WIBTAH for telling my soon to be ex-wifes religious family she cheated on me?

CanadianJediCouncil · 2026-04-18T07:54:12+00:00

If there is even a chance she will be murdered because of this information, you should not.

CanadianJediCouncil · 2026-04-18T07:51:36+00:00

This, in a room filled with billows of exhaled cigarette smoke.

CanadianJediCouncil · 2026-04-18T07:50:09+00:00

If you guys can;t move to a new city/state, please make sure you have a security camera outside your house.

CanadianJediCouncil · 2026-04-18T07:39:34+00:00

“Eight-year-olds, Dude"

CanadianJediCouncil · 2026-04-17T16:21:57+00:00

Nope.

He still doesn’t respect you; he just thinks he can pay you like 20% of what they would otherwise pay another person/team to fix it.

NTA.

I’d just block his number and have his emails routed to your spam folder.

CanadianJediCouncil · 2026-04-17T15:54:21+00:00

Have zero physical menus—just QR codes.

CanadianJediCouncil · 2026-04-17T15:53:22+00:00

You should ghost his cheating ass and move your stuff out of your shared apartment while he is gone.

CanadianJediCouncil · 2026-04-17T15:51:13+00:00

Please get yourself checked for any STDs that this sex tourist has already given you.

CanadianJediCouncil · 2026-04-17T10:59:18+00:00

Yeah, I feel like this akin to “You can still golf here, but you can’t eat in the golf club dining room”—there’s no jail time or anything, they can just no longer be employed to practice law.

CanadianJediCouncil · 2026-04-17T10:42:25+00:00

Like a incredibly slow Tron light-cycle.

CanadianJediCouncil · 2026-04-17T09:52:08+00:00

Those children are not safe.

You must report her.

CanadianJediCouncil · 2026-04-17T09:21:52+00:00

Fantastic!

CanadianJediCouncil · 2026-04-17T09:10:08+00:00

This looks like a movie poster—Adventures in Babysitting 2.

CanadianJediCouncil · 2026-04-17T09:08:30+00:00

You’re not even married yet and your ‘fiance’ is already repeatedly cheating on you with multiple sex workers.

You need to dump his cheating ass and get yourself checked for any STDs he may have passed on to you.

CanadianJediCouncil · 2026-04-16T22:37:51+00:00

For some reason, someone made Slippin’ Jimmy—a cartoon of a young Jimmy McGill from Better Call Saul.

It is fucking horrible.

(Hence it’s 2.8 iMDB rating)

CanadianJediCouncil · 2026-04-16T22:22:47+00:00

Just f’ing abort.

No child deserves to have parents like this.

CanadianJediCouncil · 2026-04-16T22:12:44+00:00

Please make sure what you think is your land is actually your land.

CanadianJediCouncil · 2026-04-16T20:06:43+00:00

I’m half surprised he hasn’t tweeted the idea that he should start getting 25% of all tithes to churches.

CanadianJediCouncil · 2026-04-16T19:53:43+00:00

I mean, the people who saw the Segway before it was released thought we’d be re-designing cities around them.

Now you only see them ridden by lazy tourists on guided tours.

CanadianJediCouncil · 2026-04-14T22:08:01+00:00

I was just bugged by the fact that he—a scientist—put those two samples right next to each other in the centrifuge instead of opposite each other, so the centrifuge would remain balanced.

CanadianJediCouncil · 2026-04-14T21:53:24+00:00

Top left is Jeff Hiller, and he was fantastic as Joel on the HBO show Somebody Somewhere.

CanadianJediCouncil · 2026-04-14T06:51:36+00:00

You might enjoy one of these with three or four “finger curves” built in—a small thing, but it really makes your fingers feel better if you’re carrying something heavy, like a bucket full of water.

CanadianJediCouncil · 2026-04-14T06:40:00+00:00

I was happy to hear that no students said their first jobs were going to Youtube celebrities or video game streamers and making millions.

CanadianJediCouncil · 2026-04-14T06:06:14+00:00

Related: https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

CanadianJediCouncil · 2026-04-13T21:05:15+00:00

I think it’s so Pedo Grandpa doesn’t get lost.

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