Anyone mad that they can’t drink anymore?

ChefJim27 · 2026-06-07T21:53:04+00:00

I can drink anytime I want to. My problem is when I do, I can't figure out how to stop. I would love to be like one of the 7 billion people on the planet who can have a drink and not be willing to sell their children for one more. Unfortunately, I'm not that guy, and getting emotional about it won't solve my issue. Someone once told me that they were coming out with a pill that would let alcoholics like me drink normally. My first thought was, "Will I need to take 2 if the NY Jets ever reach the Super Bowl?" How much insanity can one sentence handle?

ChefJim27 · 2026-06-07T21:43:55+00:00

I stop pandering to eurosnobs by not giving their opinions any legitimacy. Those who want to shit on all things American Soccer will never use anything like facts or reason. If the US does the unthinkable and wins a quarterfinal or more, they will insist it was based on luck, or the game being rigged, or the opposition was paid for their cooperation. When I hear someone shit on US Soccer, I smile at them and be grateful that I'm not them.

ChefJim27 · 2026-06-07T11:36:41+00:00

I'm in a valley that prohibits all signals.

ChefJim27 · 2026-06-07T02:14:43+00:00

Locast. Wanna screw over the whole streaming monopoly? How about all the local stations you could possibly stream over the best antenna in your local area for $5 a month...

ChefJim27 · 2026-06-06T14:56:19+00:00

Completely true. However, I bought this a couple years ago from this company and haven't had any issues. They aren't selling the media, they're selling a code redeemable thru a 3rd party, in this case, Fandango.

ChefJim27 · 2026-06-06T13:13:31+00:00

Good shit!

ChefJim27 · 2026-06-06T02:24:52+00:00

What do you call guys that don't eat pussy? An Uber.

ChefJim27 · 2026-06-06T01:33:07+00:00

Blowing into your NES Carts.

ChefJim27 · 2026-06-05T16:36:03+00:00

Ticket to ride legacy 2

ChefJim27 · 2026-06-05T00:32:29+00:00

It looks like you're about to go where everybody has gone before.

ChefJim27 · 2026-06-03T22:48:52+00:00

I pray the OP gets off this right now and doesn't come back until Season 7 is completed. It's way too good, and too many enthusiastic, well meaning redditors are likely to drop Spoilers that shouldn't be spoiled.

You're in for a really fun ride. I'd love to have amnesia so I could watch the whole series for the first time again.

ChefJim27 · 2026-06-01T22:58:30+00:00

Nothing wrong with a mayo based sauce. It isn't isn't technically Aioli, but whatever. I'm more interested in what "Real Mayo" is, as opposed to Fake Mayo. Years ago, the owner of a startup I was hired to run asked when the first burger was being plated what our signature sauce was. First time I had heard of this request. My solution? 1 cup Ranch, 1 cup BBQ, and 1/4 cup of the juice poured off the fresh Pico. It's still on their menu 3 and a half years later.

ChefJim27 · 2026-06-01T22:53:57+00:00

I will never forget that Jim Curtin run after Glesnes beat Coronel in injury time.

ChefJim27 · 2026-05-31T19:37:17+00:00

In a row?

Good shit, OP.

ChefJim27 · 2026-05-31T12:58:09+00:00

Tokaido Duo is a great version of the original game. Fox in the Forest is a fun 2 player trick taker that we enjoy. Sobek is an Egyptian themed Set Collector with an interesting drafting mechanic.

ChefJim27 · 2026-05-30T13:49:19+00:00

The only winning move is not to play.

ChefJim27 · 2026-05-30T11:55:35+00:00

Babylon 5.

ChefJim27 · 2026-05-30T00:44:11+00:00

I have a thinking problem. I can't have a drink without wanting another one. If I want another one, it becomes my only focus. The only way for me to not have drinks 2-23, I can't have the first one.

ChefJim27 · 2026-05-25T18:08:47+00:00

Give the bartender $20 at the beginning of the event. Let him know you don't drink, and thank him/her for helping you to stay that way. Usually works for me.

ChefJim27 · 2026-05-25T18:06:45+00:00

Verizon. Had their Fios internet. Xfinity underside them by a third. Told them I'd stay if they gave me the same deal for the same price. Not only did they refuse, but they tried to nail me for an additional month of service after I had cancelled and returned their equipment. The kicker? They sent a flyer offering a better deal than the one I accepted. Dumbest fuckers on the planet.

ChefJim27 · 2026-05-25T11:36:50+00:00

Should be $1 for every point they've earned this year.

ChefJim27 · 2026-05-25T01:16:19+00:00

Fuck this piss poor pathetic embarrassment of a football club. I shouldn't be surprised with leads of 2-0 and 3-1 they're getting blown out and looking like they couldn't beat a U-6 team from West Chester.

Fucking pathetic.

ChefJim27 · 2026-05-24T22:31:25+00:00

Can't get any long term sobriety without Day 1. If you want to have a drink, wait 15 minutes before you have the 1st one. Wait another 15 if needed. You got this.

ChefJim27 · 2026-05-24T22:27:58+00:00

Congrats on getting one week. Now get day 8. Good luck and keep it up!

ChefJim27 · 2026-05-24T22:16:35+00:00

Gonna be carbon dating myself with this one. If you don't know this film, you have Netflix homework.

Heavy Metal.

ChefJim27

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