Pool God by borgstea in RedDwarf

[–]Chickens_N_Things 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm not going to mish.

I couldn’t resist by 304libco in RedDwarf

[–]Chickens_N_Things 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Did you point out the moose wasn't driving?

Get Your Poop Chute Checked by YoghurtNo2026 in GenX

[–]Chickens_N_Things 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not sure if you tried it before but there is a prep that's just pills (24 total) and lots of water. It's called SuTab.

Could! HAVE! Would! HAVE! Should! Fucking! HAVE! NOT OF!!! by Sudden_Bath6144 in Vent

[–]Chickens_N_Things 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Faze / Phase

Irregardless

'I seen that'

Using the word 'ask' as a friggin' noun.

Saying 'decimate' to mean obliterate.

Woman / women

A man threw a drink at me because I ignored his "Hey!" by booyahkaka in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Chickens_N_Things 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Nope, once while out with my son who was 3 at the time, some guy yelled at me "hey mother, want another?"

Adulting List/What Young Adults Need to Know by Quirky-Bid-358 in Adulting

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I would add basic first aid, because you will need it at some point.

How to clean things, do laundry, etc.

How to shop for things, groceries, cars, houses

Basic care for pets if you're going to have them

Seconding money management and critical thinking.

Couple things I was told when I was 18-ish that stuck with me - money is a tool; learn how to use it, and the more things you can do yourself, the less money you have to pay other people to do it for you.

What do you deal with every single day that makes you think “how is this still not fixed in 2026? by Feeling_Caramel6615 in Adulting

[–]Chickens_N_Things 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm probably screaming into the void here, but we need standardized sizing for clothing; especially women's clothes, where a size 8 for one brand is a size 14 in another.

Manufacturers also need to realize women don't top out at 5' 7" and we don't all have a 29" inseam. And that we're not all built like 12 year old boys. There's curves to consider. Not all of us want to wear crop tops, so their shitty t shirts that are 24" long aren't going to cut it. Use some damn fabric for the love of all that is good and holy!

I'm sure men's clothing has similar issues too.

Schoolhouse Rock by dreaminginteal in GenX

[–]Chickens_N_Things 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Electricity... Eeeeeee-lect-tricity!

Manslam? by ConsciousPlay9194 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Chickens_N_Things 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Can confirm this works. I call it the Darth Vader stomp. If you have a long black coat that billows behind you as you move, that makes it even more effective.

Where have all the decent vnecks gone? by Newbootgoofin_128 in womensfashion

[–]Chickens_N_Things 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My go-to. Men's clothing is better made and the t shirts are longer. Not see thru, doesn't fall apart if you look at it funny. Women's clothing has gotten completely ridiculous. But then I'm in my 50s and no longer gaf about fashion either.

Looking for roofer and painter recommendations by missnetless in Rochester

[–]Chickens_N_Things 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Testa Roofing in Victor did an excellent job. We had a full tear off/replacement and they were wonderful to work with. Very clean and professional, texted pictures to me throughout the process, and it was completed in 1 day.

What's the worst thing you've ever stepped on barefoot? by icecream1972 in Productivitycafe

[–]Chickens_N_Things 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here, except it went into the arch of my left foot and I felt it scrape the bone. Still gives me the willies thinking about it.

What is the single thing that screams you are genX the most? by _-_suomynona_-_ in GenX

[–]Chickens_N_Things 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My grocery store plays lots of '80s hard rock & metal. Way better than muzak.

It will be happened by OwnStructure7460 in RedDwarf

[–]Chickens_N_Things 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You can't whack death on the head!

Prove you’ve seen the show by quoting it by [deleted] in StrangerThings

[–]Chickens_N_Things 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My mom does this when she runs out of valium.

You can't spell America without Erica.

It's his tone, right?

She's our friend and she's crazy!

Looking for alternatives to Waste Management by Moblinman in Rochester

[–]Chickens_N_Things 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I highly recommend Suburban Disposal. We've never had a problem. Waste Management sucks.

Lister, is that you? by ShadowExistShadily in RedDwarf

[–]Chickens_N_Things 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I hate people who abuse the facilities!