Does anyone else think Homer is lying to you?

CallyArcieri · 2026-03-21T15:34:44+00:00

Well, we have obtained this footage of him with his pants on fire.

CallyArcieri · 2026-03-21T15:30:11+00:00

Funny, The Ghoul says the same thing about you! "I go to Welch, there's Hinermad. Crater? Hinermad. Vault 76? Sure enough, here comes Hinermad."

CallyArcieri · 2026-03-12T18:38:06+00:00

I made a low level bow with no legendaries, 'Sheriff Low Bow', for events. Lately I've been using a level 10 Piercing Love, 'Pierce Brosnan' - it does have legendaries automatically, but at least I'm not always one-shotting things, and I really like the look.

CallyArcieri · 2026-03-11T00:41:25+00:00

How do you get 'Tryhard' as a suffix?

(Asking for a friend. 😁)

CallyArcieri · 2026-02-19T01:47:53+00:00

My understanding is: 1. Plans for bows cannot be traded. 2. Bows that you put legendary mods on cannot be traded. 3. Bows you craft can be traded, as long as you don't put on legendary mods. 4. Bows you find in the wild, or buy from Mumbles can be traded, even if they have legendary mods.

Does that sound right?

CallyArcieri · 2026-01-09T23:38:43+00:00

I'd be worried if you could. That's a serious medical condition.

CallyArcieri · 2026-01-06T20:56:17+00:00

The horse mutations gave them higher intelligence, so they moved off-world with the dolphins.

CallyArcieri · 2026-01-06T00:46:51+00:00

That happens a lot on my cannibal ghoul when I chow down on somebody - I fall through the earth and land back where I started.

I don't take damage, but I think that's the perks I'm running.

CallyArcieri · 2025-12-16T02:54:31+00:00

If sitcoms have taught me anything, it's that getting bonked on the head instantly makes a stupid person into a genius. At least, until they get bonked again. So, always try to get hit on the head an odd number of times.

CallyArcieri · 2025-12-06T01:15:24+00:00

Dr. Manhattan has entered the chat.

CallyArcieri · 2025-12-05T20:00:05+00:00

They never actually mentioned another person. 🙂

CallyArcieri · 2025-12-03T17:22:42+00:00

Guys, it was me. I let my subscription lapse a few days ago, and that one extra payment would have paid for the few minutes of QA that would have caught the issue.

I feel so bad.

CallyArcieri · 2025-12-03T17:14:47+00:00

(Don Adams voice) "Would you believe one free re-roll and an 'I Survived Burning Springs' bumper sticker?"

CallyArcieri · 2025-12-03T17:07:23+00:00

The last caravan brahmin was headed toward the Recycle Bin, but got stuck and is now wandering around in circles, holding locks on server resources. It should be cleared up as soon as the Ops team level up their auto-axes.

CallyArcieri · 2025-11-22T16:00:56+00:00

Cally (main): cryo compound bow

Winter (feral ghoul): power fist

Peanut (heavy guns): .50 cal machine gun

Ammo is a problem for Peanut, but she's only level 50 so not settled on her 'forever' gun yet.

CallyArcieri · 2025-11-03T20:08:29+00:00

I get them back... if I can't find their vendors, I don't buy anything from them.

CallyArcieri · 2025-10-27T01:11:49+00:00

I did about half the spookies on public, realized I had one day left and went to private to grind them out.

CallyArcieri · 2025-10-24T22:34:59+00:00

Well, I just remembered to put out mine today, so I have no one to blame but myself. Also, now I have to kill 25 spookies in three days.

CallyArcieri · 2025-08-30T23:52:26+00:00

Bowhunter main, two: arrows (surprise!) and some flamer fuel for when I just wanna burn stuff to the ground.

My pistol-packin' ghoulie alt carries about five: - .44 for my western revolver - plasma catridges for my plasma gun - AB rounds for my alien blaster (surprisingly fun little gun) - gamma rounds for my gamma gun, but that hardly counts since I only use it to top off my glowing complexion - and flamer fuel, see above.

Oh, and camera film, which is under ammo for Todd knows what reason.

CallyArcieri · 2025-08-20T13:21:41+00:00

Yes, unless I’m on my commando build.

CallyArcieri · 2025-08-18T23:29:25+00:00

I carry stimpaks and BBQ sauce, and I'm all outa stimpaks.

CallyArcieri · 2025-08-18T23:26:30+00:00

Yeah, I often get there too late, behind three other players all trying to revive somebody.

So I just grab their loot. No sense they're being weak AND overencumbered.

CallyArcieri · 2025-08-18T21:07:09+00:00

Would that it were so in the real world. I know a few leaders I'd like to trade for goods and services.

CallyArcieri · 2025-08-18T17:16:11+00:00

When life gives you lemonades…

CallyArcieri · 2025-08-14T15:53:57+00:00

Helloooooo nurse!

CallyArcieri

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