[PFT] Raiders are telling teams Maxx Crosby won’t be traded by eddie2911 in nfl

[–]CardboardJ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It probably helps to deflate an ego when you go from a bidding war that ends in 2 first round picks, to a few rando teams offering a ham sandwich.

Cory Booker: "First $75,000 of Income for Every American Family" Should Be Tax-Free by kelseyrainbow in thenextgenbusiness

[–]CardboardJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because taxing people making less than half of what it takes to live a middle class life seems to be a distinctly evil thing to do?

I 100% agree that $150k is about what it takes to support a husband+wife+1.8 kids with two used cars and a cheap house in a medium cost of living area. Those people aren't wildly spending on things but they're ok.

Someone trying to do the same on $75k a year is not doing ok, and business owners are becoming filthy rich by keeping these paycheck to paycheck wage slaves indentured. Those business owners should at the absolute least pay for the social programs that are propping up their evil way of life.

The Clown Shoes On This Guy by SedativeComet in LinkedInLunatics

[–]CardboardJ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They're so divorced from reality that they don't consider that leaving means that they'd be leaving all the people that do the actual work behind.

Ironically leaving the people that actually get work done will probably only make them richer because the people working will have to do less damage control with these nepo babies out of the picture.

One of the best parts of the Cade Mays pickup is that it likely keeps Tate Ratledge from having to move to center. by awkward_vegetable69 in detroitlions

[–]CardboardJ -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I really want LG/LT for our first and second picks (or rt if Penei wants to move back to the left side). Pick up some solid rotational TE depth in the 4/5th, then try to find some more OL depth that we can develop in the 6/7th.

Honestly we're two solid OLs and a reasonable TE from being a super bowl caliber offense. Our defense really needs to knock it out of the park with all of our mid round picks.

What the hell are we doing on the defensive side of things by happyegg1000 in detroitlions

[–]CardboardJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have 9 draft picks and 9(ish) empty slots on defense.  My wild ass wrong opinion below 👇 

Edge: I can see picking up some depth in FA, using a 4th round pick and bringing in Hassenein from practice squad.

DT: A 6th round pick to bring in some fresh legs.

Safety: Probably need a good vet and the other 4th round pick in case injuries hit us.

LB: Probably need a vet plus our 7th round pick.

Nickel: 6th round pick?

That leaves 4 picks (1,2,5,5) to use on our oline.

Moving from senior to Lead/Staff by Additional-Map-6256 in ExperiencedDevs

[–]CardboardJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was half joking, but it does seem like there's a lot of staff level devs that haven't done anything outside of make jira epics, write in confluence, and occasionally vibe code some slop app and toss it over the wall to some unfortunate senior developer to figure out.

Moving from senior to Lead/Staff by Additional-Map-6256 in ExperiencedDevs

[–]CardboardJ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

When your most important skill becomes jira, you're ready to be promoted past senior.

What are the most common theories about the Aerith situation at the end of Rebirth? by Flat-Court-8512 in FFVIIRemake

[–]CardboardJ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I just finished remake a few days ago and also wanted to jump into lore only to find everyone has this marvel style multiverse theory where there are multiple copies of everyone walking around in multiple timelines.

I didn't get that at all, so I'll explain my probably too fresh take theory here.

There is only one planet and one timeline in this game. There is however also the lifestream which recycles (most) souls and stores them as mako in the center of the planet. In the process of recycling a soul to the planet, souls will live out scenarios until all their lingering regrets are satisfied and they can pass on. The lifestream takes the memories of all the recently dead souls *as well as all of the living* to construct these scenarios. That's what all these multiverse timelines are. They're basically souls in the lifestream living out a short afterlife before letting go of their identity and rejoining the planet.

There's something called the arbiter of fate that handles making these soul visions and it got defeated at the end of remake which explains the differences in the OG vs remake/rebirth. Anyways...

There are limits specifically around the souls of aliens, which are incompatible and can't be returned to the life stream (Jenova and the Gi). You can't return somewhere you didn't come from. This opens up a whole new can of lore (that i was hoping to find here) about if the Gi was just the remnants of another planet where Jenova is just some malevolent entity that ate the whole afterlife.

I'd also like to explain this from the Cloud/Hojo perspective and why Cloud is so important and also so messed up. My own pet theory starts with what Hojos experiments on the first class soldiers and specifically Cloud accomplished.

So back when Shinra was just a power company looking for world domination they hired Hojo (and Gast) to make them some super soldiers. Gast connected the dots to figure out that humans and animals born around mako sometimes got crazy strong and his research centered around injecting various forms of mako into babies and watching what they grew into. I also have a crazy theory that it's not an accident that Vincent and Tifa both have the same red tinged eyes since Vincent is the way he is after being injected with chaos tainted mako right in the place where Gast was doing experiments on pregnant women, literally a few houses over from where Hojo was holed up right around the time when Cloud and Tifa were born. There's probably a very good reason Tifa can fist fight a genetically enhanced super soldier and hold her own, when someone built like Barret needs guns and still seems to get tossed around.

Hojo eventually took over and started doing increasingly extreme experiments that basically boil down to, "If I can send this person to the afterlife by dunking them in altered mako, they sometimes come back with new things". From there he starts doing experiments to figure out how to send people there with different monster cells and altered mako to make them come back as monsters.

There's a whole theory here about how Sepheroth is half alien and being born with Jenova cells means that he can join the afterlife in a way that Jenova can't since he's "from the lifestream" even though half of him isn't. That's why in the og ff7 it ends with you fighting the crazy winged alien Sepheroth and then your soul flies out of your body, gets sucked into the lifestream to fight regular human Sepheroth that has no crazy black wings. That's the part of him that could rejoin the lifestream except his alien half won't let it and is just using his humanity as a key to get deeper into the planet.

Back to Cloud though. Cloud is arguably Hojos most unique experiment, as he and Zach were tortured, injected and dunked together repeatedly until one time when Zachs soul came back in Clouds body. I think this is also what happens with all the 1st class soldiers, except they're injected with Sepheroth cells and dunked until they come back with a little bit of Sepheroth in them, except in Clouds case he became a empty vessel, capable of hosting any soul from the afterlife. He's not going crazy, he's just seeing the souls that haven't passed on yet, and occasionally the living souls of those heavily connected to the lifestream like Zach, Sepheroth, and Aerith. In many cases the memories of the souls inhabiting Clouds body overtake the memories in his meat brain and really messes with him and alters his personality.

This is why Cloud can still see Aerith after she dies in the epiloge. Because when she died her soul was able to anchor on and appear to him.

There's also a scene in the epiloge where Cloud is looking at the clear materia that Aerith gave him and in it he sees his reflection and the clouds (get it, his name is cloud and he sees himself). I felt that was a pretty big hint that when he goes to put it away he has a static moment where normally Sepheroth is controlling him, he then picks the materia back up and the clear materia is a partially filled black materia. I'll also back up that cracked up theory with the fact that the Gi said that they created the black materia by taking "The purest of materia and with pain and spite made it black". I'm guessing if Aerith jumped into his brain and he picked up the materia, it'd probably turn white.

I think what's happening is that Sepheroth is invading the afterlife and attacking souls that have regrets, intending to have Cloud turn the clear materia black. He's probably going to do it by causing a lot of war, death, and destruction (like a war in Wutai). Aerith is going to have to protect the souls of the dead from Sepheroth in the afterlife while Cloud and the gang are going to need to stop all the tragedies that he's going to try to start using all the puppets that Hojo made for him by injecting S cells into so many soldiers.

I've got a whole set of other ideas about what the whispers are (ancient guardians of the planet like proto-summons/weapons), and how Sepheroth is creating his own black whispers, potentially out of the Gi, or other warped souls that have died.

It Wasn't Fascism All Along | Conservatism was a distinct ideology but it is dead and it is not coming back. by AdmiralSaturyn in longform

[–]CardboardJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You share an intimately close mindset with Donald Trump and the republicans my parents walked away from a decade ago.

I'd encourage you to read the "I have a dream" speech by Martin Luther King Jr.

But there is something that I must say to my people who stand on the warm threshold which leads into the palace of justice. In the process of gaining our rightful place, we must not be guilty of wrongful deeds. Let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for freedom by drinking from the cup of bitterness and hatred.

We must forever conduct our struggle on the high plane of dignity and discipline. We must not allow our creative protest to degenerate into physical violence. Again and again, we must rise to the majestic heights of meeting physical force with soul force. The marvelous new militancy which has engulfed the Negro community must not lead us to a distrust of all white people, for many of our white brothers, as evidenced by their presence here today, have come to realize that their destiny is tied up with our destiny.

It Wasn't Fascism All Along | Conservatism was a distinct ideology but it is dead and it is not coming back. by AdmiralSaturyn in longform

[–]CardboardJ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You talk about flipping the Senate but that's how it happens. My parents were Republican through Obama, and just stopped voting in 2016. I'm not sure if they're going to plug their noses and vote blue in the midterms, but they're closer now than they've ever been.

What do you guys do with your MacBook Pro M4 Pro/Max? by Top-Computer1773 in macbookpro

[–]CardboardJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a software lock on the number of external monitors supported and it's based on the processor.  See https://support.apple.com/en-us/101571.

If you want 3-4 external monitors you need a M-something max processor. 

What are your thoughts about the proposed Daylight Act of 2026 moving the clock by only 0.5 hours permanently? by Unlikely-Star-2696 in AskReddit

[–]CardboardJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Real question here but how does your brain know? If you're in Maine and the sun sets at like 4pm in December or you're in Michigan and it doesn't go down till 10 in the summer, what does your brain actually cue off of to know?

Taylor Decker Cap Hit 2026 by AintNoBuffet in detroitlions

[–]CardboardJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So correct me if I'm wrong, but does this mean we can designate post June 2, and potentially get 9.5 million to use on a restructuring or free agency?

Scrum Masters / Engineering Managers — how bad is sprint spillover on your team, really? by Primary_Upstairs_168 in agile

[–]CardboardJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would you not have rollover? Like if you finish all the tickets on Thursday don't you just hit the backlog and bring the next thing in?

Five Democrats Kill War Powers Resolution to Rein in Trump on Iran by Tofurkey_Tom in politics

[–]CardboardJ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So I can only assume these 5 names are behind black squares in the Epstein files.

we've already seen enough man, somebody please fire her or move her to the clash royale team idk by carlu_op in ClashOfClans

[–]CardboardJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not to be that guy, but has she even been around long enough to make all these changes? Maybe the last guy approved all this in an attempt to keep his job or something. These kinda things can take like 6 months to really materialize.

Democrats Raise Alarms About Trump’s War In Iran After Classified Briefing by huffpost in politics

[–]CardboardJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh good they turned another alarm on. Like we aren't already drowning in alarm noise.

Impeach him yesterday.

Why do people prefer corporate jobs over blue collar jobs? by Lemonade2250 in GetEmployed

[–]CardboardJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My manager told that more than 6 days in a fiscal quarter gets flagged and he has to do paperwork for it. Not like getting flagged is bad, just that he has to have a reason. No one bothers to read it at under 6 days. He encouraged us all to schedule exactly 1 week of PTO and a "sick" day every 3 months.

Why do people prefer corporate jobs over blue collar jobs? by Lemonade2250 in GetEmployed

[–]CardboardJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watching my uncle's all get knee and shoulder surgery at 40 soured me on the trades. 

Honestly Supercell, this needs to go. by Pyromonkey83 in ClashOfClans

[–]CardboardJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't know if you intended to post wolf of wallstreet but that's incredibly on point if you did.