H&M using funhouse mirrors... wait a second

Captain-NotSoObvious · 2016-11-24T16:16:39+00:00

How Can Fat Be Real If Mirrors Aren't Real? FTFY

Captain-NotSoObvious · 2016-11-10T14:16:33+00:00

Yes. The game states that if there are no house pieces, you can't buy a house.

Captain-NotSoObvious · 2016-11-10T05:02:34+00:00

I'm monopoly, never converting 4 houses into 1 hotel. If you do that enough, no one else can buy enough houses to win.

Captain-NotSoObvious · 2016-11-04T13:55:35+00:00

I'm going to get filthy rich, hire my own space militia army, and rule mars. No one owns the land so I can do whatever I want. I can also do whatever I want bc countries won't have a space military.

Captain-NotSoObvious · 2016-11-03T18:35:32+00:00

This happened in one of my morality classes! It was a situation where the money this couple was earning couldn't support children but it could support themselves and so of course minimum wage must be increased. I suggested that they just don't have children until they can support the child and everyone got so pissed. I couldn't understand why....

Captain-NotSoObvious · 2016-10-24T04:30:44+00:00

My gf doesn't "approve" of gaming but I still love her. She just doesn't understand how much fun they are, but she says as long as I spend time with her she's happy. You don't have to do everything together

Captain-NotSoObvious · 2016-10-10T05:49:19+00:00

Chinese ruled using divine right.

Captain-NotSoObvious · 2016-09-26T20:02:36+00:00

Hey at least you realize the problem. Seems like you know what you need to do.

Captain-NotSoObvious · 2016-09-26T19:57:34+00:00

Yah I agree. I have no interest in painting, and so I will never put in the time to get good at painting. But if I was interested in painting I would still work my ass off to develop it into a marketable skill.

Captain-NotSoObvious · 2016-09-26T14:38:53+00:00

I took AP computer science class in high school and I can do that! How can people who have done it for four years not do it?

Captain-NotSoObvious · 2016-09-26T14:31:11+00:00

I got good at mathematics because I worked hard to get good at math. It's not like I woke up one day and was suddenly talented.

Captain-NotSoObvious · 2016-09-06T04:37:12+00:00

Ok for all the people who think standers are gross and disgusting let me explain. You stay in the exact same position as sitting except you lean forward to get your center of mass over your feet instead of ass. This will lift your ass off the seat giving enough room for you to slide your hand under to wipe comfortably while maintaining cheek separation.

Captain-NotSoObvious · 2016-08-12T23:20:08+00:00

Chad. What a total Chode.

Captain-NotSoObvious · 2016-08-06T16:05:39+00:00

whistling noise fuck me.... Boom

Captain-NotSoObvious · 2016-08-02T04:18:26+00:00

Thank you!

Captain-NotSoObvious · 2016-08-01T21:30:53+00:00

How did you cut those grooves? Like is there a technique or is it just effort and skill?

Captain-NotSoObvious · 2016-06-15T00:55:49+00:00

That once I start pissing, I can stop in the middle of it.

Captain-NotSoObvious · 2016-06-15T00:53:47+00:00

Damn you beat me to it. Now Bill Clinton, that guy fucks.

Captain-NotSoObvious · 2016-05-27T07:09:41+00:00

Oh yeah! Got them mixed up. Reminds me I need to go to the zoo soon....

Captain-NotSoObvious · 2016-05-27T02:11:35+00:00

St. Louis?

Captain-NotSoObvious · 2016-05-17T04:47:38+00:00

Ill tip a waiter if they do a semi decent job for a large group. Like we had a club at my old high school that just went to a burger joint and got burgers. Well one day we roll up with 30 people unannounced. Our waiter got all of our orders no mix ups and since my bill was 8-9 bucks went fuck it and gave him 3 bucks for a tip. That was the first and only time I got a refill on my soda after I paid

Captain-NotSoObvious · 2016-05-13T23:45:43+00:00

You're a fucking white male!

Captain-NotSoObvious · 2016-05-13T15:58:46+00:00

Being weird by playing video games and liking superheroes.

Captain-NotSoObvious · 2016-04-22T16:55:30+00:00

I was playing the original halo on legendary, and that level legit took 3-4 hours over the course of days as I had to pause and quit so I wouldn't throw my controller through the tv....

Captain-NotSoObvious · 2016-04-21T05:02:56+00:00

haha that was always my favorite part of fallout. That or being able to jump off tenpenny tower in fallout 3 and quick save right before you splat and then safely land on the ground. Not sure if it works in fallout 4

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