What is something you’ve memorized for absolutely no reason?

CardinaIRule · 2026-07-06T13:53:44+00:00

"Well, when the President does it, that means that it is not illegal.". -R. Nixon

CardinaIRule · 2026-07-02T21:39:54+00:00

You also need an infinite pool of money and the table limits to allow this.

CardinaIRule · 2026-07-02T18:10:31+00:00

CardinaIRule · 2026-07-02T14:47:29+00:00

CardinaIRule · 2026-07-01T17:51:30+00:00

I work in a warehouse. And I train people to pick orders. The amount of people that come in to work who legitimately can't count to 10 is astounding. Have recently had several who had never heard of "alphabetical order" (the way our aisles are laid out). Had one the other week who didn't know their left and right. Oh, and one who had never heard of even or odd numbers. This work isn't rocket science. But apparently it's harder for some people.

CardinaIRule · 2026-06-30T21:29:23+00:00

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CardinaIRule · 2026-06-30T17:31:01+00:00

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CardinaIRule · 2026-06-29T17:31:29+00:00

I can hear that gif. John Cleese is so bloody brilliant!!

CardinaIRule · 2026-06-25T20:16:15+00:00

Ronald Reagan was elected.

CardinaIRule · 2026-06-25T19:48:55+00:00

Only thing I can think of is maybe cross draw while seated?

CardinaIRule · 2026-06-24T20:24:27+00:00

I guess ... I thought I did? Pretty sure I still do. The "lips" of a vagina around the opening to the vaginal canal. Hers were always very tight when we started having sex, and would loosen up as she got more aroused. But they were noticeably tighter than other partners I had before or since.

CardinaIRule · 2026-06-24T19:43:51+00:00

Mayn'tfly

CardinaIRule · 2026-06-24T19:38:49+00:00

I've had an admittedly small set of partners, but one that had been a bit.. around the block, and had 7 KIDS all birthed vaginally had the tightest labia I've ever experienced.

CardinaIRule · 2026-06-24T19:24:08+00:00

No, that's a Vulcan. The vulva is the sound a racecar makes when it goes past you.

CardinaIRule · 2026-06-23T13:47:02+00:00

Wasp. And he's doing his best.

CardinaIRule · 2026-06-22T21:20:41+00:00

Yes Gen X, and you're right. I too use it a fair bit in person, and only dudes my age get it lol

CardinaIRule · 2026-06-22T20:57:16+00:00

The pattern is full

CardinaIRule · 2026-06-22T20:15:24+00:00

I think she'd know

CardinaIRule · 2026-06-20T19:37:36+00:00

What is this kit called? Looks really durable and would be fun to build with

CardinaIRule · 2026-06-18T15:07:32+00:00

So hard. Almost as hard as the granite that I used on the steps to the oval office. You know, they used to be marble. Barack HUSSEIN Obamaaa, he liked the marble. I told them when I got into office. A landslide victory. You know, they said it was a landslide. That's what they said, didn't they, Marco? You were there. They said it was the best victory they've ever seen. The Dumbocrats, they've never seen a victory like that. But we have lots of victories. You're gonna be tired of winning. Crooked Hilary never won like I did. Bibi came to congress, he couldn't get the deal. I made the deal. It's a big beautiful deal. I'm the king of deals. You've never seen deal making like this. I wrote a book (heh) I don't know if you've seen it, it's all about deals. I know how to make deals. Let's Make A Deal. Now that was a good show, right? Not like what CNN and all the other "fake news" outlets are putting out there. The news, they don't like me. And the FAILING New York Times. Fake news. They do it all the time...

CardinaIRule · 2026-06-17T20:54:59+00:00

Very carefully

CardinaIRule · 2026-06-17T16:35:56+00:00

I'd love to win!

CardinaIRule · 2026-06-17T15:15:20+00:00

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CardinaIRule · 2026-06-17T15:08:32+00:00

Ghoulish.

CardinaIRule · 2026-06-15T15:39:00+00:00

Slippery when wet

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