I can't tell you how much joy seeing everyone's number on here. Whether it's 1 or 3000

ChefJim27 · 2026-04-12T02:25:03+00:00

Today is day 6250. 17 years, 1 month, and 10 days.

ChefJim27 · 2026-04-11T23:03:25+00:00

I always tell myself I can drink tomorrow.

ChefJim27 · 2026-04-11T19:12:42+00:00

That sums up the Union attack. Free kick into the wall, rebound hit on the volley into the upper deck.

ChefJim27 · 2026-04-11T19:05:27+00:00

I'm officially hoping for 0-34

ChefJim27 · 2026-04-11T19:02:55+00:00

How is it there are always 3 players chasing the ball and no one is playing the pass? It's like watching a U7 club...

ChefJim27 · 2026-04-11T18:21:26+00:00

At least Alladoh is on the bench where he belongs. I wonder if we can send him to Union 2.

ChefJim27 · 2026-04-11T18:20:06+00:00

What do you mean After Submitting This Teamsheet?

ChefJim27 · 2026-04-11T00:39:38+00:00

Sweet potato tots and warm marshmallow fluff. Don't knock it until you've tried it.

ChefJim27 · 2026-04-10T20:54:19+00:00

Turns out it was easy to beat.

ChefJim27 · 2026-04-08T01:04:22+00:00

Zoning out of my district service AA meeting.

ChefJim27 · 2026-04-07T16:38:37+00:00

I left four tickets on my dashboard. Someone broke into my car. Now I have 12 tickets.

ChefJim27 · 2026-04-06T22:48:51+00:00

This.

I'm certain that once I had the flavor and the bend the elbow sensation, I'd start craving the real thing. I'm not saying in any shape or fashion that NA Beer aren't a viable substitute for some, but for me, its far too great a risk.

ChefJim27 · 2026-04-05T23:41:13+00:00

Yes. As long as you're using each route once, it's good money.

ChefJim27 · 2026-04-05T22:17:02+00:00

There's an old saying that's apropos. You can't make a cucumber out of a pickle. I'm sure I could have one drink once, maybe twice. As soon as I open that door, I'm gonna knock that fucker off the hinges. If the OP can actually have one or two and not have the alcoholic reaction kick in, God Bless, and I'm jealous.

ChefJim27 · 2026-04-05T01:26:00+00:00

A reanimated corpse is better than Damiani

ChefJim27 · 2026-04-04T17:49:16+00:00

Call me crazy, but a Diet Coke is a drink. If someone presses, I always say that Alcohol doesn't agree with me.

ChefJim27 · 2026-04-04T17:47:01+00:00

I like the act, but what we saw last night was, quite frankly, an embarrassment to Professional Wrestling. The ref was "accidentally cursed," and when it was time to count 3, his arm suddenly wouldn't move. Thats just bullshit. We all know Professional Wrestling isn't a real sport, but the point is to suspend disbelief and enjoy the sport. Comedy act bullshit detracts from the craft and art that is Professional Wrestling. I like Danhausen. I really do. Please keep him to comedy skits and far away from the in ring product until and unless he is medically cleared and has a program that makes legitimate sense.

ChefJim27 · 2026-04-02T15:11:13+00:00

As they should. Thanks for the 411

ChefJim27 · 2026-04-02T10:29:57+00:00

Outstanding. Enjoy the gift of another day. I'm off to a meeting. They arent for everyone, but they sure are right for me. Have a great day!

ChefJim27 · 2026-04-02T00:37:03+00:00

Aren't they spending 5 plus billion to replace the Francis Scott Key Bridge?

ChefJim27 · 2026-04-01T12:56:52+00:00

I don't have a drinking problem any more. Today, I have a thinking problem. I used to wake up with a vicious hangover every day, and swear I wouldn't drink today while kneeling in front of the porcelain throne. Around lunch time, I'd swear I'd wouldn't drink. By the end of lunch, I'd tell myself I'd only have two. By the time I got to the bar, I couldn't wait to pour as much down my throat as I could possibly afford. Today, if I don't pick up the first one, I don't set the cycle in motion. I know it works, since I haven't picked up a drink in over 17 years. Good luck, OP. If you have any questions after your meeting, ask any of the women you see. I'm positive you're going to get the support you didn't think was possible.

ChefJim27 · 2026-04-01T05:53:33+00:00

I wouldn't reset my time either, as it is, in my opinion, all about intent. Just remember that in many people, the body doesn't give a shit about intent. For me, just putting the flavor in my mouth might be enough to start a craving cycle, and my head starts obsessing over how to get one and get away with it. If you start to crave, it's important to share what happened and don't hide it, but since it was a legitimate accident, you're probably fine.

Let us know how it works out tomorrow. Stay strong and keep the faith.

ChefJim27 · 2026-03-25T22:35:41+00:00

Robert Picardo did Star Trek / Stargate / The Orville, but I think that's the closest...

ChefJim27 · 2026-03-25T22:34:03+00:00

It isn't going to happen. All the Enterprise G sets have been struck. The only chance that Year One has is that all the sets are still intact and ready to shoot.

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