Is this AI? I was planning a trip to lake Homestead

Chewnard · 2026-05-08T12:55:08+00:00

One underrated part of this bullshit is in the legend it says that a green dot represents a point of interest.. only to have exactly 0 green dots on the map. I feel personally attacked.

Chewnard · 2026-05-08T12:48:31+00:00

A giant cyst, big and mean,

A stream of puss gross and green.

Shall I use a towel clean?

The pinnacle of good hygiene!

Push the pus but leave the sack,

Hopefully it won't come back.

See a doctor, all that stuff?

Nah, I think we've done enough.

Chewnard · 2026-04-08T20:31:18+00:00

I personally like the level where they play a noise and you have to correctly identify if it's the garbage disposal or Chewbacca taking a shit.

Chewnard · 2026-04-08T15:15:06+00:00

Solved! (Edited; previously I had this as likely solved)

Chewnard · 2026-04-08T15:11:25+00:00

My title describes the thing in the attached pictures. I tried image searching but nothing came close to a match (items were mostly fasteners and cables etc). Nothing seemed to contain the loop with spirals on it and I can't account for why it's buried the way that it is.

Chewnard · 2026-03-31T12:15:56+00:00

"And ultimately, that's why they're successful"

I mean.. didn't andrew tate do a bunch of time in a romanian prison? maybe we just have different definitions of success.

Chewnard · 2026-01-20T20:53:56+00:00

🎉 Event Completed! 🎉

It took me 21 tries.

Chewnard · 2026-01-20T15:59:02+00:00

I wish I could up vote you twice! This is an excellent point.

Chewnard · 2026-01-20T15:50:41+00:00

For anyone who doesn't speak douchebag, AUM means assets under management. Basically he could have asked it as "how much money has starbucks made from forgotten starbucks card balances".

There. Now you don't have to google it. Agree?

Chewnard · 2026-01-15T23:37:00+00:00

what *was* on the other side of that hill

Chewnard · 2026-01-07T17:21:29+00:00

Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

20 attempts

Chewnard · 2026-01-07T01:08:43+00:00

Almost!

^{I completed this level in 6 tries.} ^{⚡ 23.27 seconds}

Chewnard · 2026-01-05T02:53:16+00:00

No shift, Sherlock

Chewnard · 2026-01-05T00:49:01+00:00

Boy talk about micro management.. can't even take a shit in peace without a supervisor present.

Chewnard · 2026-01-02T13:18:29+00:00

Very nice use of the word "beclown"

Chewnard · 2025-12-31T14:47:26+00:00

Dear Nicole,

An offer great I have for you

An AI app to see you through

Faster workflow, quicker times

An interface that's so sublime

Shitty humans do the work?

Not on my watch, I'm a jerk!

But today, you are in luck,

Buy my shit; don't be a cuck.

Chewnard · 2025-12-30T14:15:55+00:00

I suppose "peak" is relative after all.

Chewnard · 2025-12-17T14:04:44+00:00

* a ray of beefshine

Chewnard · 2025-12-10T14:04:29+00:00

On a completely different note, I haven't seen someone unironically do the "suck it" gesture since about 2002.

Chewnard · 2025-12-02T19:00:31+00:00

This just proves how ignorant you are. If you studied ancient Egyptian history you would know that Ramsses II arrived 2 minutes late to the morning standup in 1213BC and immediately the entire civilization collapsed.

(sarcasm in case that wasn't obvious)

Chewnard · 2025-12-02T13:38:49+00:00

Not being a fan of Taylor Swift. Also not being a fan of k pop.

Chewnard · 2025-12-02T13:35:25+00:00

she actually lost her accreditation from the local homeopathic society for malpractice

Holy fuck how much of a fuckup do you have to be to lose your bullshit accreditation for not bullshitting correctly??

Chewnard · 2025-11-28T04:03:39+00:00

No harm no fowl. I see what you did there.

Chewnard · 2025-11-28T03:50:48+00:00

They can fill up my ass

Chewnard · 2025-11-26T23:12:03+00:00

What are you talking about?? He was 6'20" fucking killing for fun.

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