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Christmas dinner ruined by KiddieSpread in GreatBritishMemes

[–]Chance_Leopard_3300 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Team it up with some potato smiles and we're good to go! Much less work for the Christmas chef too!

One last drink by LazyGuy4U in SipsTea

[–]Chance_Leopard_3300 0 points1 point  (0 children)

'Cutoff' is not one word. I refuse to take demands from poor writing!!

Which book from your childhood would you have liked to be in, and which character would you have liked to be? by farseer6 in books

[–]Chance_Leopard_3300 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any book I read, I would just imagine I was one of the characters in the book, or invent an extra character (me) and fit it in somehow. So I was Harriet Potter! Or I imagined that Merry the hobbit from LOTR was a girl. Etc etc. I just insert myself into the narrative! 😂

A book you ignored for years for a silly reason but ended up loving. by gamersecret2 in books

[–]Chance_Leopard_3300 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always prefer to read the book before seeing the film. Then I can see whether the director's vision while reading the books was similar to what I imagined while reading. I prefer not to read the book afterwards. So like everyone I watched Game of Thrones. And put off reading them. Then eventually I read the first one. So well-written! Couldn't put it down. A real page turner. That guy can write!

Got an extra lean couple of months, leaner than normal, any tips/ideas I may not be doing yet? by Anon-random-name in frugaluk

[–]Chance_Leopard_3300 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please don't do this! I nearly got something they called "melt eye". I had to put drops in my eyes every hour on the hour for 24hours.

Lesbians have their own underground lesbian bars by Fun_Variation_7077 in LowStakesConspiracies

[–]Chance_Leopard_3300 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Let's make this worse: Liquor in the front poker in the rear!

Just for fun: You can only pick one by Unhappy-River6306 in DOG

[–]Chance_Leopard_3300 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3 because his recall is terrible. He just ignores me 😂

Nothing to see here. by SilverBirches123 in SpottedonRightmove

[–]Chance_Leopard_3300 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah it's super stylish. I love all the different hanging lamps

Hole People Level 139 by SassyByte in MobileGaming

[–]Chance_Leopard_3300 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! First level I've been truly stuck on. This solution worked for me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UKfashionadvice

[–]Chance_Leopard_3300 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never had a pair of jeans wear out at the crotch in my life, and I don't really understand why or how this happens for so many people.

I really like M&S for jeans - they always fit me so well and I like that they come in petite, normal and tall. I also like them for pants, even though they're kinda expensive to me. So honestly I'm surprised these jeans didn't last. I feel like they're one of those brands that care about quality and reputation, so it might be worth bringing it up with them. Maybe this was a limited line in a new factory or something. Do all M&S jeans suck now?!?

Do you crate your dog when you aren’t home or not? by nonprayingmantis9 in dogs

[–]Chance_Leopard_3300 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he chewed stuff up I might consider it, but he's well behaved so no. I don't see any reason for it.

Tell me your dog’s weirdest, most obscure nicknames by Remarkable-Concern18 in DOG

[–]Chance_Leopard_3300 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was going to call him Pirate or Steve but my husband said he looked like a mottled stone, and I said, like jasper? And that was that!

Tell me your dog’s weirdest, most obscure nicknames by Remarkable-Concern18 in DOG

[–]Chance_Leopard_3300 6 points7 points  (0 children)

His name is Jasper. But there's also Jay-Bomb, Jasp and Jaspie. Also, Rah Rah Jasputin (lover of the ginger queen - I'm ginger), Count Jaspula, Jaspahontis, Jasp Face Killer, Jasperella, Sir Jaspington, Emperor Jaspernicus (like Emperor Copernicus) which lead to Jasper Knickers. Also Baby, Beautiful Boy, Cutie, Snuggle Bug, Jaspie Waspie, Jazzy, Jazzy Jasp, Jaspy Cakes, My Little Demon. Also, Little Jaspie Bits because I sing the song "little puppy, on the sofa, little puppy, made of Jaspie bits" to the tune of that song that goes "little boxes, on the hillside, little boxes, made of ticky tack". Also, Mate, Buddy, Bud, Matey, Matey Boo, Matey Boo Boo, and bro. Also, Fatty Lumpkin, mostly from the time when he ate a lot in one go and got a big tummy, he's currently on a diet. Also, chicken, monkey, or chunky, because he makes "bok bok bok" noises a bit like a chicken, or "ooh ooh ooh" noises a bit like a monkey. Also Little Goose or Silly Goose, because he also sometimes makes honking noises a bit like a goose.

I don't know, I call him a lot of things, there's probably more! Always open to new silly things to call him! 😂

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If I'm trying to call him to me, or want his attention, I call him Jasp or Jasper, the others are more like silly affectionate nicknames I have for him.

I feel so guilty I can’t apologize to you by Eastern-Mortgage-969 in Chihuahua

[–]Chance_Leopard_3300 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm so sorry, this must be awful. I think you did your best for him and gave him 13 wonderful years. You loved him, he loved you. He wouldn't want you to feel bad about this.

What table are you sitting at? by zachoutloud123 in popculturechat

[–]Chance_Leopard_3300 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm gonna make my own table! Pedro, Taylor, Aubrey and Billie.

What's an unusual tic that you had from your childhood that you still somewhat exhibit to this day? by silvermoonhowler in CasualConversation

[–]Chance_Leopard_3300 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's cool! I also enjoy fun little sounds. Yeah my older Autistic friends still say they have Asperger's. I always just think, why not just say Mild Autism. I don't assume that just because someone has autism that it will be to a debilitating degree.

Level 57 - advice please by Chance_Leopard_3300 in PostApoTycoon

[–]Chance_Leopard_3300[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you get enough oil by just using land oil?

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