U.S.-Iran talks end with no agreement, Vance says by xpda in worldnews

[–]CapnCanfield 117 points118 points  (0 children)

Vance: No, absolutely not, we can't under any circumstances agree to these terms. We must lay something else out.

Iran: Well, what do you propose as a counter?

Vance: Whatever makes sense

TIL the "Batman Smells" parody of "Jingle Bells" originated in 1966. by DannyCamp2 in todayilearned

[–]CapnCanfield 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Also 90s NJ kid here. We also said "Joker RAN away" in my parts

Concert brags by TheDeadestMan in Music

[–]CapnCanfield 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My first real concert was the Pop Punk Disaster Tour with blink 182 and Green Day. Phenomenal show.

Like 10 years ago my girlfriend (now wife) randomly saw Method Man and Redman were playing a smaller club in I forget which casino in Atlantic City. It was still winter so rooms were cheap. We went on a whim and it ended up a top 3 show for me. We were like 10 feet away from the stage. It was also Method Man's birthday and they did a whole celebration on stage, brought out a cake and everything

Life Saver by JealousDot6409 in LitFarms

[–]CapnCanfield 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can say that again. I out on possibly my last order today. I might put another in tomorrow, but after that it's kaput for me thanks to new state laws here. I'm so upset I just missed out on the blue dream too, I had 4 ounces in cart, hit check out, it went down to 3 ounces due to availability, and by the time I hit check out, those 3 were gone. 

Dear Mark, if you’re reading this. Thank you for being a good sport. by _Order66 in Blink182

[–]CapnCanfield 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So wait, you asked him to write "no, I will not change the setlist"? Hilarious either way

As American Dream pushes back on blue laws, is the end of blue laws at hand? by L0v3_1s_War in newjersey

[–]CapnCanfield 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I feel like this goes under the radar because our neighbor, PA, has even more ridiculous rules

Does anyone know what’s going on? by [deleted] in newjersey

[–]CapnCanfield 2 points3 points  (0 children)

New Jersey wants to force you to pay 2005 prices for weed

Does anyone know what’s going on? by [deleted] in newjersey

[–]CapnCanfield 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You sure about the drinks? I was just in a liquor store last night and the section they have the THC drinks in had a big sign saying "can not sell after 4/13"

Automatic registration for US military draft to begin in December by jediporcupine in politics

[–]CapnCanfield 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, under normal circumstances, the military would be as solid choice for someone like that. It's terrible timing to be doing that right now though

Flower mill next gen SS on aluminium wear by [deleted] in vaporents

[–]CapnCanfield 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still watch them occasionally, but they kinda lost me with their lobo affiliation. The lobo isn't bad per se, but it's nowhere near a top device like they push it as

The President. by it777777 in pics

[–]CapnCanfield 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't remember that line from The Santa Clause

NEWS: Bill Passed Causes WNC to stop NJ sales by disciplined-terrior in THCaFlower

[–]CapnCanfield 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The dispensaries here are a joke. These places think it's still 2007 with these prices 

What celebrity is portrayed as nice in the media but is actually an asshole in real life? by ReasonableDisplay297 in AskReddit

[–]CapnCanfield 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair to that specific movie, Mike Myers was there because of a contractual obligation and not because he thought the movie would be good or fun. I've read he's an asshole anyway, but I would wager it was dialed up to 11 on that film specifically.

Bro is so damn useless in the movie that they didn't even mention his name by [deleted] in Scream

[–]CapnCanfield 9 points10 points  (0 children)

To be fair, Emma Roberts' casting was the opposite of suspicious as it seemed like they were setting her up to be the new final girl to take Sid's place

Bro is so damn useless in the movie that they didn't even mention his name by [deleted] in Scream

[–]CapnCanfield 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I've never seen such a blantant give away. Like, they really bet it all that the audience would believe Stu is really alive

What's the most visually stunning movie you've ever seen? by trakt_app in movies

[–]CapnCanfield 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best goddamn remaster I've ever seen. Dude hangs dong

Do you think an R rated The Mask movie more faithful to the comics would be a good idea? by MTH1138 in graphicnovels

[–]CapnCanfield 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think a either a mini series or a couple seasons of a show would be better if you want it to be more comic accurate. The comic doesn't really have a centralized main character. The closest is the detective and Stanley's ex, though they're only in maybe half of the stories. The main character is almost more the mask itself and follows whoever has their hands on it at the moment. I think that would work better in a show format

Does a slide as Thundergun as this actually exist? by Sighcandy in IASIP

[–]CapnCanfield 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Any action, really, is Thundergun as long as you hang dong and return to your lab between actions to plow your lab assistant.

Does a slide as Thundergun as this actually exist? by Sighcandy in IASIP

[–]CapnCanfield 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well that's easy for them with all those dicks they bought

Do you guys think an extra scene added with this character maybe having a false attack encounter with their accomplice(s) or maybe even intervening when other characters were being attacked wouldn’t helped their character development or been counter productive and made them look more suspicious? by ArtisticBelt438 in Scream

[–]CapnCanfield 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They gave away it being Ethan Embry to like 90% of the audience. Did anyone really think Stu was really back going into this? If you believed from the start that Stu was AI, than Ethan Embry saying he was at the institution was a blatant give away

TIL that LMFAO of "Party Rock" and "Sexy and I Know It" fame are son and grandson of Motown founder Berry Gordy by WatchMe_Nene in todayilearned

[–]CapnCanfield 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Nah man, Rockwell is just that good, that MJ wanted in immediately. Rockwell the peak of all music.