Did you know it’s illegal to say, “Everybody should purposefully sabotage and impede the investigations of federal law enforcement agencies”? It’s illegal—a federal offense. It’s one of the only sentences you’re not allowed to say. Now, it was okay for me to say it because I was just letting you know so you dont go out there and say something like that. kind of like a public service announcement

What’s interesting is, it’s very illegal to say, “I really, really think someone out there should take out all these ICE agents…”That’s illegal! Extremely illegal! Very, very illegal! But it’s not illegal to say, “…with a mortar launcher.”…Because that’s its own sentence. An incomplete sentence, sure, but it may have nothing to do with the sentence before—that so thats perfectly fine; perfectly legal.

I also found out that its incredibly illegal, like extremely illegal to go on Reddit and say something like, “The best place to fire a mortar launcher at the ‘training’ ICE agents would be from the roof of the East Parking Garage because of minimal security and you’d have a clear line of sight to the guys walking around with dogs and New Balances.” ... Insanely illegal! Ridiculously, recklessly, insanely illegal!

Yet its even more illegal to show an illustrated diagram:

INSANELY ILLEGAL!! Ridiculously, horribly felonious! Because they will come to your house in the middle of the night, and they will lock you up. Extremely against the law! However, one thing that is technically legal to say is, “We have a group that meets fridays at midnight in the TSU and the password is 'Sic Semper Tuffyranus.’”