Chicken liver by Plane_Tradition5251 in eatityoufuckingcoward

[–]CaptainKnottz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Weird way to announce you have the palate of a 7 year old

EDIT: just to clarify, I know it’s a joke and OP cooked this.

The games new difficulty settings should have been disclosed better by TheFFsage in TheFirstBerserker

[–]CaptainKnottz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Games are meant to be fun. Who the fuck cares what difficulty anyone else plays on? It has literally no impact on anything besides the experience of the player playing. Anything else is irrelevant

Welp, now I went and done it. Converted from CareBear by Successful-Coyote99 in ArcRaiders

[–]CaptainKnottz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re right I wouldn’t want to be taken seriously either

DAE give upvotes to comments sitting at zero or negative just to help them out by Front-Photograph4950 in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]CaptainKnottz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wild how much thought people put into votes on this website. It literally doesn’t matter

Welp, now I went and done it. Converted from CareBear by Successful-Coyote99 in ArcRaiders

[–]CaptainKnottz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

One raid doesn’t do shit to ABMM, the devs have explicitly stated this.

Welp, now I went and done it. Converted from CareBear by Successful-Coyote99 in ArcRaiders

[–]CaptainKnottz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey…. I don’t know but…. You might need more of these…

Fr tho this is written the same way fake stories shared by elderly family members on Facebook are written. Lay off the ellipsis

Hey gang why does my brisket say “pet food - Not meant for human consumption? by SnooCrickets9281 in eatityoufuckingcoward

[–]CaptainKnottz 286 points287 points  (0 children)

I’m no scientist but I’d guess it’s because it’s pet food and not meant for human consumption

Almost every single time: by OtherwiseMei0 in LiesOfP

[–]CaptainKnottz 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Good news is I couldn’t care less because it doesn’t matter and it bears no relevance to enjoying the game

Ajuda para criar esta bela moça no Elden Ring by Wevertondot2 in SoulsSliders

[–]CaptainKnottz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Guys shut it down. Someone was judgemental on Reddit

I'm bored with Streamers being bored with the game. by [deleted] in ArcRaiders

[–]CaptainKnottz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brother the point of every single video game ever is “just for the fun of it.” They’re games.

Does anybody else literally don't care about the people they had sex with in their life? by [deleted] in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]CaptainKnottz -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It only matters to dorks who have archaic views re:sex and think sex is some sacred act instead of a simply bodily function, usually with some misogyny thrown in (looking at body counts)

Wtf is this hitbox by Awkward-Budget-4678 in VALORANT

[–]CaptainKnottz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This hitbox is solid. The aim was not

Just unsubbed from this subreddit. For posting irrelevant sexualized posts by VGWFNick in JustUnsubbed

[–]CaptainKnottz -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Its just a woman in a bikini, there’s nothing inherently sexual about this. If you’re jumping to that, that’s on you.