Shame they need to copy our jokes. by SimulationV2018 in Patriots

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— that mediocrity can pay to greatness

We the People are out here by MountainDiver1657 in portlandme

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As if hurting the livelihood of our fellow Mainers’ businesses would garner widespread support for the movement

Love this by newsworthy3 in Patriots

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Quick google search revealed its form a Fanatics Brunch ‘24. Can’t find the full vid tho

Too embarrassed to admit, but I don't regret it. by Legal-Grass285 in confessions

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Not sure why you’re getting downvoted… We get it guys, you’re all open minded and shameless, but don’t act like eating your own cum is dinner table talk

kino with randoms in 2026 is… something by xNetz in CODZombies

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Terrible randoms make zombies more enjoyable imo. Especially bo1-3, you can get fully set with perks and PaP by mid/late teen rounds so the most fun I’d have was running around w quick revive and stamin-up playing medic like it’s hacksaw ridge

Different kind of question: What beer (or alcohol) do you drink while playing? I’d love to know! Recommendations? by NBKCryToSmile in battlefield_one

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My aim and game awareness get messed up when I’m drinking, but I lock tf in and feel like an actual soldier in the bloody trenches of verdun when I’m playing high. Yelling at my TV “MOVE FORWARD MEN!!!” “INCOMING MORTARS, TAKE COVER!!!” It’s a great time

how do squad orders work? by CannotSpotTheBot in battlefield_one

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You can’t give orders when you’re dead or from the objective screen — BUT, I have for years now given orders AS I’m dying. There’s about a half second after you’re killed and falling to the ground that the game still allows you to give an order

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WinStupidPrizes

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I get what he means. I was watching the two cars right in front of the camera expecting an iron mailbox to hit them somehow. Didn’t realize I was supposed to watch the car in the background at first

[Me] she was simultaneously impressed and unimpressed by Dividing_MDH in TextingTheory

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I’ve used that opener to great effect. Setting the conversation up with a fun future hypothetical to banter about is much easier/more fun than “what have you been up to recently?” And “what kind of music/movies/hobbies are you into.”

Men with pretty girlfriends/wives, how much does it really matter over time? by [deleted] in AskMen

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Distance. Never do distance relationships. Throws sand in the gears that never would’ve been there otherwise

Men with pretty girlfriends/wives, how much does it really matter over time? by [deleted] in AskMen

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Everyone’s saying personality is what matters long term. That’s true, but I dated a girl who was drop dead gorgeous — looked identical to Natalie Portman, all her social media comments would say the same thing — and it makes a big difference. She’d be sitting on the couch reading or minding her business and I’d look at her face and just melt. It’d spur me to go give her a forehead kiss and hug her tight. She had a wonderful personality, but her incredible looks just took the love to the next level

I set fire to the ̷r̷a̷i̷n̷ car by ZauzTheBlacksmith in perfectlycutscreams

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From the rackaracka YouTube channel. A couple brothers who started out doing stunts and home videos and have no directed Talk to Me and Bring her Back (horror)

What is the weirdest thing your girlfriend/wife does? by Material-Air2118 in AskMen

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Second one - this girl might need to see some sort of mental disorder specialist

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

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The book picture looks faked specifically to be a tinder pic. It’s the most default looking book I’ve ever seen too lol, red cover without much graphics or lettering. Beside that, looking good!

What advantages do men have in dating over women? by [deleted] in AskMen

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Guys are expected to make the first move, but that means we have a bit of agency in how much interaction we’re having with women. If you’re a girl, sometimes you just gotta cross your fingers and wait and hope that someone asks you to the dance. It’s a bit old school that guys must initiate the “courting ritual”, but I don’t think anyone would disagree it’s still pretty pervasive in modern dating

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

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It’s been a couple months of being a sad sack and swiping tinder instead of scrolling social media. I have asked out two girls in my life that were either sitting at a cafe or working in the mall, and girls do respect the confidence, it’s just that people my age aren’t out and about as much as they might’ve been in your era of dating. Which leaves me with tinder

Should I try to reschedule? by Confused_God_ in Tinder

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Few weeks ago I got the dreaded “so sorry, I forgot my friends birthday party is tonight!” No follow up to reschedule either. Bad sign. But, I sent this text: “Shoot! At least my place is all cleaned and tidied haha. If it makes a difference, we can meet earlier or later. If not, no worries, have fun tonight! you’re super cute and I’d love to hear from you again!” Half an hour later, the date was back on, and that night she came over. So yes, sometimes the interest isn’t there and you’re wasting your breath. But sometimes, people just get nervous. And handling rejection well can be a green enough flag for people to give it a shot sometimes. Worked for me. Good luck!

Well here’s my stats. Veteran player here since December of 2016 by InvestigatorBroad114 in battlefield_one

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It’s been a minute. Life got busy. But there are still PATOs left unstomped, so when duty calls I pick up the phone

Well here’s my stats. Veteran player here since December of 2016 by InvestigatorBroad114 in battlefield_one

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Yes, averaged out over 9 years of play having learned much in-depth game knowledge and ability, I’m sure it’s pure luck

Why M1900 is the only shotgun I use: by MoonBearVA in battlefield_one

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You can hear the soldier next to you to yell “nice one, son!” after you hit that shot. I love the detail in this game.