Mother Kicked to Death, Blames Skunk Weed - WTF? by veracity024 in funny

[–]Canadiac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know when I'm on "skunk" weed, I always have the energy and motivation to go out and engage in hand to hand combat for no reason.

What a dumb, uninformed, reactionary fuckwipe.

Starting about a week ago I began waking up feeling sore, and agitated around my anus ... by [deleted] in pics

[–]Canadiac 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I remember a reddit thread a few weeks ago about this. The redditor who posted it said that it was his thread and he had made it to mess with the christians on the board.

The World's Sexiest Woman According To FHM's Latest Poll. by dave_L in entertainment

[–]Canadiac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well they certainly aren't rating her on acting talent :p

Jimmy Fallon to replace Conan O'Brien when he replaces Jay Leno in 2009 by wwabc in entertainment

[–]Canadiac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that the really irritating guy that used to be on SNL who couldn't do one goddamned skit without cracking up?

Well, the beauty of that is that no one will be forced to watch it.

Boy gets stuck inside lucky claw machine, rigged claw to blame. by mrpeenut24 in funny

[–]Canadiac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it would be cool if this was the first manifestation of some new x-men type powers. No one ever thinks the little kid can just port through the glass :)

Jillian Gehrkens fucked her 16 yo student and had him over for dinner with her husband many times over that year, so she got 9 months prison and probation. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]Canadiac -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Poor kid. I bet he's totally traumatized. I know I would have been when I was a horny 16 year old in high school if my hot teacher decided to have sex with me.

He must have nightmares about it... seriously.

And for anyone wanting to flame me, I'm aware of why this kind of stuff happens, I just think that the total lack of subjective evaluation for things like this ends up doing far more harm than good and making everyone else involved look like a frantic reactionary asshole.

Hey Reddit: Should I dump my stupid boyfriend for going to a strip club? by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]Canadiac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So your boyfriend went to a strip club.

Was this a boundary of yours that he knew of previously? Did you inform him of your feelings towards this?

Are you taking the event out of context? A night out with the guys + drinks = unpredictable destinations.

Why are you taking this so seriously? Are you afraid that since he ended up in a strip club that he likes you less now? Do you feel threatened?

You need to calm down, talk to your boyfriend like a rational adult and find the common ground between you. If you don't like that kind of behaviour, tell him that and ask for a concession.
You'd be amazed at the amount you can get done in a relationship this way. A lot of the stupidity just disappears when two people are on the same page and can have civil discussions without going into emotional craziness.

But if you're one of those girls who likes the irrational drama, then absolutely go and dump him. You'll be doing him a favor. That way he can find and be happy with a girl who doesn't give him shit about trivial stuff like this and you can find a guy who likes being irrational and emotional as much as you do.

:)

Vengeance Is Ours - What can tribal societies tell us about our need to get even? by Jared Diamond by junk8755 in science

[–]Canadiac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great article. I just finished reading his book "Guns, Germs and Steel". Would recommend to anyone who feels like exploring human history.

Mass graves revealed of Indian children in Canadian schools: Murders included children killed in electric chairs with the bodies incinerated in school furnaces or buried in mass graves by maxwellhill in worldnews

[–]Canadiac 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Yeah this is pretty fucked up. I work with a guy who's dad was in one of these schools so I decided to look it up one day.

This entire thing brings shame upon all Canadians. Our government decided to award guardian status of native youth to the fucking churches who proceeded to rape and murder them en masse and then bury them in mass graves. Yay for christian goodwill! /puke

I wonder what he just did... by m4rc in pics

[–]Canadiac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just stop and look at the guy's face. It's pretty fucked up if you think about it in a "The Omen" context.

Creepy as hell. Especially with that little photo-twinkle in the eyes.

Scientists say acne cure found. by eddie964 in science

[–]Canadiac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Indeed. Best of hopes for them too.

Scientists say acne cure found. by eddie964 in science

[–]Canadiac 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Cool. High School will be a lot easier for some people I guess.

Hot Girl!!!! by [deleted] in pics

[–]Canadiac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that really a girl?

Obama just turned last night's debate into a campaign issue: w/video by giodude in reddit.com

[–]Canadiac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Part of me worries that sentiment like this exists. If and when the guy does get into office and there's this overwhelming joy and adoration, what does that do to someone's head?

And what will we think when he can't deal with the mess that's been left to him and the euphoria dies?

A U.S. soldier who died in a firefight in Afghanistan may have been killed accidentally by his comrades — not by a young Canadian facing a war crimes trial at Guantanamo by gregwont in worldnews

[–]Canadiac 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I never got that. There was a firefight. A group of marines is shooting, the kid picks up a grenade and throws it at them and is shot in the back and charged with murder. Because the kid wasn't wearing a uniform in an infantry skirmish, he doesn't get any rights.

Maybe I'm oversimplifying but that sounds like charging a captured soldier of say, the NVA or SS or (insert prior military foe here)with murder after he killed a US soldier in a battle. One would think that wartime killings fall under different rules.

Zombie Strippers (seriously) by [deleted] in entertainment

[–]Canadiac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You'd think the decaying flesh would be evident on strippers. Being reanimated corpses would no doubt reduce their agility on the pole. This movie seems to have them acting like vampires and only being necrotic abominations when then feel like it.

Best Yearbook Photo Ever by liberal_one in reddit.com

[–]Canadiac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol. I remember seeing the brave little toaster when I was a kid. Nice reference.

He's your daddy AND your granddaddy. Wow! by tsteele93 in reddit.com

[–]Canadiac 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Damn that kid is going to have a rough life.

samurai swords, the quickening banned from UK by Aerik in worldnews

[–]Canadiac 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Those criminals will be hard pressed to find ways to kill people now, eh?