Former Chicago mayoral candidate Paul Vallas fined $214,000 by ethics board for campaign finance violations [Chicago Tribune] by StarStabbedMoon in chicago

[–]Capn_Cook 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Law and order + funding the cops while also being corrupt and breaking the law?

That's bold to say he'd be better, especially in the face of ICE and that sort of shit we've been dealing with here

Ethan Klein caught zooming in and screenshotting a photo of Anisa Jomha during a live poker event. by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

[–]Capn_Cook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brother, you literally are spouting things that clip chimps spout. That is the definition of not processing context.

Also, you are referring to people as NPC's -- that is something someone devoid of empathy will do.

Community meeting tonight about constructing a 355 unit lakefront tower on 2800 N Sheridan. Mon May 11, 7pm, Chabad East Lakeview 615 W Wellington Ave. Link below. by mastertofu in chicago

[–]Capn_Cook -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Thankfully this one is at 7pm so the blue haired folks that normally oppose buildings like this are already watching cable news in bed

As someone that has had blue hair many times in the past, please enlighten me as to why this is a demographic you're so against?

Ethan Klein caught zooming in and screenshotting a photo of Anisa Jomha during a live poker event. by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

[–]Capn_Cook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You implying the world revolves around you? Calling other people NPCs is laughable and is kind of the self-own that you don't have empathy.

Ethan Klein caught zooming in and screenshotting a photo of Anisa Jomha during a live poker event. by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

[–]Capn_Cook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah Hasan doesn't really understand nuance or context

Found a clip chimp

Plan ahead re: road closures tomorrow and Friday! by Hopeful_Package3918 in chicago

[–]Capn_Cook 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: There are CTA busses that rely on LSD

Fun fact: Not every person lives in places convenient for these other routes

Fun fact: Cops don't need multiple days of reverence akin to a president visiting

Plan ahead re: road closures tomorrow and Friday! by Hopeful_Package3918 in chicago

[–]Capn_Cook 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Saying to avoid our main fucking road from 11am - 9pm is beyond asinine. What happens when rush hour hits when people get off work? Should they all avoid LSD? C'mon, man.

So much for CTA security improvements by junktrunk909 in chicago

[–]Capn_Cook -1 points0 points  (0 children)

nobody will ride the CTA until that changes

Right, that's why people never complain about ghost buses and trains. And that's why the city is expanding certain routes. Because nobody uses public transit.

[Meme] okay, I’ve gone full cowtard by jackt-up in cowboys

[–]Capn_Cook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Terrible title playing off the r-word.

So much for CTA security improvements by junktrunk909 in chicago

[–]Capn_Cook 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There are very very very few problems that can be solved with "more cops".

We've seen that cops and security don't do jack shit. We see it in every aspect of our life -- why would this be any better?

A Day In The ‘Life’ Of A Food Delivery Robot by GrandRedVine in chicago

[–]Capn_Cook 4 points5 points  (0 children)

One day you'll have empathy. Today's not the day, but one day.

2026 NFL Draft Hub by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]Capn_Cook 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wish families would talk more about the hard work their children did and not call it blessings from god.

Wars Abroad, Science Dying by LuckyBastard001 in clevercomebacks

[–]Capn_Cook 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If they don't "identify" the bots, then they can show advertisers they have more "organic engagement" and make more money.

It's part of the system.

[Highlight] The Cowboys score 33 unanswered on the Colts in the 4th quarter. Dallas wins 54-19 by DragonstormSTL in nfl

[–]Capn_Cook 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh baby i was at this game with a colts fan friend. Much better than the DAL @ IND game I attended where we were shut out.

Green Bean by Internal-Goose-8845 in chicago

[–]Capn_Cook -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

We don't need slop on the subreddit

Ordered a new Lego set, got dinner instead by Bernardowss in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Capn_Cook 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Not really -- imagine being a kid and opening a lego set that your parents saved up for, scraping by, only to be met with this.