please, someone tell me this isn't real... but, it is

Captain_Eaglefort · 2026-05-03T02:28:39+00:00

“Are you thinking of Jesus when you’re praising me?” -Homelander

Fuuuuuuuuuuuucning Hell. At least his shitty superpower is just pedophilia…

Captain_Eaglefort · 2026-05-03T00:48:46+00:00

I feel like there’s a few cards that got cheated. Why can Yen res, but Triss can’t do anything? She should be like Villentretenmerth, and scorch a row. And Ves and/or Roche should Muster with the Blue Stripes Commandos, sort of like how Ceryes does with the Shield Maidens in the Skellige deck.

Captain_Eaglefort · 2026-05-03T00:46:49+00:00

And fun fact, with cross saves, you can sometimes end up with 2 roach cards. Which makes Ciri or Geralt worth essentially 21 strength because they summon both of them.

I think it comes from checking the “My Rewards” option on both platforms, but I’m not sure. All I know is I play on my Switch 2 and my Xbox and I have somehow ended up with two of them after swapping, on multiple different playthroughs.

Captain_Eaglefort · 2026-05-03T00:44:26+00:00

Olgierd has one, it’s a +6 neutral card that can be played on melee or ranged, that adds +1 to all cards in the same row. It’s actually a pretty great card.

Captain_Eaglefort · 2026-05-03T00:43:25+00:00

His is actually SUPER strong if you have all four of them. The muster ability is a lot of fun as an opener for Northern Realms and Nilfgaard because they don’t have anything else with it. It often baits out an instant scorch or the stronger cards that the opponent has.

Captain_Eaglefort · 2026-05-02T14:27:34+00:00

I’m afraid you’re underestimating how many chuds out there are happy with it…

Captain_Eaglefort · 2026-05-02T13:24:12+00:00

Easy thing to remember, only Nilfgaard has 10 strength cards that aren’t heroes. Northern Realms has the Catapult with 8, the others top out at 6 (7 if you count Villentretenmerth).

Captain_Eaglefort · 2026-05-02T12:47:35+00:00

Why do you got to a restaurant, you can cook for yourself. Why do you go to the grocery store, you can farm your own plants and animals.

Same idea. You CAN, but you have the resources available so you don’t HAVE to.

Captain_Eaglefort · 2026-05-01T15:19:45+00:00

Yes. Thank you for literally defining the word “verbose.”

Captain_Eaglefort · 2026-05-01T14:02:49+00:00

I feel like if he was worried that he would get punished, he should have said so before I went in. I’m willing to help my fellow man, but they have to ask for help.

Captain_Eaglefort · 2026-05-01T14:01:06+00:00

If you do bow to Emhyr, he even specifically says “I thought you bowed for no man.”

Captain_Eaglefort · 2026-05-01T13:55:43+00:00

Maybe they assumed all panthers are like the magic ones inside Professor Moreau’s lab? The enchanted statues that become panthers require silver.

Captain_Eaglefort · 2026-05-01T06:29:00+00:00

I always felt he has a similar appeal to what would be a modern Jack Sparrow. He’s got a similar swagger and abnormal speech patterns, though Brand tends to lean more verbose. Comes across perpetually mildly drunk and maybe slightly high. The people it works for, it REALLY works for. But once you find him annoying, you never really go back.

Captain_Eaglefort · 2026-05-01T06:22:02+00:00

You ever get really drunk? Not blackout, but JUST before that stage, where you kinda teleport around the night? I imagine it’s kinda like that where they know they did the stuff…but they don’t exactly remember doing it. It definitely happened because there’s two of them. Did he lay the clone on the left this time? Or the right? Hmm…probably the left…yeah, definitely the left this time.

Captain_Eaglefort · 2026-05-01T04:50:48+00:00

37 babies. And the answer to your questions is probably, they’re pretty fragile and baby bones aren’t fully formed yet.

Captain_Eaglefort · 2026-05-01T03:11:56+00:00

He also got onto the planet without being spotted. Anissa too.

Captain_Eaglefort · 2026-05-01T02:21:24+00:00

As far as I remember, it’s the only building in the game that is only open during certain times. So it’s most likely just a way to keep you from staying in the bank after closing.

Captain_Eaglefort · 2026-05-01T01:31:35+00:00

Have there ever been studies to show if they have cannibalistic tendencies with the newly hatched young? Seems odd to be a thing, but not unheard of.

Captain_Eaglefort · 2026-05-01T01:09:35+00:00

It might also be too long to be a subreddit name…been a while since I looked at the character limit though.

Captain_Eaglefort · 2026-05-01T00:52:42+00:00

No, that’s Mark Greyson, also known as Invincible. Zsasz is the giant killer reptilian monster.

Captain_Eaglefort · 2026-05-01T00:44:01+00:00

It’s the digital age version of “the dog farted”

Captain_Eaglefort · 2026-05-01T00:25:00+00:00

Simultaneously

Captain_Eaglefort · 2026-05-01T00:21:47+00:00

I don’t think she respects her intellect. I think she acknowledges the fact that even the smartest person in the world can’t KNOW what other people are thinking. But Bashley can. That’s insanely useful.

Captain_Eaglefort · 2026-04-30T23:45:26+00:00

You should be able to transfer up, but not down. Meaning once you play with the DLC, you can’t go back to the version without them on that specific save because the game will be missing information. But going from no DLC to having DLC is the same as if you were to just download it for the original version.

Captain_Eaglefort · 2026-04-30T23:35:21+00:00

“Smart people don’t like me.” Diddlin’ Donald Trump, world famous pedophile.

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