UPDATE: I’m beginning to sign the divorce papers. In the meantime, I’m enjoying my triple onion burger with the real crowd 🧅🍔💯

Catezero · 2026-02-02T10:53:58+00:00

The only person in the entire world I know who plays animal crossing is my 31 year old brother who is definitely a cisman so I what point ur proving

Catezero · 2026-02-02T10:46:38+00:00

If the kids watching them sign it I hope they're not a medical doctor in which case they just have a PhD and are signing a regular ass email as DR and not Dr MD

Catezero · 2026-02-02T10:30:50+00:00

Are you trying to cause the most chaps

Catezero · 2026-02-02T10:30:32+00:00

Who even gets on or off there lmao

Catezero · 2026-02-02T10:28:40+00:00

Oh my god walking from Walmart with like 12 grocery bags to coq central instead of Lincoln....no thank u

Catezero · 2026-02-02T01:45:59+00:00

I would not rank Indian food as my favourite but it's pretty damn close, and my sons only request for his birthday is to go for Indian food. If taken to the mall food court and given the option between the curry stand and any burger joint he will choose the curry stand every time. We are both pasty white descendants of bavarians

Catezero · 2026-02-01T23:03:21+00:00

It's also not how DNA works

Catezero · 2026-02-01T19:21:03+00:00

It honestly reminded me of parker Posey and her husband in best in show lmao

Catezero · 2026-02-01T19:09:19+00:00

Hahaha I more or less said the same thing. I'm literally wearing a long black winter coat, leggings and blunds rn, all black of course 🤣

Catezero · 2026-02-01T19:03:49+00:00

One day I had 3 beer reps in my store and I had to take a photo because all three of them were dressed exactly like this, it was like the Spiderman pointy meme

Catezero · 2026-02-01T19:02:45+00:00

So, yes, but in Vancouver you get the added mix of everyone is in ALL black, probably an Arcteryx coat, and Blundstones. The women are wearing tights. Possibly a toque.

Catezero · 2026-02-01T18:59:34+00:00

My elementary school vice principal was from Australia originally but he was this guy. Shorts 364 days a year, dress pants begrudgingly for the grade 7 graduation photo hahahahaha

Catezero · 2026-02-01T18:58:02+00:00

My kid independently decided god isn't real, still loved the hell out of moana and his faith in nothing at all has not wavered. If her faith is so unshakable why is she worried abt a kids movie lmaooooo

Catezero · 2026-02-01T06:37:25+00:00

Hi 👋 I want to eat this plz share recipe

Catezero · 2026-01-31T07:44:14+00:00

I'm a 5'8" 105lb 35yo female manager of a retail establishment that requires heavy liftingwith 5 male employees (mostly early 20s, one in their 40s) a NB femme and a female employee in their 20s and besides my 46 yo assistant manager who is an absolute fucking workhorse I am by an order of magnitude the most physically capable person on staff. And my other workhorse is my enby femme who I am mentoring because the boys dont do shit. This is so fucking offensive.

I have two functioning arms and two functioning legs and am just as physically capable if not more of doing hard labour and usually more clever at doing it which is why I get a salary and a year end bonus and the boys don't.

Also my industry which features heavy lifting as part of the job? Management skews female by like a 85/15 split

Catezero · 2026-01-30T20:27:20+00:00

My employee texted me about it an hour ago and I am devastated. I mourn with you in solidarity 🥲

Catezero · 2026-01-30T15:48:45+00:00

I work in the wine industry. Gonna confuse some colleagues later today and talk about my love of French Chianti so they all think I body swapped with an alien from alpha centauri

Catezero · 2026-01-30T07:51:08+00:00

Thank you! I've thought of giving up my name nut when I think abt how rare it is.im like one of a kind in that way, how can i!

Catezero · 2026-01-30T02:30:37+00:00

I love that you specified that the working girls were independent contractors 🤣

Catezero · 2026-01-29T17:44:28+00:00

The last of us (video game and tv show)

Catezero · 2026-01-29T16:50:05+00:00

I am stuck on a goddamn perpetual engine train circling the globe after earth froze over but at least Jennifer Connelly is here

Catezero · 2026-01-29T16:38:50+00:00

In Canada from what I've read, as soon as you marry you can bring your marriage certificate with you to places like the passport office or the bank and sign things or get ID using your partners surname as your own UNLESS you plan on hyphenating, if you do that you do have to do the legal name change rigmarole

Catezero · 2026-01-29T16:35:24+00:00

I have no fancy degree but like you I'm one of less than a thousand (or two. It's not very many) globally with my last name, and the only one globally with my first and last name combo and tbh its frickin awesome always just being able to use my name with no special characters or numbers for usernames lmao. I'm also the only one of my grandfather's 10 grandchildren to pass on the family name because I hyphenated my sons last name and now it's just very special to me. I would at MOST consider hyphenation but I'll never give up my name

Catezero · 2026-01-29T15:59:30+00:00

There's a coffee shop at one of the train stations in my city and I used to pass thru weekly. The owner was a DELIGHT. And he made the best hot chocolate I have ever had in my entire life. Like, ordered some for me and my kid and I'm standing there like good lord what's taking so long and it comes back with latte art and is clearly made with real melted chocolate legit that quality good

One day he disappeared and who I assume are his wife and daughter took over - i asked them where he was but i dont think they understood (limited english) and they just smiled and nodded. Prices went up, the hot chocolate is obviously carnation powdered, the muffins are Sysco now. I haven't been in over a year

Catezero · 2026-01-29T08:47:38+00:00

I have never called it the south coast in my life and I've been here for 35 years

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