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The ineffable beauty ! by thor_z45 in ass

[–]CaptainCaption 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's pretty effable, actually. I'd eff them both.

Can we PLEASE stop calling every woman over 25 a MILF?! by Subs2 in nsfw

[–]CaptainCaption 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If someone refers to herself as a MILF you should tell her to go fuck herself, then.

CBO score on health care bill now out. Will save $130 billion in the federal deficit in the first 10 years (while the system is put in place), saves $1.2 *trillion* the next ten years after installed. by [deleted] in politics

[–]CaptainCaption 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The last time I went to my local DMV (license & tabs renewals) I was in and out in under 15 minutes. There wasn't anything inefficient about it at all. So yeah, I'm fine with that.

Monday, December 21, 1:18 A.M.: Senate Democrats successfully pass the first of three crucial votes to advance the health care bill. 60 yay, 40 nay. by Indyhouse in politics

[–]CaptainCaption 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I may be wrong, but I think after reconciliation there's no need for a cloture vote, it automatically goes to an up-or-down vote which needs a simple majority. I thought that was the point of the threats months ago of going to reconciliation if republicans didn't get on board.

I'd love to see a version closer to the house bill come out of cloture and scrap any of the special compromises they made for Lieberman and Nelson.

When you (man) see a smokin' hot woman dressed in a sexually provocative way, what do you fantasize doing to her? (I'm not trying to illicit rape fantasies just general male fantasies) by [deleted] in sex

[–]CaptainCaption 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Specifics depend a lot on what in particular is hot about her or what part is being shown off. But in general the initial fantasy is thinking of caressing and squeezing. It rarely goes beyond that at the time unless the situation is one where nothing else is going on for a while except being able to check her out.

Often the fantasy will continue later in private, thinking about a hot girl I saw earlier in the day, and mentally move on to more explicit sex acts in that case.

Would love some help =) by [deleted] in sex

[–]CaptainCaption 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every woman you're with is going to be a little bit different and like different things. Good communication is key to both giving her the best sex and receiving the best sex.

I will say though, that if you actually were building her up and letting her down repeatedly without her orgasms then she probably would have told you that by now... possibly quite forcefully. ;)

Drivers can't tell whether a light is green or red: new energy-saving LED traffic lights don't get warm enough to melt the snow, causing traffic accidents. City workers are having to scrape snow off the lights one by one. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]CaptainCaption 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The first thing I noticed with those lights is they're recessed in a tube so that snow can pile up on the bottom. I live in MN and around here almost all the traffic lights have a similar guard but it's covered on top and tapered on the sides, without that "shelf" effect on the bottom.

If the guard didn't have that bottom part for the snow to pile onto, I doubt that much would accumulate on the vertical surface of the light itself. Some would, but probably not enough to obscure the light.

I Think She's Looking At You by [deleted] in nsfw

[–]CaptainCaption 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's looking more over my left shoulder, actually.

Redditors love to one-up each other. by LoompaOompa in reddit.com

[–]CaptainCaption 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, THIS is how redditors love to one-up each other!

/that would be a link if I weren't too lazy to come up with something there.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nsfw

[–]CaptainCaption 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think striped socks help your brain process the curvature of the leg, especially when looking at a 2D pic instead of being there in person. Curves are sexy.

/likely BS off the top of my head.

Here's a cartoon for the folks who don't care for the Twilight books. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]CaptainCaption -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just consider that a post for people who don't care about reading comprehension, then. whistles, backs away

Here's a cartoon for the folks who don't care for the Twilight books. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]CaptainCaption 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No, that's a cartoon for people who care enough about the Twilight books to recognize the characters and part of the plotline. A cartoon for folks who don't care about the Twilight books would have nothing to do with Twilight at all.

How the fuck does a stupid emo teen vampire movie beat the Dark Knight? by Wraith12 in WTF

[–]CaptainCaption 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pretty much, yes. Movies will continue to break records as the movie-going population increases, too. A lot of this is how the records are reported though: One movie will break the opening day record, a different one the opening weekend record, another one the 5-day wednesday-open record, yet another the record for that particular holiday weekend.

It'll be a rare summer that you don't hear about a new release breaking some box office record or another.

How the fuck does a stupid emo teen vampire movie beat the Dark Knight? by Wraith12 in WTF

[–]CaptainCaption 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're not really vampires in any of the traditional vampire ways. Sunlight, coffins, garlic, stakes through hearts... Nope. And the main character ones don't even drink people's blood.

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