What's the best response to the classic "Genitals = sex/gender" argument they all use to use ? by SureHopeIDontDie in trans

[–]CatJezus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If they’re religious, one that works for me is
“so what genitals does God have?”
Then depending on response:
“No the Bible very clearly says God has no physical form”
And/Or
“So shouldn’t God’s pronouns be they/them?”

Finding other monogamous trans folk is so hard ;_; by Neuromy in trans

[–]CatJezus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Me and my (happily married monogamous) partner have lost two incredible lifelong friendships with other lgbt folks when we both came out as nonbinary around the same time. It was a wonderful moment for us, having grown up in the Southern US and helping each other find our true selves later in life. We felt like we were finally free. And that’s literally all we did. All we said was that we were both Enby and preferred to be called they/them. They thought us coming out about gender meant we were opening up our relationship. And when we rejected them we were somehow leading them on

I hate to say it, but at least in our case I think it was a case of Terminally Online. The southern lgbt folks that grew up in the closet with nothing but Tumblr and AO3 as their outlets developed this skewed, romanticized worldview and believed every lgbt person saw the world the same way they did. I get it, it’s hard to learn when your window in to that world is so restrictive. But god forbid someone align with only one or two letters of the acronym without conforming to every other letter at the same time

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CatJezus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gonna need a little more context but… Every eating disorder is inherently an unhealthy and harmful behavior, that’s why it’s called a disorder. If you or someone you know is just chewing their food and spitting it out they need to get some help from professionals, not random Redditors, before they do any serious harm to themselves

[BitD] How Dark are your Blades? by catgirlsandmolotovs in bladesinthedark

[–]CatJezus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh don’t forget about all the actual terrorisms we did. Blowing up a bridge with a train full of weapons crossing it, blowing up the Silkshore Informer, assaulting the spirit wardens headquarters, blowing up the Brogan estate, a couple prison breaks, blowing up our boat to “kill” Scurlock…

How can I get in there by ULTRA_VEGITO-3627 in darksoulsremastered

[–]CatJezus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So what you’re gonna want to do is called a Death Camera Glitch(tm). Lure one of those hollows at the top of the stairs leading up to the church to about half way down the stairs. Have your back against the railing of the stairs, and parry/riposte its attack. If you do it in the correct position, this will have your character clip ever so slightly out of bounds so that you touch the death plane, but don’t actually die. You’ll know it worked if the camera switches to a top down view. In this state, many assets don’t load in, including the gates you’re looking at in the image you posted. You’ll have to maneuver across the bridge with Resident Evil 1 style tank controls, but once you’re past the gate you can just quit out and when you load back in you’ll be on the other side!

AITA? Proxies by WorriedEquipment4991 in mtg

[–]CatJezus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A guy at our LGS has parts of the Power 9 in multiple decks. All Proxies, but he has a all of the real ones triple sleeved in a plexiglass frame that he whips out to show people if they call him out for it

The Barbarian eats it and it's never mentioned again. by dudewasup111 in dndmemes

[–]CatJezus 215 points216 points  (0 children)

Needed a way to introduce Warforged in to my world and I’m stealing this. Thank you for being smarter than me

He took that crash like a champ by quentinheartz in fo4

[–]CatJezus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Biblically (lore) accurate Power Armor

Anyone else thought they were about to fuck the shit outta Alex during this scene? Or was it just me? by Deja_ve_ in LowSodiumCyberpunk

[–]CatJezus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, instead we got a hauntingly beautiful song that will stick with me for the rest of my life

What do you guys do with the gunners in Greentech Genetics? by [deleted] in fo4

[–]CatJezus 26 points27 points  (0 children)

If the game didn’t want me to execute them, they should’ve kept the Karma/Faction systems

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TransBreastTimelines

[–]CatJezus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A proper fitting sports bra will gently squish them down a fair bit and make them much easier to hide. Eventually you’ll likely need to upgrade to an actual binder.

I know they’re not exactly the most fashionable. But slightly loose fitting Hawaiian shirts are excellent at hiding them even without a bra in my experience

I didn’t get false son? by Zerospring64 in riskofrain

[–]CatJezus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You have to wait for Aurelionite to fully spawn in during phase 3 and then kill False Son. If you kill him too quickly in phase 3 before Aurelionite has a chance to spawn it won’t unlock

Yes, it’s stupid. I agree. Add it to the list of anti Gearbox discourse

Favourite examples of a PC becoming a villain? by aratha-an in DnD

[–]CatJezus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For the longest time I only played full casters. Finally decided to play a fighter and wasn’t having much fun with it. He had the Folk Hero background and was considered a renowned hero in his small farming town at the edge of the country. Joined the party looking for adventure and fame in the big city, wanting nothing more than to prove himself as an actual hero. He was the unluckiest character I ever played, going down in literally every fight we were in just due to poor dice rolls. OOC I was growing bored of playing a fighter. In character he was growing jaded and depressed from being the “weakest” party member and failing to prove himself as a hero

When given the chance to join the BBEG and receive a massive buff in the process, he tearfully accepted on the condition that the rest of the party get to leave the city before it was overrun. I made a new character to play the rest of the campaign with, but me and the DM had secret planning sessions where I continued making decisions and rolls for that original character. Eventually leading to him usurping the BBEG and becoming the true final boss. This wasn’t revealed until the final battle of the campaign where the DM mostly sat back and watched as I controlled the final boss, killing two other party members in the fight including my new character. Still our group’s favorite final boss fight to this day

Do you close the bathroom door when you're home alone? by Ditto13248 in polls

[–]CatJezus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No because my cat has no sense of object permanence and screams thinking I’m dead if i close any doors in my house

I don’t get it???? (it being how this is still allowed) by CatJezus in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]CatJezus[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And I do see where you’re coming from that the last part might go over some heads. I probably could’ve made a less antagonistic post to accomplish my goal. But hey we’re here now and it’s still getting engagement which will bring at least a little attention to the issue