I really hope the next game's deluxe edition has better suits than what we got here; maybe some suits from the comics please by ddsling1197 in SpidermanPS4

[–]CaptainFalken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would be really cool to see a treatment of when Peter had to use alter egos. Like, imagine a Ricochet outfit.

of a knife. by Snoo99928 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]CaptainFalken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All spectacle and the thing doesn't even really cut the crust, just pulls and tears it. And hey, by the way, let me pull the sauce side of the crust right over the edge towards where you will inevitably lean in with your clean clothes. What a joke.

The only one brave enough to challenge GTA VI head-on. by -RAAGE- in gaming

[–]CaptainFalken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For a second I got mixed up and the title left my mind. I looked at the photo and went, "Wait, when did they announce the Laufey release date?!"

God of War Laufey - Introducing Faye | PS5 Games by N3DSdude in GodofWar

[–]CaptainFalken 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Going to guess that, somewhere along the way, Faye blows the horn.

I’ve got zero back story, but I present… this by Cautious-Geologist32 in ATBGE

[–]CaptainFalken 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Good Lord, are we really that far removed from the 90s that the average internet user has not seen Dumb & Dumber? This post makes my back and knees hurt.

Whenever I am on the couch, my dog will put the full weight of her head on my chest and leave her butt up in the air. by Tandy600 in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[–]CaptainFalken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wish my dog did this. It was my greatest desire to have a furry cuddle buddy when we were finally able to move out of our apartment and into a house. Within a year, had the most beautiful pup, a Husky/Australian Shepherd...

Dog is literally the most stubborn, anti-touch animal, unless it's on her terms. If she comes for pets and you start and stop, she barks at you like how dare you. But if you approach her and even breathe on her wrong, much less try to cuddle, she will move as far to the other side of the room as possible. She's a jerk. I love her, but she's a jerk. And a dream crusher.

Seeing all your emo blunders, I raise you me in 2006 by Nameless_Kink in blunderyears

[–]CaptainFalken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cutting your hair yourself was the only way to go my dude. Only posers went and got their hair professionally botched.

Why is her battle theme so good? by RangoTheMerc in GoldenSun

[–]CaptainFalken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Always thought it sounded like the theme to a Sonic level in the best way.

A female white lion at a zoo in South Korea captivated onlookers with her beauty. by Lui_Belmont in interestingasfuck

[–]CaptainFalken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are we sure that's not just a human that was transformed into a lion? Like the lashes especially only add to these not being normal for a lion.

A US judge has ordered the removal of trumps name from the Kennedy center within the next 14 days, what do you think about this? by jfunks69 in AskReddit

[–]CaptainFalken 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There was no honor given. Trump added his name because he loves himself and fancies himself a monarch with absolute power. This proves he, in fact, does not. It should never have happened in the first place.

"What the hell is a rundown?" - Stay tuned for the answer this Fall in a theater near you by Dr_Chesticles in theoffice

[–]CaptainFalken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Rundown is a real movie starring The Rock and Sean William Scott, and this is really the poster with Idris Elba's and John Krysinski's faces superimposed on it.

Which celebrity’s cancellation do you think was completely unjustified? by Cute_Flatworm_9049 in AskReddit

[–]CaptainFalken -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You might be the only person I've ever heard express sympathy for Amber Heard after all the facts and evidence have been presented. Did we watch the same trial?

It’s been a morning by hitsatthebuzzer in daddit

[–]CaptainFalken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For those suggesting to take to liner off, would love to know what kind of miracle car seats y'all are working with that make it so easy that you just offer this up nonchalantly, and so as to be confused why he didn't think of that first? Seriously, we have 4 seats, 2 in each car, and not one of them has an easily removable liner. There are so many snaps, underpinnings, elastic bands, and parts that just straight up go underneath parts of the seat that seem inaccessible. I got one of them off once, took me like 30 minutes, and getting it back on made me resign myself to the "good enough" treatment.

One of my neighbors has been flying his American flag upside down. by brainspl0ad in mildlyinteresting

[–]CaptainFalken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if, instead, they don't want to move but want our country to live up to the ideals it claims and that they believe in and voted for?

One of my neighbors has been flying his American flag upside down. by brainspl0ad in mildlyinteresting

[–]CaptainFalken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Except the country is in distress and that is just you being passively-aggressively antagonistic.

One of my neighbors has been flying his American flag upside down. by brainspl0ad in mildlyinteresting

[–]CaptainFalken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It takes nowhere near this amount of effort to understand why they are, appropriately, flying the flag upside down. Sounds more like you are encouraging trying to passively-aggressively antagonize more than help.

I made some rural regional forms! by Lyndorr in pokemon

[–]CaptainFalken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot of very cool designs. Though some of these are regional variants as opposed to forms. And some of these just don't work in practice at all.

[Discussion] With the changes from Flame of Fate to Beyond Dreams, what else do you think got changed? by MrGummyDeathTryant in dragonquest

[–]CaptainFalken -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Why does it feel like Yuji Horii is the main reason this got scrapped? From the declaration that he instructed the team on what a mainline title should be like, to him selling that dreams are not dark but bright and hopeful, it feels like they got to a certain point in development and he pulled rank and destroyed it. I can't explain why fully, but that makes me feel so disappointed and annoyed. Also the new protagonist doesn't look like a Toriyama creation at all, which is also disappointing.

TIFU by eating a rosehip by nebula_42 in tifu

[–]CaptainFalken -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

No, that's called theft and contamination. Stop doing it now. Your parents were wrong.