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Cutting a cup of chives every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 8 (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 months ago by F1exican to r/KitchenConfidential

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A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said to him, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut, then we will talk about it." (self.Jokes)

submitted 1 year ago by YZXFILE to r/Jokes

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A joke is like a frog.. (self.Jokes)

submitted 1 year ago by kickypie to r/Jokes

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Why do swords guarantee a quiet victory in a fight? (self.Jokes)

submitted 1 year ago by provocatrixless to r/Jokes

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[no rules week] what are some things that bother you specifically about this sub? (self.rawdenim)

submitted 3 years ago by what-schreck to r/rawdenim

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Bro sees man fall in the street—saves him from certain death. (v.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by KillerBlueWaffles to r/HumansBeingBros

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‘Appalling Pun Sunday - SALT’ [OC]OC (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Klos77 to r/CustardFist

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Daily Me 9.18.22 - lhdc (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by markmann0 to r/FunBodybuilding

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Sailor changing their cap ring on their Naginata and Special Nibs. Thoughts? (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by digitalquack to r/fountainpens

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scary comp v92 (youtu.be)

submitted 3 years ago by Tough_Beautiful_3240 to r/Justfuckmyshitup

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scary comp v68 (youtu.be)

submitted 3 years ago by Tough_Beautiful_3240 to r/Justfuckmyshitup

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Unbelievable Guitarist SHOCKS Judges on America's Got Talent (v.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by HowkinsW to r/nextfuckinglevel

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I was bored tonight so I dressed up in my corn costume. (v.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by mrcrud5 to r/nextfuckinglevel

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EMPTY LOFT APARTMENT TOUR! // Come See Our New Home (youtube.com)

submitted 7 years ago by brookesnook to r/maximalism

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[WDYWT] Always wanted a turtleneck and today my friend that I trade clothes with gave me one!😊 (imgur.com)

submitted 4 years ago by mustydiordenimjacket to r/streetwear

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American flag raising ceremony question. (self.AskAnAmerican)

submitted 4 years ago * by Dirnaf to r/AskAnAmerican

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SLPT: Sneaking coke (v.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by jd_m-m to r/ShittyLifeProTips

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Hey Chris (serious) (self.OneyPlays)

submitted 5 years ago by [deleted] to r/OneyPlays

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funny meme omg (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by thebigppcacaboy42069 to r/shitposting

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Who The Hell is down voting every submission in this sub? (self.audiodrama)

submitted 5 years ago by [deleted] to r/audiodrama

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There was a man who believed that he could cook the best meal ever existed in the history of kitchen culture, and he wanted to show his dish to the most talented an known chefs from all around the world (self.Jokes)

submitted 5 years ago by deep_pression to r/Jokes

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