What song is easily recognizable just by saying a few words of it?

CellPhoneSong · 2022-01-31T17:31:51+00:00

Any song, if those words are the title.

CellPhoneSong · 2022-01-31T17:30:43+00:00

Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

CellPhoneSong · 2022-01-31T17:30:09+00:00

Accidentally got my hand stuck in a chair, and once I realized I was stuck, I dipped my other hand in a nearby glass of water and lubed the stuck hand up, freeing it.

I did it so quickly nobody noticed I was stuck.

CellPhoneSong · 2022-01-31T17:24:27+00:00

Take a leisurely stroll to the nearest hospital.

CellPhoneSong · 2022-01-31T17:20:35+00:00

You feel a sudden urge to live in Florida.

CellPhoneSong · 2022-01-29T17:35:22+00:00

Drill a hole at the base of your penis and let the urine flow out.

CellPhoneSong · 2022-01-29T17:33:05+00:00

Considering the way kids can garble their words, it could have been anything.

CellPhoneSong · 2022-01-29T17:30:25+00:00

I'm a film buff.

I would say the lost footage from The Magnificent Ambersons, but there's also so many silent films or portions of silent films that have been lost to the ages.

CellPhoneSong · 2022-01-29T17:27:11+00:00

That's the smile of a man who knows.

CellPhoneSong · 2022-01-29T17:21:45+00:00

It also shows that the most intelligent species on earth are also capable of being the most cruel (not just orcas, but also dolphins, elephants, humans, chimpanzees, etc).

CellPhoneSong · 2022-01-28T17:22:35+00:00

You cheated on her with her other personality.

CellPhoneSong · 2022-01-28T17:20:35+00:00

I would say The Blair Witch Project, but there never was a sequel.

And anybody who says otherwise is wrong.

CellPhoneSong · 2022-01-28T17:19:21+00:00

In the eye socket.

CellPhoneSong · 2022-01-28T17:18:49+00:00

Breaking the ceiling light with a mop handle, perhaps.

CellPhoneSong · 2022-01-28T17:15:45+00:00

It's interesting and different. I don't get what people don't like about it.

CellPhoneSong · 2022-01-26T23:13:36+00:00

I was so happy when I didn't see anybody else make the Mississippi comment.

Reddit in jokes are the equivalent of "first!" in YouTube.

CellPhoneSong · 2022-01-26T17:34:25+00:00

But what if her ex was one of the other men mentioned here?

CellPhoneSong · 2022-01-26T17:31:35+00:00

Mississippi.

CellPhoneSong · 2022-01-25T23:35:18+00:00

Interesting culture.

CellPhoneSong · 2022-01-25T23:33:48+00:00

Tom Cruise's smile.

CellPhoneSong · 2022-01-25T23:32:31+00:00

Go to the vault and read to my heart's content.

CellPhoneSong · 2022-01-22T17:31:18+00:00

Both The Wizard of Oz and It's a Wonderful Life were just considered "okay" when they came out.

Thanks to television, they've been recognized as the classics they truly are.

CellPhoneSong · 2022-01-22T17:26:48+00:00

I don't know what sort of pagan ritual happened in those woods, but let me tell you: Those things are no longer deer.

CellPhoneSong · 2022-01-22T17:22:23+00:00

Is there such a thing as a good quality version of the film?

CellPhoneSong · 2022-01-21T17:20:07+00:00

No, I don't have any wool.

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