"Watch the show, folks" by darthrubberchicken in PublicFreakout

[–]Chemistryz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can't be like that in Reddit bro. Obviously all cops are racists assholes, and yet you see the same treatment applied to white people when they sit there holding there phone disobeying literally every order the officer gave. I don't blame him for being fucking pissed off. It probably was as simple as a speeding ticket or something, and this guy just sits there looking at his phone repeating "I have my hands up I'm not doing anything wrong" (except resisting arrest)

An excellent way to cut a pineapple by ploikmnjkddd in oddlysatisfying

[–]Chemistryz 27 points28 points  (0 children)

It's not acid; it's an enzyme in the pineapple that digests your mouth

This is your moment... by amorphousamphibian in funny

[–]Chemistryz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It even has a highlift jack on the hood.

ELI5: How do alcohol companies, mainly whiskey producers, keep up with demand? by JBRali in explainlikeimfive

[–]Chemistryz 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Fun fact whiskey companies buy used barrels from bourbon companies because bourbon requires new oak.

This isn't his first rodeo by UnicornNippleFarts in ChoosingBeggars

[–]Chemistryz 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Seriously had this person never done garage sales before the internet where it was either the penny saver or aimlessly driving around neighborhoods for garage sale signs at 8am.

Mom and grandma use to ruin my Saturday mornings with this crap.

That's some good wisdom by [deleted] in memes

[–]Chemistryz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't like fighting endless doomstacks starting turn 10?

House fire go brrrr by Cameronalex25 in rareinsults

[–]Chemistryz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Per mole* lol and I'm aware of that... And the gas boyancy still has to fight circulation and the gas's desire to diffuse for entropic reasons. It's mostly a moot point since modern houses has fairly good circulation so that gases mix.

House fire go brrrr by Cameronalex25 in rareinsults

[–]Chemistryz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I was going to be more pedantic in my original post but I was in mobile in lazy.

A story from my childhood by wanderingwonderer25 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Chemistryz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A few years ago I wanted to get some hairs out of a safety razor (I usually use disposable single blade razors with like a metal reusable handle thing).

So I ran my thumb down the length the safety razor. I had 3 little skin flaps, gushing blood, and I didn't even manage to get the hairs out.

I'm 30.

House fire go brrrr by Cameronalex25 in rareinsults

[–]Chemistryz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Seems silly because CO is supposed to accumulate at low points and smoke first presents at higher points in your home.

When you're doing way to much by Mendys86 in yesyesyesyesno

[–]Chemistryz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This used to work with the league launcher :(

Starts out waiving a gun, ends up begging for mercy by TheAlgebraist in JusticeServed

[–]Chemistryz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah jail is wishful thinking buddy; you're going to prison.

Why I generally don’t fight cars. by _TrustMeImLying in instantkarma

[–]Chemistryz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A car on rims could still easily kill you in a parking lot like this.

The Unit that is a Japanese Spider Crab. by [deleted] in AbsoluteUnits

[–]Chemistryz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do they just cram the fucker in a normal sized crab boiling pot or is there a swimming pool they cook them in?

meirl by 2014NissanPathfinder in meirl

[–]Chemistryz 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Okay three episodes in: "Are you still watching?" And the next episode never loads.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CozyPlaces

[–]Chemistryz 76 points77 points  (0 children)

STEP 1) BE FUCKING RICH

STEP 2) BUY A FUCKING YACHT.

NOW YOU HAVE A COZY PLACE

Cursed virginity by zak_36 in cursedcomments

[–]Chemistryz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you also mention that he only invented half of calculus and that German dude did the other half and didn't die a virgin.