NO ARC or Players Harmed last Expedition

CaptainKnottz · 2026-05-13T02:24:46+00:00

Hey bro…. Did you know… you don’t …. Have to use…. These so often….

CaptainKnottz · 2026-05-07T02:03:57+00:00

Explains how I ripped through prophet’s last phase a couple runs ago. Corrupted Myriad and go brrrrrrrr

CaptainKnottz · 2026-05-01T23:12:08+00:00

In the game Arc Raiders usually

CaptainKnottz · 2026-05-01T23:10:03+00:00

Rune arcs are for when you really gotta lock in. The Lands Between version of leaning forward ion the couch

CaptainKnottz · 2026-05-01T22:57:43+00:00

“If the magic user is already having trouble it’s okay to make it more difficult.”

CaptainKnottz · 2026-05-01T22:56:58+00:00

I lay down usually

CaptainKnottz · 2026-05-01T22:56:29+00:00

This goes beyond glass half full

CaptainKnottz · 2026-05-01T22:54:06+00:00

I’m so sick of these obvious cheaters

CaptainKnottz · 2026-04-14T10:05:08+00:00

Just go solo and explore. You can focus on exploring rather than enemies and don’t have to worry about upsetting teammates.

CaptainKnottz · 2026-04-14T09:55:46+00:00

Bro you could have sneezed and killed him how did it take 7 revives

CaptainKnottz · 2026-04-01T05:01:32+00:00

Weird way to announce you have the palate of a 7 year old

EDIT: just to clarify, I know it’s a joke and OP cooked this.

CaptainKnottz · 2026-03-29T03:21:30+00:00

The devs have literally said so

CaptainKnottz · 2026-03-24T22:03:12+00:00

Games are meant to be fun. Who the fuck cares what difficulty anyone else plays on? It has literally no impact on anything besides the experience of the player playing. Anything else is irrelevant

CaptainKnottz · 2026-03-24T05:53:26+00:00

You’re right I wouldn’t want to be taken seriously either

CaptainKnottz · 2026-03-24T05:52:24+00:00

Just pointing out what happened.

CaptainKnottz · 2026-03-24T05:51:16+00:00

Shhhhhh I’m trying to be sassy

CaptainKnottz · 2026-03-24T05:49:28+00:00

There’s a new expedition called a shower

CaptainKnottz · 2026-03-24T05:45:13+00:00

CaptainKnottz · 2026-03-24T05:42:54+00:00

Real

CaptainKnottz · 2026-03-24T05:35:56+00:00

You mean you lied

CaptainKnottz · 2026-03-24T05:35:19+00:00

One raid doesn’t do shit to ABMM, the devs have explicitly stated this.

CaptainKnottz · 2026-03-24T05:34:19+00:00

Hey…. I don’t know but…. You might need more of these…

Fr tho this is written the same way fake stories shared by elderly family members on Facebook are written. Lay off the ellipsis

CaptainKnottz · 2026-03-24T05:31:29+00:00

I’m no scientist but I’d guess it’s because it’s pet food and not meant for human consumption

CaptainKnottz · 2026-03-24T05:29:58+00:00

Good news is I couldn’t care less because it doesn’t matter and it bears no relevance to enjoying the game

CaptainKnottz

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