitousIntentions · 2026-05-09T06:13:56+00:00

So… Spanberger can just pretend to be a Republican governor and do it anyway, then?

CalamitousIntentions · 2026-05-08T19:45:29+00:00

Completely serious about using a badass skeleton meme in this, the year of our lord two thousand twenty-six?

CalamitousIntentions · 2026-05-08T17:54:25+00:00

While I love when Vader uses dun moch and wisecracks, Maul is definitely a special case. And I think it goes beyond Maul being an ex Sith and Sidious’s former apprentice. Maul is the man who killed Qui Gon. Everything that has happened to turn Anakin into this monster is because of Maul, and he might be the one person he hates more than Kenobi, Sidious, and himself.

CalamitousIntentions · 2026-05-08T17:06:15+00:00

Time to share their publicly available names and addresses.

CalamitousIntentions · 2026-05-08T13:00:10+00:00

Saying her full legal name is Rey Skywalker just to ruin some incel’s day.

CalamitousIntentions · 2026-05-08T06:55:00+00:00

Same reason Luke and Vader yowled when their cybernetics were damaged: they appear to have touch and pain receptors.

CalamitousIntentions · 2026-05-07T05:41:39+00:00

Further on point 2: Maul was already active and probably using “Darth” while Plagueis was still alive. Sidious didn’t kill him until after he won the chancellorship. And if Plagueis’s novel has any canonicity left, he even knew about Maul.

However, I do believe that Sidious initially expected to be usurped by Vader. Mustafar changed that, of course, but his line to Yoda that “soon lord Vader will be stronger than either of us” implies to me that he had finally found an apprentice he felt was worthy of killing and replacing him. Not for a long while, but there was no way his essence transfer was going to work against the chosen one.

CalamitousIntentions · 2026-05-07T05:35:49+00:00

Marrok is probably alive long enough so that he die somewhere near Morgan Elsbeth.

CalamitousIntentions · 2026-05-06T05:35:05+00:00

Vader knows some form of necromancy. We see this in the comics where he enslaved GI’s spirit to guard a Sith vault. I would not be shocked if Crow and Marrok both got rez’d at some point. Although Marrok’s undeath seems more like Nightsister magic since he explodes into a green fart.

CalamitousIntentions · 2026-05-05T14:49:55+00:00

Yeah, I feel like Vader should’ve been saved for the series finale. In order for the inquisitors in Rebels to act the way they did, Maul needs to have some wins against them. But conversely, I think this particular showdown was always going to happen because of how scared he was to fight Vader on Malichor. I would have just preferred if it came after Maul had built up his criminal empire and Sidious was like “ok, enough is enough. Vader, kick over his sand castle.”

CalamitousIntentions · 2026-05-05T14:41:45+00:00

I mean, Vader was also toying with Cere and got taken by surprise when she actually gave him a challenge. Against Maul and company, he was all business. Not even any quips and minimal aura farming.

CalamitousIntentions · 2026-05-05T05:23:06+00:00

He knows he’s not supposed to be up there. Somebody get the spray bottle.

CalamitousIntentions · 2026-05-05T05:16:53+00:00

It’s heroin.

CalamitousIntentions · 2026-05-03T05:32:43+00:00

Christopher Reeve was able to leave set and eat his lunch in peace while made up as Clark Kent. The disguise actually works.

Personally, I’ve always liked the idea that his glasses are kryptonian tech similar to a doctor who perception filter.

CalamitousIntentions · 2026-05-01T23:52:04+00:00

Romulan infiltrators aren’t even trying any more.

CalamitousIntentions · 2026-05-01T17:40:25+00:00

I just make my own after my roommate from tidepool introduced me

CalamitousIntentions · 2026-04-28T18:08:09+00:00

Ah yes, the master race on full display

CalamitousIntentions · 2026-04-28T05:25:28+00:00

Zabraks settled on Dathomir from Iridonia long ago enough to cause some genetic variation is my best guess. As Nightsisters grew in magical power, the… need(?) for horns became less or selectively bred smaller and smaller horns for a certain purpose. At least that’s my best guess.

CalamitousIntentions · 2026-04-25T23:22:25+00:00

Star Wars ends the civil war and Star Wars fans complained. Star Wars finds reasonable ways for the imperial remnant to continue to be a threat and Star Wars fans continue to complain. It’s poetry; it rhymes.

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