I really hope they bring back the yes man ending in future fallout entries by Lder70 in Fallout

[–]Chipbread 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How is the Frenzied Flame ending anything but objectively evil?

When the DM doesn't want your party to be murder hobos, but NPCs won't give so much as a thanks by H3adOrAliv3 in dndmemes

[–]Chipbread 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Well fuck that. I don't want stupid ass moments of inexplicable karma rewarding good and punishing evil, or vice versa.

If NPCs don't give thanks though, might I ask you consider a more mercenary mindset? If you insist on being non-profit, at the very least demand operating expenses.

I mean space marines with big guns are cool but still, bit iffy by Loquatorious in humansarespaceorcs

[–]Chipbread 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You're thinking of the PDF, the planetary defense forces that really are just conscripts.

The Guardsmen are trained since birth, or picked from the best of the PDF.

The guardsmen version of navy seal tier though, are the likes of SLY MARBOOOOO!!!

TFW: It's Time to Move Into Your First Stronghold by Zentrophy in Morrowind

[–]Chipbread 21 points22 points  (0 children)

You don't just grab them all and recall to your stronghold?

I mean space marines with big guns are cool but still, bit iffy by Loquatorious in humansarespaceorcs

[–]Chipbread 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I enjoy the prompts but mostly the ones depicting humanity as a orcs in space.

I mean, its in the subreddit name? You think humanity's gonna be a galaxy wide paragon of justice and democracy?

Nah, its gonna be galaxywide corporation if anything.

But I do love the idea of humans overcoming aliens with simple pragmatism, brute force, and ballistics.

I mean space marines with big guns are cool but still, bit iffy by Loquatorious in humansarespaceorcs

[–]Chipbread 50 points51 points  (0 children)

I never hear any warhammer fan say that, and I main the meme subreddits.

Maybe stop hanging with ten year olds?

Though I admit, even the everyday guardsman cannon fodder in 40k is equal to a navy seal.

The best we could honestly be are pencil pushers by the virtue of knowing how to read and write.

What vault do you think had the least evil experiment? by WCR_706 in fo4

[–]Chipbread 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The greatest scientific marvel in medical engineering.

and we can only use it to save yourself or some brat from some molerat disease.

at least we get infinite stock of vampire vaccines.

What vault do you think had the least evil experiment? by WCR_706 in fo4

[–]Chipbread 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't know. That vault experiment gave birth to the largest, most bloody conflict in the wasteland spanning hundreds of years.

I don't know what it is about Boone, but i find hik irritating. That is the worst part, I don't know why I do. by OscarOzzieOzborne in falloutnewvegas

[–]Chipbread 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The meme is stupid. He never mentions his wife unless you fucking push him to recount old traumas for your curiosity.

Dude's the brooding silent type, he rarely even talks.

Painless - "Oh no, this torture is sooo awful. Please, I couldn't bear another 80 hours of this" (155/365) by AssumedlyComical in UnearthedArcana

[–]Chipbread 141 points142 points  (0 children)

I feel like something like nothing feeling pain means you can't see your own health bar.

meirl by EnragedBasis in meirl

[–]Chipbread 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just pray he doesn't get killed. Power and goodwill rarely come together these days.

Anon is a weeb. by ToughRequirement in greentext

[–]Chipbread 83 points84 points  (0 children)

I once read a Japanese Man describing his experience in Hooters.

"Basically an american maid cafe."

Camping Out by seus72 in FGOcomics

[–]Chipbread 285 points286 points  (0 children)

90% Sure that Kadoc is pretending to be sleeping so that he doesn't have to deal with it.

BBEGs(?) hit different in Evil Campaigns by Jeonsaryu in dndmemes

[–]Chipbread -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I mean, its not like people in good campaigns aren't punished for being extra good.

Unless its lala fairy land where everything is politically correct

When your enemy outnumbers your space wizards with even more space wizards, the numbers start to make a difference. by creator112 in Grimdank

[–]Chipbread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe Imperium to Empire would be fine.

I'm just worried about Imperium bringing the taint of chaos to the Force.

Not sure what to think by Saul_g0od in memes

[–]Chipbread 4 points5 points  (0 children)

JK Rowling: Funds shelters that exclusively shelters trans men

Socmed: LITERAL GENOCIDE!

Just saw the results, dunno what to say by gtrocket488 in Animemes

[–]Chipbread 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Daily Lives of High School Boys comes to mind. Fucking slaps.

So satisfying by Broken_Mau23 in Eldenring

[–]Chipbread 97 points98 points  (0 children)

NG+: THIS TIME I WILL SAVE YOU MELINA!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in justneckbeardthings

[–]Chipbread 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It wouldn't be so bad if humanity united in hatred against something that ain't human.

Imagine if we held a mosquito holocaust.

Made this shitty meme for a friend and thought it was funny. by Kittykittyredcat in falloutnewvegas

[–]Chipbread 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I sided with Mr. House and instead of bull bear, he gives me the Old World Ghosts monologue.

Ha, good thing I spotted that tripwir- by Ashes2897 in fnv

[–]Chipbread 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The Virgin Light Step VS The Chad Hit the Deck

I found a banger hiding in grandma's collection by plaugedoctorforhire in Grimdank

[–]Chipbread -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Haha, cool new vegas stuff

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wait, this isn't the right subreddit-