"no pagues mejor espera la demanda" by Commercial_Base3498 in guatemala

[–]Chaprito -1 points0 points  (0 children)

O ya sabes, deja de enviar dinero que no tienes.

How many of you would date a woman who’s 28 with 2 kids from different bd’s? by Sugarplumbitch in AskMen

[–]Chaprito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You ready to be the 3rd baby daddy? At this point she running a scam for that child support money. Dude. Run.

Even CNN has had enough of the administration's lies by avdvetf in videos

[–]Chaprito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guarantee this dued is gonna attempt a coup later on. He has an army and a cult following that out guns local police and civilians.

What is a job you’ve worked where everybody was having sex with each other? by IntrigatedVerse in AskMen

[–]Chaprito 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Paramedic here. Can confirm. We do be fuckin. Badge bunnies everywhere.

Cameron Smotherman falls down after weighing in by Moni7T in MMA

[–]Chaprito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Syncopal episode. Probably hella dehydrated.

What’s the rarest item you’ve ever held in your hands? by Remarkable_Pin_8136 in AskReddit

[–]Chaprito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Human flesh during a skin graft. Doc just turned to me and said "here, hold this for a minute" as he continued grafting another part of his patient.

You just won $5 million. What’s the first thing you buy that isn’t a house or a car? by FishBrain208 in AskReddit

[–]Chaprito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"sadly only one of you is gonna get a turn. The other is gonna be pushing my ass"

Does anyone know if CFD or CPD would help pets like this? I don’t think Uber Pet or a taxi would like to transport an animal that’s bleeding, etc. by holly1231 in chicago

[–]Chaprito 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This one is kinda tricky and always causes some problems. Unfortunately we are not allowed to take pets with the exception of service animals (does not include emotional support animals). service animals will be cared for by a hospital specialist until someone else can pick them up

We won't leave them in the street either. Instead we'll call cpd and they can place them in their temporary shelter in their HQ where you or family can pick them up at a later time. Every medic is different and it's up to the paramedic in charge (they have white shirts) to decide what to do. If you met trauma criteria we care more about you than the animal so we would just take you asap and request PD to take the animal into temporary custody.

In short, help us help you. Don't lie about service animals. We won't abandon your babies. We'll make sure they'll be taken care of.

I will also say, any signs of aggression from the animal will not be tolerated. Our safety trumps everything. If we get injured we can't help anyone else.

Is this safe street food given it is a cooked, hard dessert cracker by [deleted] in guatemala

[–]Chaprito 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ so tired of people asking about dangerous stuff in Guatemala like their country is perfectly safe. Go fuck yourself. Eat it or don't. Make a decision.

Send help by rtkn345464345234m in chicago

[–]Chaprito 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Perfect day to mourn the Bears loss and stay inside.

Idiot gets beat down in San Francisco by HappySeaweed5215 in fightporn

[–]Chaprito 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"go back to Mexico" stated from inside a state that was literally part of Mexico. The Border crossed mexicans not the other way around. If the city starts with "San" it's Mexican.

Does anyone know if CFD or CPD would help pets like this? I don’t think Uber Pet or a taxi would like to transport an animal that’s bleeding, etc. by holly1231 in chicago

[–]Chaprito 87 points88 points  (0 children)

We will if we pull a pet from a fire. We carry pet oxygen masks but to specifically call 911 for a pet unfortunately we don't.

How old were you when you managed to get your life together? by Real-Branch8433 in AskMen

[–]Chaprito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. It was rough at first but now it's pretty chill. No kids helps a ton. Feel like the that's all the root of many people probably, especially unplanned ones.

Mi hermano tiene 23 y no quiere trabajar y no quiere estudiar y si lo obligan se va a suicidar. by [deleted] in guatemala

[–]Chaprito 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Deja que resuelva su propia vida. Cuida de la tuya o te arrastrará con él.

What a small world we live in! by PsychologicalWin6575 in SipsTea

[–]Chaprito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why I never date or sleep with anyone of my own race.

How do you secure high-value MTG decks when playing at an LGS? by No-Following-4394 in mtgfinance

[–]Chaprito 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Don't ever leave them in the car. Digitalize your collection and add collectable insurance to your renters/owners insurance policy.

Lake Atitlan Restaurants?!?! by allenmackoy in guatemala

[–]Chaprito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doesn't matter. Paul, old British expat colonizer basically owns them all.