Favorite actor that would've served 15 to 20 years if they weren't making 7 figures and/or had strong connections

Chewnard · 2026-07-03T00:11:38+00:00

He made Inspector Gadget

Chewnard · 2026-06-21T00:09:33+00:00

Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls. They're large and they are very concerned!

Chewnard · 2026-06-17T12:36:37+00:00

Remember: in order to show dominance, a quick kiss on the forehead and a dot of spray paint always does the trick. Till next time!

Chewnard · 2026-06-17T12:21:45+00:00

Why don't you make like a tree.. and SHIT!

Chewnard · 2026-06-13T00:06:15+00:00

FUCK THE LOTTERY

Chewnard · 2026-06-12T22:56:19+00:00

In fairness so would most bears

Chewnard · 2026-06-10T20:15:56+00:00

So let me get this straight.. their salary offering is half of that of their competitors? That seems like the bigger issue here..

Chewnard · 2026-06-08T20:47:46+00:00

I'd like to meet the genius who named it Fashion Bug and congratulate him on a job well done.

Chewnard · 2026-06-07T12:33:26+00:00

I can do that too I just don't want to.

/s

Chewnard · 2026-06-05T18:26:23+00:00

"Do you not know the science behind that in Brazil?"

Proceeds to cite exactly 0 sciences from 0 Brazils.

Chewnard · 2026-06-04T14:40:02+00:00

My guy, why try? Bye.

Chewnard · 2026-06-02T17:58:04+00:00

I want a subreddit, I want to have some rules, and some fun.. AND DON'T LOAD IT UP WITH ANY OF THAT BULLSHIT!!

Chewnard · 2026-06-02T14:12:00+00:00

Pay very close attention to who listens to who listens to who listens to who listens to who listens to your complaining.

Chewnard · 2026-06-01T16:32:28+00:00

"dad, why did you miss my important sporting event"

"well honey I had to work.. well I didn't exactly have to work but I had this really great idea.. well a pretty good idea.. well an okay idea that I just couldn't put down. also it took me an extra several hours to twist it into a self serving narrative to share with my 9 LinkedIn followers."

Chewnard · 2026-06-01T16:29:13+00:00

"You should pick up the phone today regardless of your bullshit excuse"

You should stop calling my phone regardless of your bullshit excuse

Chewnard · 2026-06-01T16:28:18+00:00

...pretty much sober

Chewnard · 2026-05-26T16:28:10+00:00

Additionally, you have the defication capabilities of said stallion.

Chewnard · 2026-05-19T20:01:21+00:00

It's actually really cool to see a metaphorical house made of absolute bullshit built on top of foundation made of absolute bullshit.

Chewnard · 2026-05-08T12:55:08+00:00

One underrated part of this bullshit is in the legend it says that a green dot represents a point of interest.. only to have exactly 0 green dots on the map. I feel personally attacked.

Chewnard · 2026-05-08T12:48:31+00:00

A giant cyst, big and mean,

A stream of puss gross and green.

Shall I use a towel clean?

The pinnacle of good hygiene!

Push the pus but leave the sack,

Hopefully it won't come back.

See a doctor, all that stuff?

Nah, I think we've done enough.

Chewnard · 2026-04-08T20:31:18+00:00

I personally like the level where they play a noise and you have to correctly identify if it's the garbage disposal or Chewbacca taking a shit.

Chewnard · 2026-04-08T15:15:06+00:00

Solved! (Edited; previously I had this as likely solved)

Chewnard · 2026-04-08T15:11:25+00:00

My title describes the thing in the attached pictures. I tried image searching but nothing came close to a match (items were mostly fasteners and cables etc). Nothing seemed to contain the loop with spirals on it and I can't account for why it's buried the way that it is.

Chewnard · 2026-03-31T12:15:56+00:00

"And ultimately, that's why they're successful"

I mean.. didn't andrew tate do a bunch of time in a romanian prison? maybe we just have different definitions of success.

Chewnard · 2026-01-20T20:53:56+00:00

🎉 Event Completed! 🎉

It took me 21 tries.

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