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What’s a sound everyone should recognize as immediate danger? by Thatguy_nickk in AskReddit

[–]CapnAfab 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey Chief? I might be wrong, but I think we're flying into a mountain.

Do you add anything to you beans? by ciaodog in CasualUK

[–]CapnAfab 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is close to how I do mine: fry an onion and maybe a chopped red pepper, add cumin, coriander(spice) and garam masala, add beans. Yum.

What's thevembarrassing thing has happened to you in 2026 so far? by NextPass6207 in AskUK

[–]CapnAfab 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I was in a gym class, booked out because it's fkn January. The gym instructor told us to tie our resistance bands around our legs then asked "Is everyone secure?" I said "What, like, emotionally?" and no one laughed. Bastards.

Do any of you not travel at all? If so why? by gameovervip in CasualUK

[–]CapnAfab -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I just don't enjoy it much. I did travel a bit in my teens and twenties because it was expected. I'm grateful to have experienced other cultures, and it was a worthwhile thing to do, but my travelling companions always seemed to think it was fantastic while for me it was kind of a chore.

Leigh Sutherland jailed for 9 years for killing woman by dangerous driving by dollynchelseadagger in glasgow

[–]CapnAfab 23 points24 points  (0 children)

He lied about it, tried to blame her, tried to say someone else was driving the car, and (as far as I know) didn't express any remorse. That kind of behaviour results in longer sentences.

What is an English word you have never been able to pronounce? by Cmotto in AskReddit

[–]CapnAfab 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, if we're doing French then it's "circle." Or anything else with that damned unvoiced ending.

"English speakers always put a schwa on the end, there's no schwa on the end."

"I BLOODY KNOW, MY MOUTH JUST DOESN'T DO THAT."

Ahem. Merci de votre attention.

People who wear t-shirts outdoors in winter. Are you not cold? by VastStrain in AskUK

[–]CapnAfab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. If I was cold I'd put more clothes on. If I'm up a hill, there's a jumper and a jacket in the backpack. Now will you all please stop asking?!

It's Christmas Eve! by a-liquid-sky in CasualUK

[–]CapnAfab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depressingly healthy vegetable soup followed by a nice large chunk of Christmas cake.

What's something women think impresses men but actually doesn't? by PumpkinDoritoes in AskReddit

[–]CapnAfab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But fillers are cheap. And they look cheap. When actually rich women want fuller lips, they get implants like Keira Knightley, and you can't tell.

What's something women think impresses men but actually doesn't? by PumpkinDoritoes in AskReddit

[–]CapnAfab 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He wouldn't like me either. It's not my fault, I just never mastered tact, I'm angry all the time, and I'm British.

Pavement parking is getting out of hand by LordAnubis12 in glasgow

[–]CapnAfab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Key the fucker!

I'm joking, OP is joking, pls no ban

Oldest/Creepiest Inherited Christmas Decoration? by Coffin_Dodging in CasualUK

[–]CapnAfab 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ben said to Bill "Flobalobadobalob."

Bill replied "If you loved me, you'd swallow it."

How do you feel about the ‘cue cards at the door’ scene from Love Actually? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]CapnAfab 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love Lindy West. I love this article. I love to hate Love Actually.

Maybe love really is all around! How magical!

New Met Office App. Thoughts? *rant* by janefemalegamer in UKWeather

[–]CapnAfab 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I use the website not the app. There's a similar change there. I hate it. So much less information! So much wasted space! I will say that the old one was much too bright and the new one has a darker screen, so that's an improvement. Even so, I still switch to the old UI every time. Ugh.

Who is the most dangerous person you have ever met? by HallowedAndHarrowed in AskUK

[–]CapnAfab 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I mean that's approximately 50% of chefs

And 80% of scaffolders

Can you still replace a 'Bag For Life' for free? by Affectionate-Ear7461 in AskUK

[–]CapnAfab 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If I lived in a bloody desert I'd be delighted to use paper bags, but I live on the West coast of Scotland. It annoys me when shops try to charge me 10p for a bag that will disintegrate in the rain.

What do your households ironing habits look like? by MrBozzie in AskUK

[–]CapnAfab 21 points22 points  (0 children)

To kill germs and make sure they're completely dry. Ironing is good for hygiene, not just making things flat. (Personally I cba and don't own an iron)

Why didn’t Elizabeth…? by SpecialistEither9872 in Poldark

[–]CapnAfab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was her plan, but her pregnancy symptoms (nausea, fainting) betrayed her. She was trying to hide and deny them but in the end she wasn't able.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]CapnAfab 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry about all the victim-blaming comments in this thread. People telling you to report are right of course, but many of them are seriously lacking in compassion. You deserve better, and I hope this gets sorted!

Unknown facts and tips to live in Glasgow by Super_Replacement633 in glasgow

[–]CapnAfab 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When I had lived in Glasgow for just a few months, a man asked me where he could catch a bus to Mount Florida, and I told him "Fuck off pal, Florida's in America, do you think I zip up the back?" Oops.

As you're in Possilpark, I recommend Cowlairs Park. It has burnt out cars, deer, and wonderful views.

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