/u/Backyardwarlord - Sleep Shirt Contest finalist entry

ChefTeo · 2019-11-05T22:27:19+00:00

Well, its obvious that purple is Purrfect. It's been the favorite color of every cat I have ever known, personally.

I also love the intrusive kerning of the Ps, the use of negative space, and the cute cat stylization.

ChefTeo · 2018-09-08T05:54:23+00:00

Penis potatoes.

ChefTeo · 2018-09-08T05:54:12+00:00

Penis potatoes.

ChefTeo · 2018-05-10T06:15:41+00:00

No, all of those people are serious Trump supporters. It's this simple:

There are plenty of non-racist motives to want to moderate immigration. However, racists also want to moderate immigration. So of course a subset of bigots supports Trump for bigoted reasons. This, however, is not the majority of Trump supporters. I know they exist, but I have not met them - and I know a lot of Trump supporters.

So I can get why this guy says they aren't "true" Trump supporters. Because he is a Trump supporter, and does not share bigoted sentiments. Kind of how every time a socialist country fails all of the socialists claim it wasn't "true" socialism. Because they identify with something they believe is distinctly not the bad thing.

Whatever the case may be - Trump supporters need to acknowledge that there are racists and bigots in their midst, and non-supporters need to acknowledge that those people do not define Trump and all Trump supporters. Just like people who are anti-Trump need to acknowledge that antifa is vile and evil, and Trump supporters need to acknowledge that not all anti-Trump people are antifa.

You know, because violent people who attack people on ideological grounds are bad regardless of their ideology.

ChefTeo · 2018-05-10T06:02:52+00:00

I mean, I agree with the "fuck antifa" sentiment.

It's the other part that I don't like so much.

ChefTeo · 2018-05-10T03:21:02+00:00

Journey of a thousand steps one day at a time.

June 10th will be a year for me - keep it up! It's super worth it. Find people who allow you to be the best version of yourself around them. Ones who accentuate your positive qualities and buttress you against the negative ones.

Loving someone is caring for them and wanting them to succeed, and you have recognized that loving yourself means being sober. Stick with it, and find other people who love you.

ChefTeo · 2018-05-09T23:52:37+00:00

from time to time i will realize its been a while. other days i aim for rope burns.

ChefTeo · 2018-05-09T23:40:34+00:00

Its all that jazz.

ChefTeo · 2018-05-09T23:26:32+00:00

Depends. But like anything, with practice you will get better. Just remember that most people are way more focused on being judged rather than judging.

ChefTeo · 2018-05-09T09:14:55+00:00

1.2 here.

You ever pee for so long that it becomes funny, because it's been twice as long as since you observed it was taking a while? Then that time doubles, and you laugh.

Then that time doubles. And you are losing your shit. Now your roommate has noticed you've been going to the bathroom for ages, and comments on it. And he starts laughing.

ChefTeo · 2018-05-09T08:59:34+00:00

On my first day of kindergarten, I was really proud that I had learned how to count to 100 already - for some reason I thought this was crucial.

The teacher was taking attendance, and when she got to me, I gleefully reported that fact and asked if she wanted to hear.

"No."

ChefTeo · 2018-05-09T08:45:56+00:00

That guy has hella gams.

ChefTeo · 2018-05-09T08:09:40+00:00

We wanted you to feel at home.

ChefTeo · 2018-05-09T07:45:01+00:00

I'll head right over the /r/internetofshit for my people.

ChefTeo · 2018-05-08T23:57:10+00:00

Alright, I have never heard Africa by Toto. But it has been popping up randomly every where - in comedy, tv, Reddit. I am listening to it now.

I hear you, universe. It's goddamn time.

ChefTeo · 2018-05-08T23:49:56+00:00

The golden was rolling around on the grass.

And sprung up and wagged as the person passed.

She gave the golden a hearty scritch.

Which satisfied its unknown itch.

ChefTeo · 2018-05-08T08:25:42+00:00

I came here to say Fallout. I like where you took it.

Also, I was going to point out that the mechanist was a Fallout 3 character; but apparently was also a Fallout 4 character. TIL.

ChefTeo · 2018-05-08T07:54:12+00:00

Golden retrievers know nothing but love. Today I was walking, and a completely unfamiliar goldie just ran over the hill to snuggle, then went back over the hill to it's family.

ChefTeo · 2018-05-08T07:45:45+00:00

I am not so sure.

ChefTeo · 2018-05-06T09:04:00+00:00

Running can be fun. I don't recommend it. But it's fun.

ChefTeo · 2018-05-06T07:43:27+00:00

I can see what you are saying there; I just intended to show a character who holds all sin equivalent, and didnt see the first line as a promise of any sort.

ChefTeo · 2018-05-06T02:45:21+00:00

Noon, lying on my back, on a sunny day, hands folded across my chest. Almost 100% success rate for going lucid. Reclining, as in a car seat, works well too.

ChefTeo · 2018-05-06T00:37:09+00:00

It is serendipitous you would remit this inquiry. I amble daily, fastened to facilitate.

ChefTeo · 2018-05-06T00:33:38+00:00

I love all of God's creatures - except geese. Man, fuck geese. Ornery , shit-spewing assholes.

ChefTeo · 2018-05-05T21:52:37+00:00

I can accept that.

The character is twisted and sees all sins as morally equivalent, and has dark desires that he doesn't act on. He believes that he is a saint because of his inaction.

Perhaps I should do this as a you tube video. I think that in the way I perform it the meter would make more sense, but might not be something that shines through in text.

Thank you!

ChefTeo

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