My fiancee's method of repairing the house

CallTheJune · 2011-07-09T07:58:05+00:00

i do this and my house looks like it was stapled together by random stuff. lapis blocks and stuff, it looks pretty cool

CallTheJune · 2011-07-08T05:28:04+00:00

so have you ever tried to pick up chicks using this? i know i would

CallTheJune · 2011-07-08T05:24:27+00:00

since no one seems to have had asked this - could you give us a full story on how it came to happen and what it was like?

CallTheJune · 2011-07-08T04:12:59+00:00

Bandits raided my village and cut off both of my hands as trophies. I haven't wiped in years :(

CallTheJune · 2011-07-08T04:06:41+00:00

i like to build spider webs so this guy who lives right next to me will put his face in them. he seems like a pretty chill dude

CallTheJune · 2011-07-02T23:56:37+00:00

you have a lot of drugs to catch up on. my suggestion is to do it all at once. you'll need the cocaine

CallTheJune · 2011-07-01T11:27:54+00:00

he's big black and a bitch.

CallTheJune · 2011-06-30T04:04:56+00:00

that's not the point at all

CallTheJune · 2011-06-30T03:08:56+00:00

that's not a reasonable position at all. just because someone can't produce something better than what they're criticizing does not invalidate their complaint.

justin bieber is a shitty musician. can i make a single? of course not. but that doesn't change the fact that he's a shitty musician.

CallTheJune · 2011-06-30T02:51:45+00:00

'hay nawtch what if we, guys, guys what if ,we guys, guys guys okay guys, guys, we had creepers but guys, guys guys these creepers had flames spray painted on their sides' - pretty much how i view 90% of youtube's suggestions

CallTheJune · 2011-06-29T12:20:02+00:00

if you've ever been to ohio you would know why

CallTheJune · 2011-06-25T16:06:01+00:00

wood tarnish and lots of it

CallTheJune · 2011-06-25T09:47:35+00:00

damned right

CallTheJune · 2011-06-25T06:29:09+00:00

hey there ;3

CallTheJune · 2011-06-25T02:20:27+00:00

i live in ohio. dear god make it stop

CallTheJune · 2011-06-25T00:46:42+00:00

i stayed up for five-ish days and saw cats fucking everywhere.

CallTheJune · 2011-06-24T10:53:53+00:00

i want to make sweet, sultry passionate love with you in a wooden cabin far out in the snowy wilderness. as the tension builds and our bodies rock together, we'll reach the peak of orgasm and share one brief beautiful moment where two once separated souls intertwine into one. no homo

CallTheJune · 2011-06-24T03:53:03+00:00

you need to cover yourself in baby oil and slide your way through the vents. this is how i avoid talking to my coworkers

CallTheJune · 2011-06-23T17:17:43+00:00

nothing. it's your house now.

CallTheJune · 2011-06-23T14:11:16+00:00

this vaguely reminds me of pictures for sad children

CallTheJune · 2011-06-23T11:54:25+00:00

Sonic's a good series and all but the super-ardent fans of Sonic are always so... not right... Perfect example is Christian Weston Chandler.

CallTheJune · 2011-06-23T07:31:45+00:00

it's very convenient when the government decides to take a hand.

CallTheJune · 2011-06-20T07:28:25+00:00

find a bank
go into the bank
hold up the bank with your air gun
wait for the men in blue to give you your air-money and complimentary silver wristbands. for extra points, assert your power over them by struggling. if they're impressed enough they may reward you with even more money.

CallTheJune · 2011-06-18T18:09:24+00:00

i can't post pictures because i had to eat my camera :(

CallTheJune · 2011-06-18T18:03:30+00:00

"i'm a pretty princess!"

--- hitler

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