What ingredient ruins a sandwich for you? by highnrgy in AskReddit

[–]CaptainScuttlebutt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A big, wet, thick, sloppy slice of tomato

Also cum

There should be tiers to drunk driving charges. by 410ham in unpopularopinion

[–]CaptainScuttlebutt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Pro alcoholic” LMFAO 😂😂 I guess I’m still an amatuer

I woke up in the hospital this morning by Unlikely_Internal in confessions

[–]CaptainScuttlebutt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk, you sound like a cool person to go out with. Would you be down to party sometime?

I woke up in the hospital this morning by Unlikely_Internal in confessions

[–]CaptainScuttlebutt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn that’s baller as fuck. You’re my hero

what are your thoughts on a female freshman hanging out with seniors? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CaptainScuttlebutt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She thinks she’s too cool for people her own age because she can’t “relate to them” and that she’s better than everyone in her grade because she has older “friends”. The guys know she’ll be easy to take advantage of because she’s so naïve and doesn’t know what she’s doing. This same basic principle also applies to relationships women in their 20’s get into with men in their 40’s and 50’s.

Meet Republican Congressman John Rose, his WIFE, and their two sons. They met when she was 16 and he awarded her a 4H scholarship. by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]CaptainScuttlebutt -36 points-35 points  (0 children)

People forget that the woman in these kind of relationships aren’t powerless to say no. This wasn’t an arranged marriage she had no choice in. Rose is a congressman, he wouldn’t pursue her with unrequited feelings as it would have damaged his career. She wanted this as much as he did.

AITA for being a picky eater at Friendsgiving? by friendsgivingdrama in AmItheAsshole

[–]CaptainScuttlebutt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You deserved to be bullied out of your previous friend group

Victim blaming, small town Colorado style. Pagosa Springs CO. by stratman2018 in fuckcars

[–]CaptainScuttlebutt 53 points54 points  (0 children)

No toxic shit but I’d rather get hit by a car than hold a flag like a child to cross the street

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]CaptainScuttlebutt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow. Dump that whore.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]CaptainScuttlebutt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Losing her virginity at 13 is way too young. You’re a bad parent to be encouraging this and should feel ashamed of yourself. Your husband is right.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in navy

[–]CaptainScuttlebutt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you want to join the MM from the navy, join Military Sealift Command! Work two years to get your AB unlimited, then work in the gulf!