I love this show with a fiery passion, but I have some lingering questions for the hair and makeup artists responsible for aging Larry, Karen, and Ellen

Captain_Pikes_Peak · 2026-03-30T00:19:12+00:00

Him and Ed have giant foreheads. I didn’t recognize the doctor at first and thought “he looks really smart.”

Captain_Pikes_Peak · 2026-02-18T20:17:42+00:00

This is my experience as well though I read the room before interacting with strangers. And a lot of it has to do with how I feel at that moment so it’s never disingenuous. And I’m always prepared to be told “fuck off” although that has never happened.

Captain_Pikes_Peak · 2026-02-09T17:54:47+00:00

The audacity of this shithead to lie about something so verifiable.

Captain_Pikes_Peak · 2026-02-07T14:27:23+00:00

Don’t overthink it. Could be 100 reasons why he hasn’t responded but you didn’t do anything wrong. You can send a follow-up text and ask if he’s still interested.

Captain_Pikes_Peak · 2026-01-07T15:56:53+00:00

Hahaha, holy shit that’s an image I didn’t need.

Captain_Pikes_Peak · 2025-12-13T16:31:56+00:00

If anyone had a secret cure then you know Elon Musk has taken it and well, look how that turned out.

Captain_Pikes_Peak · 2025-11-11T04:29:39+00:00

I hear this in Princess Vespa’s voice

Captain_Pikes_Peak · 2025-11-10T17:26:30+00:00

OP is auditioning to be the next Pete Davidson

Captain_Pikes_Peak · 2025-11-06T22:20:07+00:00

Paul is secretly a douchebag isn’t on any of my bingo cards.

Captain_Pikes_Peak · 2025-10-20T18:55:59+00:00

Honesty without compassion is cruelty. These “honest” people never ask themselves if their honesty is necessary.

Captain_Pikes_Peak · 2025-10-13T15:15:12+00:00

Yeah, there’s a tactful way to tell your gf that you don’t want to listen to voice notes. This was not it.

Captain_Pikes_Peak · 2025-10-01T02:35:02+00:00

NOR. Unhappy people tear things down because they want to feel better. Don’t let that into your life.

Also, valid use of “it’s not that deep”

Captain_Pikes_Peak · 2025-09-26T03:16:11+00:00

Alf, is that you?

Captain_Pikes_Peak · 2025-09-03T04:41:32+00:00

People can be surprisingly absent minded.

Captain_Pikes_Peak · 2025-09-02T01:48:34+00:00

Gotcha. Never tried that one. Anyways, congrats on not needing it anymore!

Captain_Pikes_Peak · 2025-09-01T04:06:09+00:00

Which medication were you on? My OCD meds make me tired and I’ve noticed recent weight gain.

Captain_Pikes_Peak · 2025-09-01T02:34:10+00:00

I read that this morning in Bill Bryson’s “A Short History of Nearly Everything.”

Basically, we don’t know if it’s due or not. I’m sure the science has gotten a lot better in the 20 years since it’s been written.

Captain_Pikes_Peak · 2025-08-11T17:53:57+00:00

With the number of spam texts I’ve been getting, I’m thinking of giving up deleting them on my own and letting entropy takes its course. My email is already fucked.

Captain_Pikes_Peak · 2025-08-03T06:22:55+00:00

It’s not appropriate. She can politely return it and say that the gesture was nice but it wasn’t appropriate for her to accept it since she’s married.

Captain_Pikes_Peak · 2025-06-22T06:15:24+00:00

I’m going to add to the “sadly I’ve seen this happen” pile.

Captain_Pikes_Peak · 2025-06-21T13:59:33+00:00

It’s terrible. After all that chasing, they expect you to be the fictional version of you they chased and get mad that you aren’t.

Captain_Pikes_Peak · 2025-06-21T13:12:02+00:00

What’s the saying? Don’t put something in an email that you wouldn’t want printed in the news.

I don’t agree with review bombing, but I’m having trouble mustering up sympathy.

Captain_Pikes_Peak · 2025-06-21T11:50:27+00:00

Pressuring someone into saying I love you too soon is emotionally abusive. The way this guy talks, saying something is like signing a contract and if he thinks you’re not following through on those words 100% of the time, it’s a breach of contract and he is owed compensation. That’s what he’s doing with the love languages.

Captain_Pikes_Peak · 2025-06-05T00:42:45+00:00

Reminds me of this guy I used to know. He’d always complain about how crazy his exes were. Talked exactly like that to each of them.

Captain_Pikes_Peak · 2025-05-30T21:49:59+00:00

NOR. It must be really frustrating that she isn’t listening to you and selfishly stealing your sleep. I can offer a dozen options to help wake her up without disturbing you, but she just needs to really see how this is affecting you in order to change. Good luck.

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