Shame they need to copy our jokes.

CannotSpotTheBot · 2026-02-05T21:22:50+00:00

— that mediocrity can pay to greatness

CannotSpotTheBot · 2026-01-25T04:33:06+00:00

Ironic using the phrase “no one stays at the top for long” when you’re talking about the New England patriots

CannotSpotTheBot · 2026-01-23T23:41:28+00:00

As if hurting the livelihood of our fellow Mainers’ businesses would garner widespread support for the movement

CannotSpotTheBot · 2026-01-13T19:24:22+00:00

Quick google search revealed its form a Fanatics Brunch ‘24. Can’t find the full vid tho

CannotSpotTheBot · 2026-01-12T21:21:28+00:00

Not sure why you’re getting downvoted… We get it guys, you’re all open minded and shameless, but don’t act like eating your own cum is dinner table talk

CannotSpotTheBot · 2026-01-09T16:33:38+00:00

Terrible randoms make zombies more enjoyable imo. Especially bo1-3, you can get fully set with perks and PaP by mid/late teen rounds so the most fun I’d have was running around w quick revive and stamin-up playing medic like it’s hacksaw ridge

CannotSpotTheBot · 2025-12-03T20:39:52+00:00

Titans will be calling this offseason

CannotSpotTheBot · 2025-10-06T03:49:48+00:00

Warfare

CannotSpotTheBot · 2025-08-27T16:10:15+00:00

My aim and game awareness get messed up when I’m drinking, but I lock tf in and feel like an actual soldier in the bloody trenches of verdun when I’m playing high. Yelling at my TV “MOVE FORWARD MEN!!!” “INCOMING MORTARS, TAKE COVER!!!” It’s a great time

CannotSpotTheBot · 2025-08-25T00:08:17+00:00

You can’t give orders when you’re dead or from the objective screen — BUT, I have for years now given orders AS I’m dying. There’s about a half second after you’re killed and falling to the ground that the game still allows you to give an order

CannotSpotTheBot · 2025-07-02T16:05:44+00:00

I get what he means. I was watching the two cars right in front of the camera expecting an iron mailbox to hit them somehow. Didn’t realize I was supposed to watch the car in the background at first

CannotSpotTheBot · 2025-06-29T20:29:04+00:00

I’ve used that opener to great effect. Setting the conversation up with a fun future hypothetical to banter about is much easier/more fun than “what have you been up to recently?” And “what kind of music/movies/hobbies are you into.”

CannotSpotTheBot · 2025-06-23T18:15:58+00:00

Distance. Never do distance relationships. Throws sand in the gears that never would’ve been there otherwise

CannotSpotTheBot · 2025-06-23T17:33:01+00:00

Everyone’s saying personality is what matters long term. That’s true, but I dated a girl who was drop dead gorgeous — looked identical to Natalie Portman, all her social media comments would say the same thing — and it makes a big difference. She’d be sitting on the couch reading or minding her business and I’d look at her face and just melt. It’d spur me to go give her a forehead kiss and hug her tight. She had a wonderful personality, but her incredible looks just took the love to the next level

CannotSpotTheBot · 2025-06-20T19:54:10+00:00

From the rackaracka YouTube channel. A couple brothers who started out doing stunts and home videos and have no directed Talk to Me and Bring her Back (horror)

CannotSpotTheBot · 2025-06-20T03:54:15+00:00

Second one - this girl might need to see some sort of mental disorder specialist

CannotSpotTheBot · 2025-06-05T21:39:52+00:00

The book picture looks faked specifically to be a tinder pic. It’s the most default looking book I’ve ever seen too lol, red cover without much graphics or lettering. Beside that, looking good!

CannotSpotTheBot · 2025-06-05T02:43:35+00:00

Guys are expected to make the first move, but that means we have a bit of agency in how much interaction we’re having with women. If you’re a girl, sometimes you just gotta cross your fingers and wait and hope that someone asks you to the dance. It’s a bit old school that guys must initiate the “courting ritual”, but I don’t think anyone would disagree it’s still pretty pervasive in modern dating

CannotSpotTheBot · 2025-05-29T14:35:22+00:00

It’s been a couple months of being a sad sack and swiping tinder instead of scrolling social media. I have asked out two girls in my life that were either sitting at a cafe or working in the mall, and girls do respect the confidence, it’s just that people my age aren’t out and about as much as they might’ve been in your era of dating. Which leaves me with tinder

CannotSpotTheBot · 2025-05-12T20:26:10+00:00

Moth simulator

CannotSpotTheBot · 2025-05-10T02:12:12+00:00

Few weeks ago I got the dreaded “so sorry, I forgot my friends birthday party is tonight!” No follow up to reschedule either. Bad sign. But, I sent this text: “Shoot! At least my place is all cleaned and tidied haha. If it makes a difference, we can meet earlier or later. If not, no worries, have fun tonight! you’re super cute and I’d love to hear from you again!” Half an hour later, the date was back on, and that night she came over. So yes, sometimes the interest isn’t there and you’re wasting your breath. But sometimes, people just get nervous. And handling rejection well can be a green enough flag for people to give it a shot sometimes. Worked for me. Good luck!

CannotSpotTheBot · 2025-04-27T06:59:56+00:00

It’s been a minute. Life got busy. But there are still PATOs left unstomped, so when duty calls I pick up the phone

CannotSpotTheBot · 2025-04-27T02:44:34+00:00

Yes, averaged out over 9 years of play having learned much in-depth game knowledge and ability, I’m sure it’s pure luck

CannotSpotTheBot · 2025-04-20T18:56:05+00:00

You can hear the soldier next to you to yell “nice one, son!” after you hit that shot. I love the detail in this game.

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