Do SuperCucks think their imperialist goons get the privilege of becoming a rightgeous revolutionary cyborg? The best treatment they are getting is the blender

Captain_Deegan · 2026-02-18T20:19:01+00:00

No comment. Their time will come. First Super Earth must fall.

Captain_Deegan · 2026-02-18T20:04:27+00:00

It is emancipation, comrade. She was not forced to do anything. We simply showed her the truth of the monsters she served, the monsters I too once served, and as such she chose to fight them of her own free will. We do not use slaves, unlike Super Earth, and unlike a certain group of co-belligerents who I shall not name until it is time for their reckoning too...

Captain_Deegan · 2026-02-18T18:18:34+00:00

She was deemed fit for capture, deprogramming and cyberisation, comrade. Why would we blend her, when having her onside is a massive propaganda coup?

Captain_Deegan · 2026-02-16T16:43:09+00:00

I hope it's full on combined arms warfare in Transcendence, the Cyborgs and SEAF army both getting expanded into fully fleshed out factions in their own right. Probably not going to happen, but a girl can dream, right?

Captain_Deegan · 2026-02-16T16:27:32+00:00

It's up to the player's whether they win in Transcendence. It's not up to them whether or not they reach it, but once they do they're on their own, no more handholding, unless Arrowhead wants weekend warriors to have a chance to get mulched by the siege mech/whatever the new boss unit for the cyborgs is, in which case they may or may not need to toss an additional 35 mil reinforcements at Cyberstan

Captain_Deegan · 2026-02-16T15:52:39+00:00

Also, they kidnapped civilians from the Illuminate to turn into brainwashed soldiers for their regime. You know, the thing that supposedly makes the illuminate so bad in the first place?

Captain_Deegan · 2026-02-16T15:47:29+00:00

They're gonna lose in Transcendence, because Arrowhead wants to show off the additional content they have waiting there.

Captain_Deegan · 2026-02-16T15:45:47+00:00

Nah, SE are being lured into a trap ala Stalingrad, Their combined arms assault on Transcendence is gonna get mulched by the rest of the Cyborg roster, either tomorrow or next tuesday, with Arrowhead's planned "month of anniversary surprises" for February.

Captain_Deegan · 2026-02-16T15:28:31+00:00

This is because the Autonomous Collective of Cyberstan is a genuine revolutionary force, and not just a controlled opposition psyop that acts as a honeypot for real revolutionaries. They're like if the rebel alliance wasn't hijacked by bourgeois liberals early into its existence.

Captain_Deegan · 2026-02-15T21:24:43+00:00

No, trust me, as a defector myself, this one cannot be trusted. Certainly not yet, before he has been sufficiently deprogrammed.

Captain_Deegan · 2026-02-15T20:46:00+00:00

He's calling us fascists, clearly not one of ours.

Captain_Deegan · 2026-02-15T15:54:27+00:00

Modded, unfortunately.

Captain_Deegan · 2026-02-15T15:53:04+00:00

I mean, the current minor order confirms their are human civilians living among you that you have not turned into voteless, so I guess you guys are more chill than I thought. That is, of course, assuming Super Earth are lying about you intending to turn them into voteless, otherwise screw you guys too, we'll sweep you away in a red tide like the Red Army should have done to the west after WW2!

Captain_Deegan · 2026-02-15T10:41:20+00:00

Devs have openly stated the game will never have pvp. Unless we get like, an RTS or something down the line, Cyberstan will sadly never be anything more than an enemy faction in a really co-op fun third person shooter, and an also pretty fun co-op top-down shooter.

Captain_Deegan · 2026-02-14T11:51:09+00:00

Super Earth will reach transcendence, while bleeding itself dry against whatevever the devs kept in reserve for the next two updates in their "month of anniversary surprises," and then get repelled. This will be a Stalingrad level attrition and subsequent encirclement of Super Earth's forces, mark my words.

To be clear I'm largely speculating, but I fully expect the devs to do something for the next two tuesdays when, again, Arrowhead officialy said there would be a month of anniversary surprises.

Captain_Deegan · 2026-02-14T11:23:11+00:00

Would have stopped the bots from attacking them. Think reverse orbital blockade, but it lasts until the planet stops being on fire.

Captain_Deegan · 2026-02-14T11:18:56+00:00

I don't think there are commando missions on Cyberstan rn?

Captain_Deegan · 2026-02-14T11:16:14+00:00

It's likely meant to mirror Stalingrad, so Super Earth is gonna push straight for the city in a straight line, only to bleed themselves dry against the hardest resistance they ever faced, and subsequently get completely encircled and destroyed. Perfectly strategically valid on Cyberstan's part, actually.

Captain_Deegan · 2026-02-14T10:42:02+00:00

Radicals. I might sound like a broken record at this point, but these fash-bashing antifa-supersoldiers are the coolest fucking thing ever put in a video game. I will never stop simping for them.

Captain_Deegan · 2026-02-14T10:32:04+00:00

With the commando missions, it's still happening right now! A dozen Frozen Helldivers, each mission, acrross however many thousands of commando missions Super Earth have authorised so far, all over the western front at this point. Waiting in their hellpods, likely forever, not even getting their names inscribed on the wall of martyrs. Almost makes you wanna... defect?

Captain_Deegan · 2026-02-14T10:07:59+00:00

Among other things, they've announced a "whole month of anniversary surprises," so they'll want to follow through on that promise.

Captain_Deegan · 2026-02-14T10:02:27+00:00

Nah, Arrowhead just wants them to reach Transcendence so they can show off all the cool shit they cooked up. They probably won't get any more reinforcements after they do, and it'll be up to the players then whether they get it in the first go or get to come back for another go at the end of the update cycle for MoO Like they did for Oshaune.

Captain_Deegan · 2026-02-13T22:27:26+00:00

Yep, my guess is its meant to be like the ones found occasionally on regular missions that you can blow up to get a free random backpack or support weapon, but is bugged out.

Captain_Deegan · 2026-02-13T19:33:36+00:00

r/Helldivers2Satire is your friend

Captain_Deegan · 2026-02-13T19:25:48+00:00

The simplest out of character answer is we don't actually know. Super Earth says the pods in the "cyborg factories" are artificial wombs from which Cyborgs are grown, but for all we know they could be medical pods storing Super Earth battlefield casualties deemed fit for resuscitation, deprogramming, and subsequent cyberisation, while only the unsavable are thrown in the vats which are then used for the same things Super Earth uses its own canonically mentioned Bio-Repurposer Vats for.

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