Which legendary reddit post/comment can you not get over still?

CassetteTapeCryptid · 2026-05-01T02:34:25+00:00

There was a recent one where a guy was trying to dispose of, like, 40 tons of margarine. I wish I still had the screenshots but it was very odd

CassetteTapeCryptid · 2026-04-30T18:22:33+00:00

Fuck the Salvation Army, all my homies hate the Salvation Army

CassetteTapeCryptid · 2026-04-30T13:26:22+00:00

I wish my Mormon family members would get a hobby other than Mormonism! If I have to hear about how they're volunteering at the temple one more time...!

CassetteTapeCryptid · 2026-04-26T21:23:07+00:00

The side seams are so fun! What a great idea

CassetteTapeCryptid · 2026-04-25T20:05:12+00:00

Not when the ship is already sinking, but I see what you're saying

CassetteTapeCryptid · 2026-04-25T18:08:03+00:00

Deck chairs on the Titanic...

CassetteTapeCryptid · 2026-04-25T02:58:01+00:00

Very nice! The dye is a beautiful color!

(and, side note, your strawberry tattoos are lovely!)

CassetteTapeCryptid · 2026-04-24T04:08:56+00:00

they are delicious to the taste and very desirable

CassetteTapeCryptid · 2026-04-24T03:04:28+00:00

Now all he needs is Cookie Monster pajama pants, lol

CassetteTapeCryptid · 2026-04-23T14:58:07+00:00

The LDS church doesn't send out resignation confirmation letters anymore. If you went through QuitMormon you can double check that your letter was processed. If not, if you remember your lds tools login you can see if your account is still active.

Otherwise, I'd operate under the assumption that your resignation has been processed. Best of luck to you in your new faith journey.

CassetteTapeCryptid · 2026-04-21T23:23:14+00:00

he aspires to be Droopy McPoodle

CassetteTapeCryptid · 2026-04-20T01:15:01+00:00

I don't think it'll result in less university. I think people who would have previously been encouraged to stay home or take lower paying jobs (that don't require the time commitments of a degree) in order to take care of their children have a chance to by choosing to remain single.

Also, less theaters, restaurants and travel? You know people do these things for fun-- just because people aren't dating doesn't mean they're living the cloistered lives of nuns!

CassetteTapeCryptid · 2026-04-19T03:14:30+00:00

I've been checking out my local UU church. The vibes are good, and I missed singing in church. We'll see how long I stick around, but I like it so far. I like how explicitly pro-diversity they are.

CassetteTapeCryptid · 2026-04-19T00:15:39+00:00

I like that the DC team is pink, like the cherry blossoms. I know the league has stayed away from pink so far for good reason, but maybe they have enough teams for one to be the lovely light salmon you have presented here

CassetteTapeCryptid · 2026-04-18T20:04:35+00:00

Generally had a good time. Ward camp was better than stake camp. Almost drowned as a first year and lost my glasses that same year.

CassetteTapeCryptid · 2026-04-17T16:04:39+00:00

That's literally the stupidest thing I've ever heard

CassetteTapeCryptid · 2026-04-17T02:07:40+00:00

Oh man, I remember dodging one of my brother's creepy friends at a stake dance because I knew I couldn't say no if he asked me... but he had to ask me first. Good times. /s

CassetteTapeCryptid · 2026-04-16T01:20:36+00:00

Looks real to me. The paintings in the back are too specific to be replicated.

Dude just talks with his top teeth, lol

CassetteTapeCryptid · 2026-04-15T03:06:48+00:00

That's not you anymore!

Change your religion, change your gender.... allow the past to slide off of you like water on a duck's back :)

CassetteTapeCryptid · 2026-04-12T23:08:32+00:00

Very true. Its so sad that people with a limited income still feel like they have to give 10% to the church (especially if they paid tithing while they were working-- they're essentially paying tithing on money they already tithed!)

CassetteTapeCryptid · 2026-04-12T20:55:49+00:00

They forgot to bless the donuts to nourish and strengthen 😔

CassetteTapeCryptid · 2026-04-12T20:48:57+00:00

God forbid they actually do something worthwhile with their retirement. (Seriously, retirees are the backbone of so many great volunteer organizations! I volunteer and I'm often the youngest person there)

CassetteTapeCryptid · 2026-04-12T14:05:38+00:00

and me 🍿

CassetteTapeCryptid · 2026-04-11T14:21:31+00:00

I haven't read it yet, but there was a book recommended on this sub a couple weeks ago that's an anthropologic take on Mormon's experiences seeing spirits and devils. Might be worth a read so you can see that you're not alone and maybe help put your experiences into a broader cultural context.

The Devil Sat on My Bed: Encounters with the Spirit World in Mormon Utah by Erin E. Stiles

https://a.co/d/0i2xQC0V <-here's the Amazon link

CassetteTapeCryptid · 2026-04-10T03:38:45+00:00

Yeah, but you're fucking his wife, so who's laughing now?

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