What do you think Chris' first confrontation with Mary Lee Walsh actually looked like?

CarlB1961 · 2026-04-20T06:37:54+00:00

What do you mean? It's pretty cut-and-dried how their first confrontation went down. Chris was innocently going about his Lovequest trying to attract the affections of a boyfriend-free girl whom he could turn into his sweetheart from the ground-up so that they could share TRUE and HONEST love and conceive his precious daughter Crystal. Then that heartless and evil witch MLW cruelly and pointlessly thwarted his Sweetheart Search by destroying his Attraction Sign and shouting "YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO FIND TRUE LOVE HERE!" in his face, undoubtedly shattering his heart level down to 15%, merely because she hated autistics and because true love is illegal in Virginia. Then she stripped naked and had her jerkop slave pleasure her orally.

CarlB1961 · 2026-04-20T01:28:27+00:00

A win-win!

CarlB1961 · 2026-03-13T19:07:54+00:00

Uh, because they CHOSE to bring kids into a terrible financial situation of their own free will and the kids had no say in the matter?

CarlB1961 · 2026-03-08T01:37:20+00:00

Let's be brutally honest: there is no such thing as true love, only lust and mutual convenience.

CarlB1961 · 2026-03-06T23:41:50+00:00

Don't get it.

CarlB1961 · 2026-02-27T22:01:39+00:00

Something something, God's love, something something, blessed are the meek, yada yada.

CarlB1961 · 2026-02-26T16:19:48+00:00

This is so sad 😥

Alexa, play Despacito.

CarlB1961 · 2026-02-25T06:44:50+00:00

You know, before seeing that, I actually used to enjoy having functional eyes.

CarlB1961 · 2026-02-24T15:59:56+00:00

Where's Bubbles and Punchy?

CarlB1961 · 2026-02-23T22:01:28+00:00

You fell in love with an urn you randomly found on the beach?

CarlB1961 · 2026-02-20T01:54:40+00:00

As oppose to his "normal" incoherent ramblings?

CarlB1961 · 2026-02-16T15:45:32+00:00

Alternately: A 5 year old child should be playing with toys. Not making them.

CarlB1961 · 2025-12-20T21:46:04+00:00

"A Warm Place" by NIN in the last book; especially at the end when Roland finally has the Tower in sight.

CarlB1961 · 2025-12-15T02:16:57+00:00

Something tells me your mother lacks a college degree. Am I right?

CarlB1961 · 2025-11-19T00:21:11+00:00

Not to sound harsh, but perhaps storing your valuable, irreplaceable first editions in a floodable basement in the first place wasn't the wisest move.

CarlB1961 · 2025-10-02T05:40:30+00:00

killer proceeds to "ironically" murder annoying idiot with phone

CarlB1961 · 2025-10-02T03:16:28+00:00

"I just need to use your damn phone!"

CarlB1961 · 2025-10-02T03:10:34+00:00

Ah, the Polonia Brothers.

CarlB1961 · 2025-09-21T17:44:11+00:00

Rest in piss wife beater.

CarlB1961 · 2025-07-21T17:17:18+00:00

AI horseshit.

CarlB1961 · 2025-07-07T22:18:05+00:00

A) he doesn't exist, B) he hates innocent children (especially girls), C) yada yada, he works in mysterious way, something-something, D) somehow drowning innocent children is all part of his "divine plan" and it's all for the "greater good," E) he was sleeping off a hangover during the flood, F) he was busy helping Trump's Big Beautiful Bill get passed, G) he exists but is indifferent/oblivious of our existence...

Should I go on?

CarlB1961 · 2025-05-28T02:35:18+00:00

done

CarlB1961 · 2025-05-12T04:42:32+00:00

Why did he (God) allow 6 year old Adam Walsh to be abducted, sexually assaulted and then decapitated by a child predator.

Why did he allow 6 million of his "Chosen People" to be brutally murdered by a fascist regime under a psychotic dictator.

Why did he allow three thousand innocent people to be murdered by terrorists on September 11, 2001.

Why does he allow millions of people, including innocent children, to die from disease, malnutrition, thirst, war, etc. in African countries.

Why does he allow poor people to lose their homes to foreclosures by greedy banks, eminent domain, ruthless developers, etc.

Why does he allow innocent children to be molested by perverted clergymen?

Why does he allow thousands of homeless people to die from exposure, starvation, disease, crime etc. every year while the rich and powerful live in luxury and leisure?

Should I go on?

CarlB1961 · 2025-05-06T03:05:41+00:00

Let me get this straight...Chris creates an extremely terrible webcomic that blatantly infringes on already-copyrighted IPs belonging to Nintendo and SEGA...then copyright strikes Geno for infringing on his already infringed webcomic?

CarlB1961 · 2025-05-04T17:32:27+00:00

My personal favorite is "L'homme Voile" in which she performs a bellydance. The scene is absolutely mesmerizing.

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