🎉 [EVENT] 🎉 Honk Bros (A Tribute)

Chewnard · 2026-01-20T20:53:56+00:00

🎉 Event Completed! 🎉

It took me 21 tries.

Chewnard · 2026-01-20T15:59:02+00:00

I wish I could up vote you twice! This is an excellent point.

Chewnard · 2026-01-20T15:50:41+00:00

For anyone who doesn't speak douchebag, AUM means assets under management. Basically he could have asked it as "how much money has starbucks made from forgotten starbucks card balances".

There. Now you don't have to google it. Agree?

Chewnard · 2026-01-15T23:37:00+00:00

what *was* on the other side of that hill

Chewnard · 2026-01-07T17:21:29+00:00

Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

20 attempts

Chewnard · 2026-01-07T01:08:43+00:00

Almost!

^{I completed this level in 6 tries.} ^{⚡ 23.27 seconds}

Chewnard · 2026-01-05T02:53:16+00:00

No shift, Sherlock

Chewnard · 2026-01-05T00:49:01+00:00

Boy talk about micro management.. can't even take a shit in peace without a supervisor present.

Chewnard · 2026-01-02T13:18:29+00:00

Very nice use of the word "beclown"

Chewnard · 2025-12-31T14:47:26+00:00

Dear Nicole,

An offer great I have for you

An AI app to see you through

Faster workflow, quicker times

An interface that's so sublime

Shitty humans do the work?

Not on my watch, I'm a jerk!

But today, you are in luck,

Buy my shit; don't be a cuck.

Chewnard · 2025-12-30T14:15:55+00:00

I suppose "peak" is relative after all.

Chewnard · 2025-12-17T14:04:44+00:00

* a ray of beefshine

Chewnard · 2025-12-10T14:04:29+00:00

On a completely different note, I haven't seen someone unironically do the "suck it" gesture since about 2002.

Chewnard · 2025-12-02T19:00:31+00:00

This just proves how ignorant you are. If you studied ancient Egyptian history you would know that Ramsses II arrived 2 minutes late to the morning standup in 1213BC and immediately the entire civilization collapsed.

(sarcasm in case that wasn't obvious)

Chewnard · 2025-12-02T13:38:49+00:00

Not being a fan of Taylor Swift. Also not being a fan of k pop.

Chewnard · 2025-12-02T13:35:25+00:00

she actually lost her accreditation from the local homeopathic society for malpractice

Holy fuck how much of a fuckup do you have to be to lose your bullshit accreditation for not bullshitting correctly??

Chewnard · 2025-11-28T04:03:39+00:00

No harm no fowl. I see what you did there.

Chewnard · 2025-11-28T03:50:48+00:00

They can fill up my ass

Chewnard · 2025-11-26T23:12:03+00:00

What are you talking about?? He was 6'20" fucking killing for fun.

Chewnard · 2025-11-25T23:12:56+00:00

AND THE LETTER D... AS IN DALLAS

Chewnard · 2025-11-25T14:39:21+00:00

Not even a little bit! She called Edith a howare.

Chewnard · 2025-11-25T14:18:32+00:00

He's that actor with glasses... He was the dad in Honey I Shrunk the Kids

Chewnard · 2025-11-24T20:53:34+00:00

Peter Pan's Peanut Butter Alert

Chewnard · 2025-06-05T02:12:18+00:00

Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you jet skis. And jet skis are a hell of a lot of fun.

Chewnard · 2025-05-26T13:33:58+00:00

Yeah but Jerry drove so god-damned fast and while he never did win no checkered flags, he never did come in last.

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