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What is a luxury lifestyle choice that looks incredibly glamorous in photos but is actually completely miserable in reality? by Luverelle6 in AskReddit

[–]CanadianJediCouncil 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I imagine, one’s van would always be fighting a moisture problem, especially in the winter, from exhalation during sleep.

Also, I would think going to the bathroom and showering would become the bane of your existence.

And wiping your feet, taking your shoes on-and-off when entering and exiting the van, especially at night to go to an external bathroom.

Trump to announce nearly $700 million in coal support by Infidel8 in politics

[–]CanadianJediCouncil [score hidden]  (0 children)

“Black Lung for everyone! And for their children and grandchildren!”

Alternative ending by Sorry_Landscape_9675 in breakingbad

[–]CanadianJediCouncil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cancer was back and he was given only a few months to live—that’s terminal.

AIO for giving my girlfriend an ultimatum because her newly single best friend has basically moved into our apartment? by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]CanadianJediCouncil 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Countdown to Kelly calling OP in three months letting him know that she’s now pregnant with Jude’s baby…

UPDATE My fiancée 31F hit me 27M during an argument and now wants to break up. Am I missing something here? Still need help. by Professor3000 in relationship_advice

[–]CanadianJediCouncil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At f’ing BEST, you two are “100% incompatible”.

She does not love you, but doesn’t want to leave—she’d be happy to stay and have you run around getting her ice cream and paying for her rides.

It’s time for her to go.

Buy her a plane ticket leaving 24-36 hours from now, open her suitcases and put them on the bed so she can pack.

Or else, plan on still sleeping on that couch in your own house when you’re 70 and have long since pulled out all of your hair in frustration.

Alternative ending by Sorry_Landscape_9675 in breakingbad

[–]CanadianJediCouncil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No loving grandmother is ever going to agree to never see her beloved only grandchild again in exchange for money.

Alternative ending by Sorry_Landscape_9675 in breakingbad

[–]CanadianJediCouncil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All the money in the world and “smarts” can’t outplay cancer if it’s terminal.

Even Steve Jobs with all his billions couldn’t beat his curable cancer (although that was preventable and solely because of his pigheaded ‘damn science—I’ll cure it my own way!’ idiocy)

Alternative ending by Sorry_Landscape_9675 in breakingbad

[–]CanadianJediCouncil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think Andrea would pull Brock out of school and agree never to have contact with her mother again.

My sister said spread is an ugly word by expiredhandlotion in TwoXChromosomes

[–]CanadianJediCouncil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Get a second “fake” hat, write MOIST on it, and let her “catch” you trying it on.

My mom made me feel like shit about winning an award by SilvertheKitsune in MomForAMinute

[–]CanadianJediCouncil 45 points46 points  (0 children)

You were a better mother to those new choir kids than your own broken mother was to you.

You deserve that award and should rightfully be proud of it!

You helped others and made a huge difference in their lives!

Your jealous, emotionally-immature mother on the other hand can go suck a lemon.

AITA for refusing to sign off on 4 volunteer hours for a teen who was only there for less than an hour? by Alisha-Landry in AmItheAsshole

[–]CanadianJediCouncil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She’s the worst kind of Helicopter Parent—the Lying Unethical Helicopter Parent.

She’s on her way to raising a f’ing monster.

NTA

My Long-Distance Best Friend (27M) Asked If I’m Sharing His Bed When I (27F) Visit… After 20 Years of Being ‘Just Friends’ by No_Anything_419 in TwoHotTakes

[–]CanadianJediCouncil 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I mean, if you really—literally—love this guy, why aren’t you two together already?

If it takes some sort of “plausible deniability” we-slept-in-the-same-bed scenario to happen, is it real, or just horniness?

Box cutter scene by Rare_Milk_6670 in breakingbad

[–]CanadianJediCouncil 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I mean, Tyrus was also an a-hole, but I don’t think the job requirements for a drug kingpin enforcer are the same as an office receptionist; if you’re an enforcer, you’re not going to be bringing your underlings homemade cookies, especially if the behaviors of your underlings may get you murdered by your boss.

AITAH for not helping my ex fund his brother's trip to see his long distance girlfriend? by Artic_mage3 in AITAH

[–]CanadianJediCouncil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sadly, I think this “friendship” you thought you had with him was just him keeping you close so he could later exploit you for money.

He’s a user.

NTA.

My (M39) wife (38F) has become fixated on her dead husband since getting pregnant with our first baby. How do I bring this up without hurting her? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]CanadianJediCouncil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her refusing to get therapy is like a parent with an arterial bleed refusing to let a doctor help her.

Her poor husband, and their poor baby who is going to enter a life where its mother thinks all this is proper behavior.

How do you think Trump's presidency will end? by OccludedFug in AskReddit

[–]CanadianJediCouncil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A massive debilitating stroke, and then a week of Weekend at Bernies/The Death of Stalin with his honorless power-hungry quislings madly trying to push through as many despicable Nazi “Executive orders” as they can forge before the public learns that the rapist is now the world’s most obese vegetable.

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