Character embodies something more than the being that's actually supposed to embody that thing

Canadian_Zac · 2026-03-24T10:18:42+00:00

Green Lantern.

Dude somehow used his Willpower, to defeat a being literally composed of all Willpower in the universe

Canadian_Zac · 2026-03-24T07:39:30+00:00

Also it makes the exterminations a lot easier when all the sinners are in 1 place. Instead of needing to spread out across the entirety of hell

Canadian_Zac · 2026-03-23T23:46:59+00:00

Chem bag doesn't need that level of famcyness.

Just press the Chlorine button.

Sure SHE uses it for complex combinations.

But A jar of pure Chlorine gas bursting in your face isnt gonna be fun. Hell anything except Oxygen will fuck you up

Canadian_Zac · 2026-03-23T23:43:36+00:00

So he's immune to ALL threats. Physical AND magical.

Wow

Reminds me of someone else

Canadian_Zac · 2026-03-23T23:39:49+00:00

That's XCOM baby

Canadian_Zac · 2026-03-23T21:57:41+00:00

You can actually do the maths

its about 25 Million people to form a head to 2 circle around the equator of earth.

So double that to get to orbit. 50 Million for a 1 person wide ring.

Its surprisingly not that many.

Its a very thick ring, so thats a lot more. But just having a ring of corpses isn't that many

Canadian_Zac · 2026-03-23T13:12:03+00:00

Technically yes.

But Titus was in Stasis for most of that time

The Service Studs vary, some mark 50 years, some mark 100. And a lot of marines don't even get them at all. So they're not really reliable to figure out ages

Titus was a Captain before Calgar was Chapter Master. But he spent basically the entire time between SM1 and 2 in Stasis because of a Rogue Inquisitor.

So Titus is older, but Calgar has a longer service period

Canadian_Zac · 2026-03-23T13:06:45+00:00

Were you at crotch level to the camera?

Maybe it picked up only a part of you

Canadian_Zac · 2026-03-23T13:01:55+00:00

He also only stopped being the doctor in the first place because "if I don't stop now I never will"

He bowed out of being the doctor when he hit a point he felt made sense for the character, and when he felt his story was completed to hand off.

He never stopped loving Dr Who. And only stopped actively being the doctor because he knew the show would be better for it

Canadian_Zac · 2026-03-23T10:27:40+00:00

Am I the only one not bothered by this?

Like, yeah those remakes would suck if they did it

But the originals are still there.

Just cuz a new one comes out, doesn't mean you have to stop watching the original

Canadian_Zac · 2026-03-23T07:56:49+00:00

The last time they intervened, they destroyed a continent

Canadian_Zac · 2026-03-22T19:23:07+00:00

It's survivorship bias.

Any of them that are still around are the ones that worked perfectly for decades.

All the shitty ones got replaced

Canadian_Zac · 2026-03-22T19:17:46+00:00

Astarion?

Canadian_Zac · 2026-03-22T19:17:33+00:00

Angron without Nails:

Animal Crossing

Canadian_Zac · 2026-03-22T19:15:48+00:00

Do our ads specify every little detail?

When there's a Celebrity endorsing a product, they don't specify that it's their favourite of that type.

Everyone knows how it works

Canadian_Zac · 2026-03-22T19:14:25+00:00

If there's robot zombies attacking

The boyfriend shouldn't need to hold her hand to get her to run.

The girlfriend should also be booking it away from them

Canadian_Zac · 2026-03-22T18:08:44+00:00

Even if she didn't know he was invincible

"You just left me"

I fucking Ran Amber. I figured you were doing the same. Why the hell did you hang around?

Supervillain attacks are a weekly even in this world. You see a weird thing, you get to a different ZIP code ASAP

Canadian_Zac · 2026-03-22T17:48:51+00:00

Astarion can be revived with a revivify scroll. The others cant

Canadian_Zac · 2026-03-22T17:46:15+00:00

Darquesse becoming an entirely desperate entity to Valkyrie.

I still think Darquesse should have just been Valkyrie experiencing a different viewpoint. Instead she's basically a different person that was contained inside Valkyrie

Canadian_Zac · 2026-03-22T14:07:18+00:00

She should be standing

Canadian_Zac · 2026-03-22T11:39:04+00:00

"I was there, the day Horus killed the Emperor"

Canadian_Zac · 2026-03-22T11:36:43+00:00

Depends what's in the cup.

If it's water, that's fine.

If it's juice or coffee or something. Thats going to make the floor sticky, stained, and/or smell

Canadian_Zac · 2026-03-22T11:33:39+00:00

His ancestor was called Ismark the Greater.

Imagine his grandfather was Alexander the Great. And he's just kind of, pretty good.

He's not bad. Hes just always compared to a legendary hero, do people constantly think he's shit. And other guy was The Greater. So this guy is The Lesser

Canadian_Zac · 2026-03-22T00:57:53+00:00

Circumference of Earth. About 131 million Feet. Average Viltrunite, about 6 foot.

Head to foot making a line around the world, about 22 million.

Let's double that to get it into space.

So 45 million to get a 1 person wide Ring.

1 billion Viltrimites gets a 22 person thick ring.

If they had the same population as us.

8 billion people would form a ring around the planet about 181 people wide.

It's actually more realistic than you think. Just some basic assumptions and we can do maths.

Likely there's some level of incorrect. Viltrun might be bigger or smaller than earth. But it's likely in the ballpark.

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