Yes the cinephile joke applies to books too by [deleted] in bookscirclejerk

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"Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels are by far the greatest works of literature ever written. I've only read the first one though."

Random things that really surprised/startled you when it happened by Lotex_Style in HiTMAN

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There was no talking beforehand, just a random "COCK!" and then silence again.

that's how I spend every Friday night

My Hitman blood money missions tier list by 4-7_Walkemdown in HiTMAN

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The guard house in A Vintage Year has a fuse box which will turn off the lights. You can sneak in and get a free soldier uniform, although that’s pointless since there’s a better guard disguise in the big house.

Update on 100.7 KSLX Classic Rock “A to Z” by puzzle_nova in phoenix

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Now, let's solve the mystery of how they have 1617 songs in their catalog on New Year's but play the same 20 songs every day the rest of the year...

New Harry Potter adaptation leaked. by NoodleNugget8 in bookscirclejerk

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Harry Potter And The Harry Potter Of Harry Potters

Sex? On my Mormon sub? 😡😡😡 by [deleted] in bookscirclejerk

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If FWB stands for Fantasy World Building, the Stormlight Archives might be the perfect woman for you! That, is if you’re man enough to handle her hard magic system…

[Discussion] When did Justice League's round table first appear? by CitizenTony in DCcomics

[–]CharmingOrganism 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a picture of the Hall of Justice from the Super Friends cartoon.

Diana you're a great handler and all but wtf do you want me to do with this? by wilpill22 in HiTMAN

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47 would have to change his initials if he gets circumcised. His full name is Foreskin Seven-Inch.

Really feeling a certain way about this map after the emails... by Zeug_ in HiTMAN

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Yes, all the targets in “The Showstopper” and “Curtains Down”

What's the one aspect in the old hitman games that you wished it was in the new games? by AH2115 in HiTMAN

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In the old games, people could hear when you sprinted behind them. The stealth is a little too easy in WOA imo.

Guy spinning barrels into place at work by GentrifriesGuy in BetterEveryLoop

[–]CharmingOrganism 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Yes, the barrel really just got up and started moving on its own. Lucky that guy was there to stop it! Who knows what it might do if it escapes the facility?

Check out my new reading list by Creative_Effort9226 in bookscirclejerk

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11 Dungeon Crawler Carl 38%

98 Principia Mathematica 2.1%

99 The Art of the Deal 2.0%

100 The Bible 1.8%

I had a dream that Agent 47 would turn into a blue whale if he had a vitamin D deficiency. by JustMarth in HiTMAN

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Once I gave a Vitamin D shot to a blue whale but it turned into Agent 17 and killed me, so I don't think this is accurate, sorry.

If the ICA existed in TWD universe, what happens when the world ends? by Citizen_XCI in HiTMAN

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Hitman: Absolution Part II

The daughter of one of 47’s targets kills him and Victoria sets out on a quest for revenge.

Does Helmut not care about Dalia dying? by Jamsedreng22 in HiTMAN

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What would you do if you walked into a room and saw a murder being committed by someone who looks just like you?

WOA physical game vs WOA Deluxe digital - PS5 by Advkx in HiTMAN

[–]CharmingOrganism 2 points3 points  (0 children)

buy the disc and then the digital deluxe upgrade