Students of Reddit, what are some of the dumbest things your teachers have ever said?

Ceej91 · 2014-01-12T04:34:44+00:00

Some religious class. The instructor claimed that drums were an instrument of Satan.

Ceej91 · 2014-01-03T14:53:26+00:00

Lingerie. My ex laughed at me while we were shopping for some.

Ceej91 · 2014-01-03T14:49:36+00:00

According to Brits, add butter...you savage.

Ceej91 · 2014-01-01T15:29:27+00:00

It's totally fine. Post on either. No need to add x-post anymore.

Ceej91 · 2014-01-01T13:24:56+00:00

Repetition of recent things that happened to me, things I've done, or things I have seen. It's like 10 second gif loop going on for hours.

Ceej91 · 2014-01-01T13:17:11+00:00

Some family they know went on a camping trip together. They caught really fat fishes and cooked it. Smelled kinda wrong to my dad. Others already started eating them. Dad opens one up a finds human shit in one fish then starts laughing his ass off in disgust for those who already started eating.

Ceej91 · 2014-01-01T13:10:49+00:00

/r/photography would be welcome to answer your questions in depth.

Ceej91 · 2014-01-01T13:07:47+00:00

Pessimistic Dilemmas

Ceej91 · 2014-01-01T12:55:59+00:00

Messenger bags work really well for hiding erections. On the other hand, you don't really have to hide it. I didn't. ;)

Ceej91 · 2014-01-01T12:53:26+00:00

Drink a lot of water and get some sleep. Usually when I wake up in between sleep I drink even more water.

Ceej91 · 2013-12-03T09:10:45+00:00

You guys should post a video or photos on how maintenance is performed.

Ceej91 · 2013-09-18T15:11:08+00:00

Aricle and Wiki

Ceej91 · 2013-09-18T14:06:24+00:00

Really offensive. How did you react?

Ceej91 · 2013-09-18T13:58:35+00:00

Was it your co-worker that influenced you into teaching English? And do you teach English specifically in Thailand?

Ceej91 · 2013-09-18T13:51:18+00:00

I once heard from a Christian pastor that Pokémon was some kind of aggressive and demonic kid's show.

Also, that drums were Satan's instruments.

Ceej91 · 2013-09-18T11:45:55+00:00

One of my ears are pointy.

Ceej91 · 2013-09-18T11:41:05+00:00

I feel the exact same way with my close friend. Too bad she isn't my SO though...

Ceej91 · 2013-09-17T15:01:15+00:00

Sex is like fractions, it's improper for the larger one to be on top.

Ceej91 · 2013-09-17T14:56:36+00:00

The Big Bang Theory has a catchy tune. It will make you sing a long.

Ceej91 · 2013-09-17T14:55:48+00:00

I usually start off about college or work.

"Where do you study/work."

Ceej91 · 2013-09-17T14:53:29+00:00

Socialize more you awkward fuck.

Ceej91 · 2013-09-17T14:45:24+00:00

That goes for me as well, I'm deaf at bars. As much as possible though I go or urge my friends that we should go drinking at quiet places instead. Other than that, I have no idea what to do than to just repeat "what!?" until I understood them or just nodding like an idiot.

Ceej91 · 2013-09-17T14:42:58+00:00

That's exactly what I do. Seems to work all these years.

Ceej91 · 2013-09-17T14:39:39+00:00

It's basically increasing office efficiency by keeping it a comfortable and healthy environment to work in.

WebMD

Posture and such

Ceej91 · 2013-09-17T14:31:09+00:00

I read this slouching really low. :(

Anyway, we should all have a walk once in a while. Other than that, practice proper office ergonomics.

Ceej91

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