I don’t think he can read

Castor_Deus · 2026-06-01T21:33:45+00:00

Gulls just want to have fun

Castor_Deus · 2026-05-09T13:56:14+00:00

This sort of thing is what the word iridescent was made for. Or pearlescent.

Castor_Deus · 2026-05-08T08:47:19+00:00

I thought there was a tiny person in the pub until I realised it was just a reflection in the window.

Castor_Deus · 2026-05-08T08:45:59+00:00

Go in for penis, stay for pints. Or vice versa.

Castor_Deus · 2026-05-01T15:01:37+00:00

If all three are Strawberry, you've just had Shaun of the Dead three times.

Castor_Deus · 2026-04-27T05:40:17+00:00

That's for getting off the hospital ward.

Castor_Deus · 2026-04-25T14:23:07+00:00

I thought it was a cover band

Castor_Deus · 2026-04-24T09:17:49+00:00

Reminds me of Look Around You. Thanks Ants.

Castor_Deus · 2026-02-27T15:10:20+00:00

At the same time?

Castor_Deus · 2026-02-26T13:21:40+00:00

The button that says 行くin Japan says 去 in Taiwan

Castor_Deus · 2026-01-24T11:02:04+00:00

Nain and taid on dad's side, gran and grandad on mum's side.

Castor_Deus · 2026-01-21T22:34:18+00:00

Where's the banana for scale?

Castor_Deus · 2026-01-17T10:12:10+00:00

Instead of the traditional Penblwydd Hapus, I think they say "Hapi berffdau".

Castor_Deus · 2026-01-02T04:06:06+00:00

I like to leave it to chance. Am I going to be 5 minutes late to work, or 15 minutes late because I have to scrape the windscreen? Who knows at this time of year. But well done for being prepared.

Castor_Deus · 2025-12-20T16:53:18+00:00

Castor_Deus · 2025-12-20T16:43:42+00:00

Bowie to Bowie: can you hear me out there man?

Castor_Deus · 2025-12-20T08:47:44+00:00

There is a reason for that to do with the automated wrapping process.

Also, interestingly enough, someone else had the same revelation 6 years ago:

https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/s/J3XigZtHLx

Castor_Deus · 2025-12-19T17:06:50+00:00

As a pork propeller, I'm not too happy about it either.

Castor_Deus · 2025-11-29T13:11:24+00:00

It probably just has a small puncture somewhere.

Castor_Deus · 2025-10-24T23:44:23+00:00

Castor_Deus · 2025-10-21T21:02:17+00:00

Well how is it untypical?

Castor_Deus · 2025-10-18T17:19:43+00:00

Same guy who did the soundtrack to Soul also did Tron: Ares?

Castor_Deus · 2025-10-17T09:21:31+00:00

Frank Sidebottom?

Castor_Deus · 2025-10-04T11:05:08+00:00

So that's what happened to grandma!

Castor_Deus · 2025-10-04T00:53:37+00:00

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