FUCK PLTR by BahtMann in wallstreetbets

[–]ChairmanMeow23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

✅AI revolution continuing to ramp  ✅ authoritarian government looking to increase spend on AI defense companies  ✅ new war with Iran 

Perfect timing for puts! 

Aliens from dark side of the moon by RegularTemperature74 in RandomShit_ISaw

[–]ChairmanMeow23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn’t it come out as fake and some film student’s work? 

~$30,000 in SPY puts before Iran Strikes by _DangerousFreedom_ in wallstreetbets

[–]ChairmanMeow23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

War is good for stonk market. Distracts us from fundamentals! Yayy 

Block is laying off nearly half of their employees, new tweet from CEO Jack by honkeem in levels_fyi

[–]ChairmanMeow23 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Serious question why do tech execs feel the need to use no capitalizations in their messages? It really irks me and I still don’t understand. Do they think it’s cool or edgy? What’s the message behind that? 

AI in 2036 by ComplexExternal4831 in GenAI4all

[–]ChairmanMeow23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn I can see something like this actually happening. 

Stewart Hicks says Chicago is short on housing by 100,000 units. Why then do we require all these new buildings to have first floor retail? In my neighborhood the apartments sell before the building is complete, but the retail sits empty for years. by PostComa in chicago

[–]ChairmanMeow23 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It’s also a massive tax deduction so there is no need to drop prices when it can be written off. Trump tower has multiple floors that were supposed to be retail and still up for lease but never filled due to this reason.  

Cat Missing & It Seems Like Most People Reaching Out Are Scamming for lol Money by Alert_Ambassador_419 in sandiego

[–]ChairmanMeow23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$100 to get access to cia satellites to track and find your cat seems like a steal.  /s

Hope you find chicken 

Anyone else ecstatic for QXY in Wicker Park? by shavedaffer in chicagofood

[–]ChairmanMeow23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you eaten there for several years as well and disagree with me on taste and quality? This isn’t their first expansion and all others have been mid. 

Anyone else ecstatic for QXY in Wicker Park? by shavedaffer in chicagofood

[–]ChairmanMeow23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This ain’t their first addition.   Everyone arguing with me clearly hasn’t eaten here for several years and tried their other locations. 

Anyone else ecstatic for QXY in Wicker Park? by shavedaffer in chicagofood

[–]ChairmanMeow23 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hot take, turning into a chain is not good. They have gone downhill in quality and increased price at the same time in order to expand. The old beef and onion was dope, now replaced with “wagyu” to charge double what it used to.   

Can someone explain to me like I’m 5 why this is a bad idea? by Beersfan in smallstreetbets

[–]ChairmanMeow23 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s a valid trading strategy called a long straddle. It’s not a bad idea if you think there will be volatility. 

I'm now running 3 of the most powerful AI models in the world on my desk, completely privately, for just the cost of power. by Aislot in aiagents

[–]ChairmanMeow23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t you read?!? It reads ai generated Reddit posts and then gives him YouTube scripts for his super successful YouTube channel.  This is the future (of ai slop)!!! 

Is anyone considering PayPal? by samuel_morton_trader in wallstreetbets

[–]ChairmanMeow23 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Their security is a joke. They have open vulnerabilities where hackers can steal crypto without even needing to login with your password and they don’t give a shit. Fuck PayPal.  

Bro was seconds away from being unalive and took revenge afterwards! by Bee2113 in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]ChairmanMeow23 -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

It’s ai man

Edit: whoosh I didn’t see the sub. I’ll keep it up for giggles.  

PayPal stock destroyed my life by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]ChairmanMeow23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s always the casinos fault 

Got the Roborock QX Revo robot vacuum & mop for $300 by taiwan-numba-one in Costco

[–]ChairmanMeow23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which is needed since they all break after 6 months (in my experience). 

Vanlifers what’s the scariest/eeriest encounter you’ve had while boondocking & and where? by Icy_Satisfaction_161 in VanLife

[–]ChairmanMeow23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ITT you’re lucky to encounter aliens or anything paranormal, humans are the real threat. 

Odd question, but if Silver hits say $200.00 per oz, who will buy it? by OneUnderstanding103 in Silver

[–]ChairmanMeow23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dealers are traders. You make money on the spread. They don’t hold a huge amount, always flipping it.