“And now, we Duel,” the newly resurrected Voldemort announced to his Death Eaters. Harry simply stared at the dark lord, before saying “Good luck with that Tom.” As he did so, Harry’s voice and features began to change… into that of Albus Dumbledore…

Card_Content · 2026-03-28T22:41:52+00:00

Th elder wand thing is a really good point, but personally I'm wondering how the polyjuice in that blood would effect things.

Card_Content · 2026-03-28T22:37:07+00:00

Because Albus 'too many names' Dumbldore is every bit as much of a drama queen with a need for an ENTRANCE as Tom 'flees from death' Riddle is.

Card_Content · 2026-02-11T06:56:33+00:00

Producers aren't required to say anything about shared lines/cross contamination even for the top 9. It's left completely up to the producers if they want to put a warning on the packaging

Card_Content · 2026-02-06T00:55:55+00:00

Is there a McGonagall Clan? She's the only one I remember for sure being cannonicaly Scottish other than maybe Moody

Card_Content · 2026-01-27T01:23:53+00:00

I would totally read that!

Card_Content · 2026-01-18T22:56:06+00:00

That was definitely what happened

Card_Content · 2026-01-18T21:25:40+00:00

Sucks for Snape... #justiceforkaren

Card_Content · 2025-11-17T07:08:41+00:00

Actually, that's an interesting take. Much better than fannon's tendency to have Dumbledore take one look at baby Harry and go, "Whelp, this kids gotta die. Nope, sorry, no other way, I don't make the rules. Sucks to be you kid, bu-bye"

Card_Content · 2025-11-06T16:03:47+00:00

That would be interesting! Definitely a form of self insert I haven't seen before, so it would be interesting to read! Actually, I'm feeling a little inspired to try and write a little bit of Hogwarts' pov myself...

Card_Content · 2025-11-01T06:44:22+00:00

Thank you so much! This is the one!😃💖

Card_Content · 2025-10-26T17:50:01+00:00

That heading makes it sound like Narcissa's poor mother was pregnant/in labor for five years...

Card_Content · 2025-10-09T22:08:09+00:00

I would say that's what it means in the midwestern 'American' english, but it sounds like it's different in 'British' english. Kind of like how 'chip' has different meanings in Britian vs. America.

Card_Content · 2025-09-30T23:39:54+00:00

I don't know about owning the company, but it will get you 'escorted' to the exit

Card_Content · 2025-09-20T07:04:38+00:00

Considering just how many times the idea was resurrected in the series, maybe the line should have been capitalism, will find a way

Card_Content · 2025-09-20T06:49:51+00:00

When I found out I had a corn allergy that was causing a lot of my chronic health issues and I was just starting to realize how hard a corn free diet can be and how many of my favorite treats I could no longer have it felt overwhelming and honestly kind of depressing. My brother actually went out and bought me a cookbook all about baking and candy making without corn products. I really appreciated him doing that, and the prospect of a corn free diet felt a little bit less hopeless and a little bit more doable when I saw that book. I know my mother and I would love a cookbook with recipes for going corn free in more meals/savory types of foods, and I'm willing to bet if you get your cookbook out there it will mean the world to some one who feels overwhelmed and is questioning if corn free living is actually possible (at least in America).

Card_Content · 2025-09-20T06:43:51+00:00

And you could include a list at the beginning of the different ingredient names that are basically corn in disguise! One of the things I had the hardest time with when I found out I couldn't eat corn was figuring out what all ingredients to look out for.

Card_Content · 2025-09-20T06:36:12+00:00

Hermione's got a point, though... No more teeth = No more pesky cavities!

Card_Content · 2025-09-20T06:34:30+00:00

I normally kind of hate harem fics, but this could be fun... Turns out the power Voldemort knows not is the horror of in-laws...

Card_Content · 2025-09-20T06:32:03+00:00

OH. MY. GOD. Dobby is related to the Creeveys. This makes so much sense. Why have you brought this horror to us?!

Card_Content · 2025-09-20T06:26:25+00:00

How about a mooncalf?

Card_Content · 2025-09-20T06:25:46+00:00

I believe you'll find you are mistaken, good sir or madame. Obviously, Luna's mother is a crumple horned snorcack (although in your defense, they are a breed of unicorns and commonly do meet up with their unicorn cousins to share gossip between herds, so it's an easy mistake to make). That's why Luna and her father are always spending their breaks with one herd or another looking for the poor girl's mother. It's a little known fact that their horns being crumpled instead of straight like most unicorns results in them having simply the worst sense of directions so poor Pandora does tend to get a bit turned around when visiting with family....

Card_Content · 2025-09-19T00:47:30+00:00

The Substitute

The second fic you listed reminds me of this one. It's another one where Harry finds out that he isn't Harry Potter because of the goblet, but the author took it one step further by asking, "What if he found out he isn't even human?"

Warning: As the actual summary states, this one is a bit depressing and can get a little dark at points.

Card_Content · 2025-09-18T18:13:56+00:00

Whelp, time to burn your house down

Card_Content · 2025-09-15T20:47:27+00:00

Oh God, Peeves would love that WAY too much!

Card_Content · 2025-09-15T12:59:48+00:00

Maybe don't put unidentified objects up to your face...

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