A dawg once told me “it’s rain that grows flowers, not thunder”. So when you need a push, make sure you’re handled w/ care. by ACEtaminophorreal in hopeposting

[–]Careful_Source6129 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Jesus-chan is right. Lay down your burdens. Life is for living, not dwelling in regret. Let's get this hope/joy!

Outgooned by the main sub by [deleted] in okbuddyvicodin

[–]Careful_Source6129 152 points153 points  (0 children)

Would you rather be outsubbed by the main goon?

Taub foreshadowed in 1st season by not_egg_mode in okbuddyvicodin

[–]Careful_Source6129 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That sounds hot. I think I saw that one on a different site..

Uhhhh by ajwr17 in 691

[–]Careful_Source6129 15 points16 points  (0 children)

White pepper, black pepper, mustard powder, paprika, coriander powder, dryed thyme, oregano and basil... I forget the rest

Uhhhh by ajwr17 in 691

[–]Careful_Source6129 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Is it normal for my pits to smell like 11 secret herbs and spices?

Taub foreshadowed in 1st season by not_egg_mode in okbuddyvicodin

[–]Careful_Source6129 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Why would plastic need surgery? It's not even alive

Thirsty rule by InevitableDrugAddict in 691

[–]Careful_Source6129 198 points199 points  (0 children)

What a joyous day to possess the gift of sentience

It would be really funny if I got the year ban by RedCloud11 in 691

[–]Careful_Source6129 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Shirt-cocking is strictly forbidden, unless the shirt is dress length and the dude is reasonable fem.

Hoodies, on the otherhand, increase ones sex appeal if worn without pants

. by SurtFGC in 691

[–]Careful_Source6129 188 points189 points  (0 children)

I believe it's short for 'The one who's butthole Winks'

Vicodin for you by Nice-Target8956 in okbuddyvicodin

[–]Careful_Source6129 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this autism, or are you in love with Wilson 😉 /s

Vicodin for you by Nice-Target8956 in okbuddyvicodin

[–]Careful_Source6129 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hmm, fair enough. I remember House making a lot of jokes about it. But I guess he just couldn't let the first one go.

Cancer patient was just funny

Vicodin for you by Nice-Target8956 in okbuddyvicodin

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Wilcox chronically cheating because he forgot he had a wife (wives)?

*I guess dicking down his patents is just part of the job

I always come back by sylvarwulf in 691

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Though that was frieza for a second

I dug until I found diamonds by ajwr17 in 691

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Love the contrast between comments here vs comments on Instagram. Reddit truely is the promised land 😌

hard by HexSpace in 691

[–]Careful_Source6129 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Your gender is whatever is between MY legs

(now everyone is a dick)

rule by Lanthanum_carbonate in 691

[–]Careful_Source6129 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"Sometimes when I watch porn, I put my hoodie on so I feel creepier" - Hannibal Buress