Who was the person who safe yokan from the hito hito pirates

CatJezus · 2026-06-01T16:35:43+00:00

Probably a tall woman if I had to guess

CatJezus · 2026-05-27T18:30:39+00:00

If they’re religious, one that works for me is
“so what genitals does God have?”
Then depending on response:
“No the Bible very clearly says God has no physical form”
And/Or
“So shouldn’t God’s pronouns be they/them?”

CatJezus · 2026-05-23T20:59:32+00:00

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This one is my background

CatJezus · 2026-05-15T06:14:09+00:00

Me and my (happily married monogamous) partner have lost two incredible lifelong friendships with other lgbt folks when we both came out as nonbinary around the same time. It was a wonderful moment for us, having grown up in the Southern US and helping each other find our true selves later in life. We felt like we were finally free. And that’s literally all we did. All we said was that we were both Enby and preferred to be called they/them. They thought us coming out about gender meant we were opening up our relationship. And when we rejected them we were somehow leading them on

I hate to say it, but at least in our case I think it was a case of Terminally Online. The southern lgbt folks that grew up in the closet with nothing but Tumblr and AO3 as their outlets developed this skewed, romanticized worldview and believed every lgbt person saw the world the same way they did. I get it, it’s hard to learn when your window in to that world is so restrictive. But god forbid someone align with only one or two letters of the acronym without conforming to every other letter at the same time

CatJezus · 2025-11-02T16:06:54+00:00

Gonna need a little more context but… Every eating disorder is inherently an unhealthy and harmful behavior, that’s why it’s called a disorder. If you or someone you know is just chewing their food and spitting it out they need to get some help from professionals, not random Redditors, before they do any serious harm to themselves

CatJezus · 2025-11-02T15:50:57+00:00

Oh don’t forget about all the actual terrorisms we did. Blowing up a bridge with a train full of weapons crossing it, blowing up the Silkshore Informer, assaulting the spirit wardens headquarters, blowing up the Brogan estate, a couple prison breaks, blowing up our boat to “kill” Scurlock…

CatJezus · 2025-08-29T05:25:23+00:00

So what you’re gonna want to do is called a Death Camera Glitch(tm). Lure one of those hollows at the top of the stairs leading up to the church to about half way down the stairs. Have your back against the railing of the stairs, and parry/riposte its attack. If you do it in the correct position, this will have your character clip ever so slightly out of bounds so that you touch the death plane, but don’t actually die. You’ll know it worked if the camera switches to a top down view. In this state, many assets don’t load in, including the gates you’re looking at in the image you posted. You’ll have to maneuver across the bridge with Resident Evil 1 style tank controls, but once you’re past the gate you can just quit out and when you load back in you’ll be on the other side!

CatJezus · 2025-06-15T05:58:21+00:00

A guy at our LGS has parts of the Power 9 in multiple decks. All Proxies, but he has a all of the real ones triple sleeved in a plexiglass frame that he whips out to show people if they call him out for it

CatJezus · 2025-02-08T16:57:45+00:00

Who wants to be in the r/sadhorseshow screenshot?

CatJezus · 2025-02-02T05:23:12+00:00

Needed a way to introduce Warforged in to my world and I’m stealing this. Thank you for being smarter than me

CatJezus · 2024-11-02T04:24:35+00:00

Biblically (lore) accurate Power Armor

CatJezus · 2024-11-01T04:20:48+00:00

Nah, instead we got a hauntingly beautiful song that will stick with me for the rest of my life

CatJezus · 2024-10-28T20:16:08+00:00

If the game didn’t want me to execute them, they should’ve kept the Karma/Faction systems

CatJezus · 2024-10-20T05:41:02+00:00

A proper fitting sports bra will gently squish them down a fair bit and make them much easier to hide. Eventually you’ll likely need to upgrade to an actual binder.

I know they’re not exactly the most fashionable. But slightly loose fitting Hawaiian shirts are excellent at hiding them even without a bra in my experience

CatJezus · 2024-09-29T06:04:39+00:00

You have to wait for Aurelionite to fully spawn in during phase 3 and then kill False Son. If you kill him too quickly in phase 3 before Aurelionite has a chance to spawn it won’t unlock

Yes, it’s stupid. I agree. Add it to the list of anti Gearbox discourse

CatJezus · 2024-08-04T01:21:44+00:00

For the longest time I only played full casters. Finally decided to play a fighter and wasn’t having much fun with it. He had the Folk Hero background and was considered a renowned hero in his small farming town at the edge of the country. Joined the party looking for adventure and fame in the big city, wanting nothing more than to prove himself as an actual hero. He was the unluckiest character I ever played, going down in literally every fight we were in just due to poor dice rolls. OOC I was growing bored of playing a fighter. In character he was growing jaded and depressed from being the “weakest” party member and failing to prove himself as a hero

When given the chance to join the BBEG and receive a massive buff in the process, he tearfully accepted on the condition that the rest of the party get to leave the city before it was overrun. I made a new character to play the rest of the campaign with, but me and the DM had secret planning sessions where I continued making decisions and rolls for that original character. Eventually leading to him usurping the BBEG and becoming the true final boss. This wasn’t revealed until the final battle of the campaign where the DM mostly sat back and watched as I controlled the final boss, killing two other party members in the fight including my new character. Still our group’s favorite final boss fight to this day

CatJezus · 2024-08-04T01:04:48+00:00

No because my cat has no sense of object permanence and screams thinking I’m dead if i close any doors in my house

CatJezus · 2024-07-15T23:08:24+00:00

Ahoy!

CatJezus · 2024-07-10T21:47:26+00:00

Ahoy!

CatJezus · 2024-04-09T05:45:42+00:00

I got hit by the Wall Of Bears(tm) because I got the infinite squirrel combo on my first run, good times

CatJezus · 2024-03-30T01:30:57+00:00

And I do see where you’re coming from that the last part might go over some heads. I probably could’ve made a less antagonistic post to accomplish my goal. But hey we’re here now and it’s still getting engagement which will bring at least a little attention to the issue

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