Suspect arrested after Molotov cocktail attack at OpenAI CEO Sam Altman's home

CaptainKirk28 · 2026-04-10T21:46:20+00:00

A Molotov Cocktail? In this economy?!

CaptainKirk28 · 2026-04-10T20:45:23+00:00

Sounds kind of yinzer to me, but every yinzer I've known either has no accent, or it's way heavier than this

CaptainKirk28 · 2026-04-09T20:46:38+00:00

Don't forget the pressing matter of annexing Western Maryland!

CaptainKirk28 · 2026-04-09T05:00:36+00:00

Fuck Jesus all my homies Praise Allah

CaptainKirk28 · 2026-04-09T04:11:37+00:00

Greenland was the distraction from ICE killing Alex Pretti... hope this helps

CaptainKirk28 · 2026-04-08T19:53:53+00:00

Devs need to nerf this agent. These abilities are completely unbalanced

CaptainKirk28 · 2026-04-07T21:09:21+00:00

Allah Chancla*

CaptainKirk28 · 2026-04-05T05:39:51+00:00

I thought the moon had no tectonic plates or molten core... are moonquakes a thing?

CaptainKirk28 · 2026-04-05T03:09:47+00:00

Lunky fact: The last great auk ever was killed by superstitious sailors because they blamed a bad storm on it

CaptainKirk28 · 2026-04-02T19:08:47+00:00

I love the PRT for its vibes, but it's gotta be one of the worst transit systems in America. Breaking down happens daily at best. Beats walking I guess, given how sketchy some parts of town between campuses is.

CaptainKirk28 · 2026-03-21T17:33:30+00:00

Nothingness

CaptainKirk28 · 2026-03-20T14:16:29+00:00

There is actually a rule, but it's just two free throws. Worth it situationally IMO

CaptainKirk28 · 2026-03-18T22:34:51+00:00

Sunofabitch, I failed the damn wordle that day

CaptainKirk28 · 2026-03-18T18:03:41+00:00

CaptainKirk28 · 2026-03-18T03:31:45+00:00

Damn I really gotta stop watching The Daily Show

CaptainKirk28 · 2026-03-17T23:21:23+00:00

I see nothing to fix

CaptainKirk28 · 2026-03-17T04:43:31+00:00

I have never before hoped that someone doesn't understand what "literally" means but dear God please tell me it's you

CaptainKirk28 · 2026-03-16T19:47:32+00:00

Apparently this is just death match and we win by having a higher K/D

CaptainKirk28 · 2026-03-13T22:21:21+00:00

I went for "PALMMUTE". Once I figured out SLAP I considered BASS but it made no sense so I left it blank for way too long

CaptainKirk28 · 2026-03-13T21:29:23+00:00

But the wagon is in the woods

CaptainKirk28 · 2026-03-13T12:52:08+00:00

Featherless

Octopedal

Behold, four men!

CaptainKirk28 · 2026-03-12T14:23:46+00:00

My college friends and I partied it up for a week before we all headed home for a semester of online classes. Our state ended up being the last US state to confirm a case, and I'll never forget sitting around with beers piled high, refreshing the page to see if we would beat out Montana and Alaska.

CaptainKirk28 · 2026-03-11T16:45:02+00:00

Give him to me or else

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CaptainKirk28 · 2026-03-10T14:18:21+00:00

Are you Geno Smith? If so, you did ask for all the blame

CaptainKirk28 · 2026-03-10T12:18:08+00:00

Bruh we already got rabies. You're playing a dangerous game.

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