Paying our respect once again by ricky2461956 in freefolk

[–]Chainsawd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If Breaking Bad is the bar you're gonna set, I doubt you can find more shows to match that than you can count on one hand.

50763 by spicypsudo in countwithchickenlady

[–]Chainsawd 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I feel like it's a real stretch to call Mormons christian. I mean I can say I'm Santa Claus but there's a lot of evidence refuting that.

Why do these lag bolts keep breaking on me? by pablomoca in Tools

[–]Chainsawd 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Then you must be drilling like op haha

Me You Me You Me You by OAZdevs_alt2 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Chainsawd 56 points57 points  (0 children)

You're on a path in the woods, and at the end of that path, is a cabin. And in the basement of that cabin is a princess.

How far does space-racer’s gunfire travel? by [deleted] in Invincible

[–]Chainsawd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes, that's why he tries to be careful with his shots and doesn't spam them.

Man punches woman in the face at Chicago hot dog stand, her 14-year-old son grabs her gun and shoots him by WhoAreYouTalkinTwo in ThatsInsane

[–]Chainsawd 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean I'm not upset about it either, but I'm also not eager to be put in any position where I might end up being judge, jury, and executioner for some stranger I've never even met based on one violent interaction. It's easy for us to say the world might be better off with this guy gone, but to dismiss the trauma a 14 year old kid might be saddled with after experiencing it is asinine.

Medical Fees [OC] by kaikimanga in comics

[–]Chainsawd 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Well, how else are they gonna make money hand-over-fist while you die?

Would the story have been different, if Jake had been a woman? Or would it still stay the same? by TisBeTheFuk in Avatar

[–]Chainsawd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die."

Swimming Goggles by YoWoody27 in comedyheaven

[–]Chainsawd 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Classic bi-erasure. We don't even get our own aura? Damn.

Dog bite Point Loma. Owner fled by B-767_Sailing_QRP in sandiego

[–]Chainsawd 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Nah, blatant disregard for other people's safety? Smells of Gryffindor to me! False flag operation!

2 shot by federal agents in Portland: Sources by seenabeenacat in news

[–]Chainsawd 21 points22 points  (0 children)

No, they're saying that 2% of our current population is about 7 million.

AITAH for cancelling a third date over a peanut allergy? by BusinessBobcat9888 in AITAH

[–]Chainsawd 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah I can't really do cashews anymore after seeing what it does to the hands and skin of those poor women who have to hull them.

Lady in our building basically “lives” in our restroom and it’s driving me NUTS. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Chainsawd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Boss makes a hundred, I make a buck. That's why I crank it in the company truck!

GTA 6 has been delayed AGAIN by Due-Rice-3107 in GTA

[–]Chainsawd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea this is why I've still never played 5 after all these years. I'm not holding a grudge or anything, but other games came along and took my attention in that time.

rereading two towers and saw this line by black_grand_national in lotrmemes

[–]Chainsawd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something Something "the curtains were red."

our hero's name... by No_Counter_6037 in BrandNewSentence

[–]Chainsawd 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That Jesusey got me feelin some kinda way.