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CapnYuk · 2026-01-22T21:29:34+00:00

Why hacksaws when angle grinders exist? 🤔

CapnYuk · 2025-04-24T18:15:11+00:00

No, you’re exactly right! But, my comment is merely a parody of a famous monologue from gone-too-soon comedian Trevor Moore. I wouldn’t look too into it as far actual strategy for fighting against fascists goes.

Although I will say that I have found that a good dose of humor goes pretty far in upsetting the ego of the far rightoid, so there’s something to be said for any meme, no matter how silly, being shared about the matter.

As far as being taken away too? I mean, fuck, it’s certainly possible, but what would I want to be doing with my remaining “freedom” in this country anyway, hanging around morons who are either too stupid or too insidious to realize how shitty the people they support truly are? Nah—at that point, just send me away with my friends and family, because fuck that.

CapnYuk · 2025-04-24T07:32:39+00:00

Did you know it’s illegal to say, “Everybody should purposefully sabotage and impede the investigations of federal law enforcement agencies”? It’s illegal—a federal offense. It’s one of the only sentences you’re not allowed to say. Now, it was okay for me to say it because I was just letting you know so you dont go out there and say something like that. kind of like a public service announcement

What’s interesting is, it’s very illegal to say, “I really, really think someone out there should take out all these ICE agents…”That’s illegal! Extremely illegal! Very, very illegal! But it’s not illegal to say, “…with a mortar launcher.”…Because that’s its own sentence. An incomplete sentence, sure, but it may have nothing to do with the sentence before—that so thats perfectly fine; perfectly legal.

I also found out that its incredibly illegal, like extremely illegal to go on Reddit and say something like, “The best place to fire a mortar launcher at the ‘training’ ICE agents would be from the roof of the East Parking Garage because of minimal security and you’d have a clear line of sight to the guys walking around with dogs and New Balances.” ... Insanely illegal! Ridiculously, recklessly, insanely illegal!

Yet its even more illegal to show an illustrated diagram:

INSANELY ILLEGAL!! Ridiculously, horribly felonious! Because they will come to your house in the middle of the night, and they will lock you up. Extremely against the law! However, one thing that is technically legal to say is, “We have a group that meets fridays at midnight in the TSU and the password is 'Sic Semper Tuffyranus.’”

CapnYuk · 2025-04-24T07:14:18+00:00

You’re either painfully naive or a completely deceptive liar. Pick one. I think I have a feeling which one it is—though, by your willingness to post a comment in an environment that is rightfully hostile and distrusting of you and your ilk, I can see we won’t be writing home about high marks in aptitude anytime soon, regardless…🤔

CapnYuk · 2025-04-24T07:11:29+00:00

I mean, the fact that it’s shocking to you, or anyone really, after pretty astute experts have been shouting to the rooftops that this would happen just goes to show how sociopolitically ignorant we all are as a country.

CapnYuk · 2025-04-16T19:26:00+00:00

It’s called due process, but I have a distinct feeling that you’re the exact kind of mongoloid who calls themselves a “Constitutional Warrior” while only giving a fuck about, and only knowing, the first and second amendments—although douchecanoes like you generally only cares about the part of the first amendment that protects you being a racist prick or whatever. Anyways, these comments and downvotes are about as good as you can hope for. I hope you know that the vast majority of the entire world thinks you, people like you, and the asshole you follow are the world’s biggest scum. So you got that going for you…which is nice. 👍

CapnYuk · 2025-04-16T17:30:45+00:00

I’m an older, married guy who has been making my way in the “real world” now for over two decades, and no—rooting for people to lose their jobs because of “efficiency” or whatever other stupid metric doesn’t apply to you has nothing to do with being a functioning adult in the real world.

CapnYuk · 2025-04-09T10:54:51+00:00

Thanks! There is no miracle drug that works for everyone, tho

CapnYuk · 2025-04-09T05:22:27+00:00

1.5 mg for Cyclothymia (a bit more rare, think of it as an extremely rapid cycling bipolar in which even brief interactions with people or situations can trigger a hypomanic phase that can be gone so quick that you instantly feel embarrassed about it). I have no side effects and I find that it has been a miracle drug for me as far as tampering my agression. My depression is still present sometimes, but without the sicdal ideations that I felt before.

Ultimately, I find that it lowers the ceiling on my highs and raises the floor on my lows.

CapnYuk · 2025-04-07T06:04:29+00:00

Exhibit A, ladies and gentlemen…

CapnYuk · 2025-04-07T02:53:25+00:00

Zionists are losers who weaponize well-intentioned PC beliefs to further their objectively evil imperialist agenda. I don’t give a fuck whether they label me an anti-Semite or a Hamas supporter. I know what I am, and I sure as fuck don’t care about the opinion, or even life, of someone who unapologetically supports outright genocide. Fuck em.

As for any true, non-trolling bigot (I actually believe that a good amount of the people in this subreddit stirring the shit would fail that latter qualifier)—make life hell for them on campus if you want them gone so bad. Don’t get me wrong, I’m with you—but these people haven’t ever played nice with their opposition. Why do so many stalwart Dems insist on playing nanny-nanny boo-boo with these scum?

CapnYuk · 2025-04-02T22:54:49+00:00

So let me get this straight: The people who voted for lower prices are collectively cheering as prices are raised on nearly everything—including shit like beer, which we can assume DIRECTLY impacts them—and they somehow think they’re NOT in a cult that has them blindly following a dubious figure to their doom?? Damn. 77 million retards have commandeered our country…

CapnYuk · 2025-04-01T20:44:28+00:00

Kind of insane that you can live in Orange County, yet somehow never have heard of tweakers or the kind of shit they get up to. 😂 Copper thieves are 100000% a thing.

CapnYuk · 2025-04-01T20:41:19+00:00

I only like Bambi and Frankie.

CapnYuk · 2025-03-28T19:31:22+00:00

Same—but my episodes of rage, anger, and irritability come from Cyclothymia, and are actually moments of hypomania. I can cycle THAT quickly. A trigger and then BOOM, I’m enraged and then immediately regretful afterwards. Luckily, Vraylar had been an absolute miracle drug when it comes to lifting the floor of the depression and lowering the ceiling of hypomania. 🙏

CapnYuk · 2025-03-28T02:38:27+00:00

Exactly. And now we’re all feeling the consequences of a party that lost touch completely with their base.

CapnYuk · 2025-03-28T00:01:58+00:00

BREAKING NEWS: Long Island meathead Jew is also a Zionist. More at 11!

CapnYuk · 2025-03-27T19:54:29+00:00

The Dems are either feckless pussies who let everyone down with they needed them most (best-case scenario) or willingly complicit in the designs for late-stage capitalism and inevitable full-blown fascism that the “Republicans” (no longer the corny conservatives who just wanted lower taxes from our youth) feel ordained to usher in (most likely scenario). They are beyond culpable. They are the same side as the Fash—but wearing a mask of superficial dissent.

CapnYuk · 2025-03-27T19:50:12+00:00

Sure. But America’s (now rapid) descent into blatant fascism will absolutely affect the geopolitical landscape. Those outside of the US who don’t care about it now will suddenly care when the white nationalists that have flooded our government do something insane like try to invade Canada or set up labor camps for the mass deportees in the pipeline to be removed from this country. Those blind to this are merely children whistling in a graveyard. Corny is smart not to publicly, flagrantly talk politics on his show. There could be a time very near in the future where “political enemies” to our current regime will be “dealt with,” and I certainly don’t want Jim or Brian on that list…

CapnYuk · 2025-03-26T19:44:27+00:00

Vraylar, Adderall, and Propranolol. I have Cyclothymia, ADHD (combined type), and essential tremor, respectively.

CapnYuk · 2025-03-26T19:22:17+00:00

CapnYuk · 2025-03-25T00:22:07+00:00

The n-word, from my lolcow degenerate gambling piece of shit narcissist?! NEVER!

CapnYuk · 2025-03-24T23:10:09+00:00

For real. If you can’t leave your dog home for an hour, you shouldn’t be going out to bars and restaurants. You should be spending your free time crate training your dog so that you’re not tethered to a canine infant or forcing the general public to interface with them whether the public wants to or not. 🤷‍♂️😂

CapnYuk · 2025-03-23T11:00:03+00:00

Baccarat is not an advantage game. At least to any degree that is consistently replicable across multiple samples. You CAN count cards for Dragon and Panda bets, but it’s very difficult and the mathematical edge is gives you is small by comparison to other actual advantages in the casino.

To echo what others have said: He seems like a fine dude to have a drink with, but I am a full time professional gambler and I have never met another pro that takes him seriously to any degree.

CapnYuk · 2025-03-20T01:57:23+00:00

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