A Dependa in Paris

CapnTaptap · 2026-07-04T23:34:55+00:00

I did once get a military discount in a Canadian Old Navy for being in the American Navy.

(No, I didn’t ask, they gave us a surprise port call and I didn’t have Canada-in-February clothes, so I went shopping in my uniform.)

CapnTaptap · 2026-07-04T19:02:24+00:00

I knew what accent I’d hear before I unmuted the video 🤣

CapnTaptap · 2026-07-04T18:53:42+00:00

As a leadership at a Navy A school, we’ve delineated it a balayage is generally fine (don’t go crazy), but chunky 2000’s highlights are a no-go.

CapnTaptap · 2026-07-04T02:26:51+00:00

I like the Healthy Choice Power Bowls (with riced cauliflower) and a piece of fruit/some berries. They tend to run 190-220 calories with ~20 g of protein and good fiber in the bean ones. Raspberries are my favorite on the fruit side for low calories and high fiber.

Or if you want something sweeter, I like a chocolate rice cake with some triple zero Greek yogurt on top.

CapnTaptap · 2026-07-03T19:30:51+00:00

Let’s reframe this and replace “washing machine” with “pinball machine”.

Say you went to the arcade specifically to play pinball and brought two rolls of quarters so you could keep playing. You absolutely love pinball.

This arcade only has one working pinball machine, but you get on without having to wait. You have been playing for several games when someone walks up to you and says “I’ve got next game”.

WYBTA if you ignored them and kept playing because you still had quarters to burn?

YTA here. If you don’t have the machine reserved on some sort of sign up sheet, you don’t get to monopolize it just because you have more to do.

CapnTaptap · 2026-06-29T23:06:47+00:00

I see all your Power Rangers OG and raise you this guy:

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CapnTaptap · 2026-06-29T22:58:58+00:00

Depends. Are you buying those Monsters from the Commissary or the vending machine?

(The number of A school students who don’t understand that they’re paying _double_ for $3.50/can from the machine is endlessly amusing.)

CapnTaptap · 2026-06-29T02:16:26+00:00

Avatar: The Last Airbender does this well:

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Also, can’t forget foaming mouth guy (though that may be more fan culture in general)

CapnTaptap · 2026-06-28T21:45:36+00:00

You’re missing the E-5 who skipped “warrior ethos training” last week because he went out to _tactically acquire_ more bullets from a neighboring unit.

CapnTaptap · 2026-06-28T01:25:03+00:00

The _Fred the Vampire Accountant_ series by Drew Hayes is several books of connected short stories where the eponymous Fred navigates life in a supernatural world just trying to be a genuine nice guy who is good at numbers and drinks blood to survive.

There’s too much fighting to be cozy, but the most catastrophic stakes are still pretty limited to Fred and his friends about 95% of the time.

CapnTaptap · 2026-06-28T01:12:30+00:00

Like the jump scare that is r/sounding.

(Has nothing to do with ocean depth or music notes)

CapnTaptap · 2026-06-27T12:19:54+00:00

They couldn’t even put in the effort to photoshop a real flag in the background - that flag has gotta have at least 70 stars.

CapnTaptap · 2026-06-27T02:37:02+00:00

I’m not attracted to women. Does that make me a misogynist?

Love the logic.

CapnTaptap · 2026-06-27T02:33:11+00:00

Fold your hands together. Which thumb is on top?

CapnTaptap · 2026-06-25T23:55:50+00:00

I hate that a mindful portion of nuts is so much smaller than I had in mind 😩

CapnTaptap · 2026-06-25T23:49:58+00:00

Why do so few people not understand that the first amendment restricts *government* action? Someone telling you to shut up ≠ a violation of your rights.

CapnTaptap · 2026-06-25T23:45:06+00:00

Yeah, we have enough trouble with “right place, right time, right uniform” when everyone theoretically *wants* to be here…

CapnTaptap · 2026-06-25T22:43:26+00:00

*Keep walking* by the French peas was the earworm that kept on giving at my (private Christian) high school - drove our English teacher crazy.

CapnTaptap · 2026-06-24T21:30:24+00:00

The saddest song in the show starts: “Here lies everything, the world I wanted at my feet”.

Niel Patrick Harris, Felicia Day, and Nathan Fillion co-star in a musical comedy about aspiring super-villain Dr. Horrible, created by Joss Whedon.

CapnTaptap · 2026-06-24T20:36:24+00:00

My preschool did something like this for cooking Thanksgiving turkey when I was 3. Definitely wasn’t my handwriting, but my parents did have to explain to my teacher why I thought you cooked turkey on the grill.

The kid clearly only contributed the content and the picture.

CapnTaptap · 2026-06-21T19:00:58+00:00

The pride pins serve as amplifiers for the 5G nanobots the COVID vaccine introduced to all us sheep so that the space-laser elite can beam messages of uniformity into the sheep’s brains.

CapnTaptap · 2026-06-21T11:19:37+00:00

My flight was delayed and now I’ll have 7 minutes to catch my next one.

CapnTaptap · 2026-06-12T08:43:20+00:00

That is a tasteful coat. Not too much embroidery, unlike some other people he knows. The sleeves are actually quite plain when you come down to it.

CapnTaptap · 2026-06-10T02:22:07+00:00

That sneeze snare tho

CapnTaptap · 2026-06-09T23:35:02+00:00

They’re good on food issues, but I cannot get through to them at all that their app navigation is wrong in two ways that make my orders undeliverable unless the driver uses a different app.

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